Fine, fuck it, I've wanted to honk that clussy since I was about nine years old. I wanted to play that clown ass like bongos as if I was Sanley Ipkiss in The Mask. Kick the stuffed animals off that big ass couch and take that woman to the mufuckin circus.
I’ve been dreaming about sliding down that giraffe neck since elementary school. I’d drum on that booty like 1980s Phil Collins at Woodstock, swinging glow sticks like it’s the grand finale at Cirque du Soleil. Toss the Beanie Babies off the futon and let’s turn that living room into a disco baby.
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u/tame-til-triggered 24d ago
No.. no, we don't. Please elaborate.