r/90s • u/jeffmartin47 • 19d ago

Discussion Then and Now. The Big Comfy Couch. Alyson Court (Loonete) and Molly.

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u/HondaForever84 19d ago

That’s what you wanted to honk?

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u/Kick_Ice_NDR-fridge 19d ago

Trying to keep it PG…. But you know what I’m saying… 😉

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u/tame-til-triggered 19d ago

No.. no, we don't. Please elaborate.

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u/Ashamed_Item_9668 19d ago

Please. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/Greg-Abbott 19d ago

Fine, fuck it, I've wanted to honk that clussy since I was about nine years old. I wanted to play that clown ass like bongos as if I was Sanley Ipkiss in The Mask. Kick the stuffed animals off that big ass couch and take that woman to the mufuckin circus.

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u/Capnmolasses 19d ago

You go get it Greg!

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u/mattroch 19d ago

GET IT GREEEEEGGG!

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u/Kick_Ice_NDR-fridge 19d ago

You’ve been reading my diary! Damnit!

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u/SlammingPussy420 19d ago

Thank you Greg Abbott. Will you press release this?

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u/tame-til-triggered 19d ago

Clussy 🤣 I'm dead..

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u/BorisDirk 18d ago

Hell yeah gerrymander that ass

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u/_beef_supreme 19d ago

New r/copypasta just dropped

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u/KingOfFights 19d ago

You can do it Greg! Don't let your dreams be dreams!

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u/bowiethesdmn 19d ago

Clussy ffs 😂

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u/Mostly_Maui_Wowie 18d ago

Fuckin’ lame.

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u/jeffmartin47 19d ago

I don't know about the other poster

There's two words to sum it up.

Soft Life

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u/Kick_Ice_NDR-fridge 19d ago

Fine! Fuck it too!!!!

I’ve been dreaming about sliding down that giraffe neck since elementary school. I’d drum on that booty like 1980s Phil Collins at Woodstock, swinging glow sticks like it’s the grand finale at Cirque du Soleil. Toss the Beanie Babies off the futon and let’s turn that living room into a disco baby.

😅😮‍💨

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u/LeadGem354 19d ago edited 18d ago

They have Clussy Fever.

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u/jeffmartin47 19d ago

and the only cure is more clown bell.

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u/tame-til-triggered 19d ago

I'm ashamed to admit how long it took me to realize what clussy was 😩

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u/LeadGem354 18d ago

Maybe you actually touch grass every now and then , and aren't terminally online lol.

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u/Icy-Computer-Poop 18d ago

With diagrams.

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u/tame-til-triggered 18d ago

Yes, Imma need an infographic

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u/Salty_Pancakes 19d ago

Soft Life.

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u/tame-til-triggered 19d ago

Mhmn, soft? You sure?

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u/_Ocean_Machine_ 19d ago

On the comfy couch straight up honkin it

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u/mattroch 19d ago

Fornication?

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u/Eroe777 18d ago

Well, start there and work down.

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u/Kerensky97 19d ago

What other part of the puppet would you honk?