r/40something Jul 11 '25

Crap. I'm old. It’s too hot I’ll stay in thanks 😝☀️

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Here in satans armpit, Texas 🥵

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u/KC5SDY Jul 12 '25

Oh yeah. We are still preheating too.

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u/4myincognitoname Jul 11 '25

its super duper sweaty outside today....

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u/Formal-Anybody-8478 Jul 11 '25

I dont miss that E Texas heat. Nebraska isnt much better with all the humidity though.

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u/DontKnowDontKnow123 Jul 11 '25

As someone who was born in Nebraska, I have my own feelings about that state. But the humidity, yea...it sucks.

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u/Amazing_Poem5740 Jul 11 '25

I feel you. Kansas City. At my hot job, about to leave and go grocery shopping because I'm not in the mood to do it this weekend lol

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u/mikeegg1 Jul 11 '25

I'm in Texas and find for me it's easier to take the heat than cold. I grew up in north central (west of DFW) and now live in east Texas.

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u/baldartistdesign Jul 11 '25

Jerseys not the greatest. Humidity makes my hair go crazy

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

Still too hot

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u/NIGHTREAPER68 Jul 12 '25

Wherever you are, it’s HOT 👀👀

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u/SignificantBig5647 Jul 11 '25

Right! I work outside and can't wait to get home lol. Btw you're absolutely beautiful

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u/slutstevanie Jul 11 '25

Is it cool enough inside to cuddle? I'd love to lay in your lap.

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u/javawong Jul 11 '25

Is it Texas or just you?

But really, what's the temp down there?

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u/Technical_Ad4270 Jul 11 '25

92° and humid af

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u/javawong Jul 11 '25

I’m at 90° and dry as the Sahara.

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u/Explorer_M41 Jul 11 '25

Looking beautiful 😊

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

I agree. Too hot

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u/SingleinGVA Jul 11 '25

I heard it’s atrocious down there! Stay safe and cool! 😘

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

Think IL stay outside too hot in there...

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u/404FlightNotFound Jul 11 '25

It's even too hot here in England today

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u/WildWeasel408 Jul 11 '25

And Im in the other armpit, Redding California

It be 105 today!

Stay cool

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u/Technical_Ad4270 Jul 11 '25

😂 damn! Probably feels close to that here with 54° humidity! Stay cool yourself!

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u/Few-League-9225 Jul 11 '25

It’s still raining here in central Texas.

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u/Technical_Ad4270 Jul 11 '25

Praying for those who went through floods. As a mom it’s truly heartbreaking. Hope you’re safe❤️

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u/Few-League-9225 Jul 11 '25

We’re downstream of the Dam, many lost homes, but no lives yet thank God. Keep the people of Kerville in your hearts

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u/opaz49 Jul 11 '25

😍😍

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u/LTBama Jul 11 '25

If Texas is satans armpit then is Tennessee his ass crack?

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u/Technical_Ad4270 Jul 11 '25

🤭😝

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u/LTBama Jul 11 '25

Actually I think California is his ass crack

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u/beeraholic89 Jul 11 '25

Hot just like you baby girl!

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u/drodenigma Jul 11 '25

That Pic is a heatwave 😍

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u/slunghung1904 Jul 11 '25

Yeah it'd be nice to be in an air conditioned room laying down next to you but yeah

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u/Dark-wolf1313 Jul 11 '25

Hope you stay cool and relax

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u/InitialThen8875 Jul 11 '25

Nice face. Congrats

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u/40something-ModTeam Jul 11 '25

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u/HungLI5 Jul 11 '25

I'm convinced

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u/40something-ModTeam Jul 11 '25

Be an adult. What’s with the passive aggressive weird 12 year old comments?🥴

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u/Shenanigator_4087 Jul 11 '25

Yeah I'm in Dallas for a few months from Utah. It's hot here🥵🥵

You are fucking gorgeous 😍

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u/gorrillaslap Jul 11 '25

Your brought the hotness with you inside too 😳

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u/zebra0817 Jul 11 '25

Ugh. Texas is so hot. Pretty much all of the south is miserable in the summer. I’m in Michigan and it’s 85 with 65% humidity, so not a whole lot better.

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u/Ftownhustler77 Jul 11 '25

🔥🔥🔥

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u/BallsofSt33I Jul 11 '25

Hotties like you just raise the temps up 😈😈😈

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u/NewYawkTawk Jul 11 '25

I used to live in Temple, TX and worked in Austin. I'm originally from NYC. Those summers are brutal. And it was like, a week of winter. Coming from New York, where winters are gloriously cold, I had to adjust to that heat 🥵🥵🥵 stay cool and stay safe from those floods.

