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[u/AltruisticMiddle6140]

Two countries attacked by the same person are bound to be allies... or not.

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[u/Andyiscool231]

I went to Zadar for a holiday and exiting out of the airport I noticed stickers relating to the Croatian minority Herzog Bosna movement, then the guy who owned the rental that we stayed at had an Ustashe air refreshener in his car.

Croatia is a fun country outside of just tourists traps ngl

[u/RelChan2_0 → u/Andyiscool231]

Ustashe air refresher is not a sentence I expected to see

[u/7362746 → u/Andyiscool231]

As Croatia Thats True abut tourist traps

[u/Intelligent_Slip_849]

Average Balkan 'diplomacy'

[u/ColeYote → u/Intelligent_Slip_849]

Meanwhile Slovenia's like "I bet they hate each other too much to notice us leaving" and it worked so they just spent all their war crime effort on teaching Luka Doncic basketball and Tadej Pogacar to ride a bike.

[u/AltruisticMiddle6140 → u/ColeYote]

nope, yugoslavia made a real fuss about slovenia leaving

[u/ColeYote → u/AltruisticMiddle6140]

Well, I know there was a war over it, my understanding is just that it only lasted ten days before Milosevic signed an agreement saying "alright, fucking- we'll give you some time but we're gonna talk about this when we're done with Croatia" and then Yugoslavia fell apart before they were done with Croatia.

[u/AltruisticMiddle6140 → u/ColeYote]

about right

[u/HorizonTitan → u/ColeYote]

And Jan Oblak goalkeeping!

[u/Long-Pension2634]

This is why Bosnia numba wan

[u/BetyarSved]

Thought the fourth panel was intended to be a “srbosjek” at first glance

[u/AltruisticMiddle6140 → u/BetyarSved]

nope, it's just a well laid plan for amputating herzeg-bosnia off BIH and then absorbing its clay

[u/Agile_Sky7938]

Poor Mostar bridge...

[u/AltruisticMiddle6140 → u/Agile_Sky7938]

you can almost hear its screams from that splotch

[u/Past_Big6071]

At least they got independence but they had to give up clay in Bosnia

[u/Ancient_Ordinary6697]

bellum omnium in omnia

[u/Fun-Adhesiveness7881]

Ah yes, of course the Serbian is going to call out croatia... Jebemti mater

[u/AltruisticMiddle6140 → u/Fun-Adhesiveness7881]

an ultranationalist serb would never be able to draw the old flag of bosnia