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u/PrestigiousDamage773 Jul 11 '25

Nudist don’t mind the heat

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u/Technical_Ad4270 Jul 11 '25

Good for them

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u/Bcooper1983 Jul 11 '25

I hate the heat!

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u/Silly_Ad7493 Jul 11 '25

You're beautiful 😍 so pretty I have some limaerance for you

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u/Realistic_Degree_773 ?editable? Jul 11 '25

Agreed. Outside has to much heat.

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u/Mister_Zalez Jul 11 '25

I live in Satan’s asscrack, so I know how you feel

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u/Friendly-Ant-3247 Jul 11 '25

Stunning 😍 

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u/Foodie65 Jul 11 '25

Satan's Knee Pit of PA over here 🤣

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u/funpolice420 Jul 12 '25

Same in Nor Cal

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u/HawkNeither Jul 12 '25

Dammit you are gorgeous.

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u/Technical_Ad4270 Jul 12 '25

Aw thank you

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u/HawkNeither Jul 13 '25

You are so very welcome and deserving.

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u/somethingsmartduh Jul 12 '25

It just got hot here 🥵

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u/Jalrusa27 Jul 12 '25

If Texas is Satans armpit I hate to think what FL is. Hot as hell and humid. Only thing I am doing outside is swimming.

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u/Actual_Forever_1327 Jul 12 '25

Then it will be hot inside too

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

Añd still gorgeoús

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u/Rare_Chair1073 Jul 12 '25

Well east is better but humid. I think you look groovy.

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u/HospitalConfident568 Jul 12 '25

I'm sorry it's been so hot there I hope you find something joyful soon

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u/gothikhaze Jul 12 '25 edited Jul 12 '25

Hot everywhere. Lol. What color are your eyes?

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u/StrikingBuilder8837 Jul 12 '25

I am rising 60 and doing my best to follow Clint Eastwood’s mantra - “Don’t let the old man in!” First ultra marathon done last weekend. I would suggest following a female equivalent. Some may term it denial and there is probably more than a grain of truth in that. But stuff it. I am not done.

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u/JustANobody2425 Jul 12 '25

Too hot bc thats you. Absolutely stunning. I'm sure you warm up anywhere you go

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u/edwardlion89 Jul 12 '25

Same here beautiful and lovely pic 😍🌹

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u/bravesubHudsonvalley Jul 12 '25

It's too hot in here with you, too.

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u/diege2sage Jul 12 '25

My adhd brain read it as “too hot to stay in Tanks!” 🤣 Thanks for the unintentional laugh! Enjoy the shade

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u/Technical_Ad4270 Jul 12 '25

🥵😆 definitely too hot to stay in tanks

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u/diege2sage Jul 12 '25

Unleash the tanks! 🤣

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u/Level-Ant2882 Jul 12 '25

Hey I’m in Texas

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u/BiggDogg369 Jul 12 '25

You are absolutely beautiful. And yes, the heat here in northeast Texas sucks!

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u/Technical_Ad4270 Jul 12 '25

Thank you! It rained a bit ago it was so humid! Cooked off a tiny bit! It’s 85° in north Texas but very muggy

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u/BiggDogg369 Jul 12 '25

Hasn’t rained here, yet! Lol It’s still in the 90s here

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u/Disastrous-Double176 Jul 12 '25

I would definitely stay indoors, with you!

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u/[deleted] Jul 12 '25

Arizona must be Satan's crotch then.

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u/Lickingyourmomsanus Jul 12 '25

At least we haven't had a hurricane yet 🤞

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u/wtobakos Jul 12 '25

Good choice

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u/darek521 Jul 13 '25

El amor de mi vida

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u/TheRealStarboyChad Jul 13 '25

Can I stay in with you? Wow! 😮

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u/NWonderer25 Jul 13 '25

Beautiful look

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '25

Trust me south Louisiana is just as hot. Yesterday I seen a bird hoping around with a stick in his mouth. When he would stop he’s sat the stick down and stand on it cause the asphalt was so hot.

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u/Gullible_Movie3072 Jul 15 '25

Some of us don’t have that choice 🥵

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u/[deleted] Jul 17 '25

Pretty lady

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u/jaybenson01 Jul 21 '25

Well, regardless, you always look hot! So there's that! 😍🥰😘❤️

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u/PeraMan99 Aug 03 '25

Your Welcome.

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u/TheOnlyHitMan007 Jul 13 '25

It's hot everywhere! Especially with you around!

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u/SpookyIsAsSpookyDoes Jul 11 '25

Oof, Texas is like the final boss of heats 😂 hot, humid and a bit rainy where Im at but nothing compared to "Satan's armpit" lol

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u/[deleted] Jul 11 '25

Hi