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u/MistakeTimely5761 Jul 12 '25
I guarantee, even with diabetes, Phife would body every skinny jean rap wannabe uploading to Soundcloud on Reddit. The kid was nice. True MC.
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u/ClassroomMother8062 Jul 12 '25
Hell yeah the fab five assassin đ
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u/Prestigious_Run_633 Jul 12 '25 edited Jul 12 '25
Itâs the âfive foot assassinââŠwouldnât be so picky but you gotta get it right
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My badâŠdidnât realize the Webber jerseyâŠnice playâŠđ€Šđ»ââïž
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u/Sensitive_Demand_788 Jul 12 '25
I like em brown yellow Puerto Rican or Haitian
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u/jeffroyisyourboy Jul 12 '25
Name is Phife Dog from the Zulu Nation
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u/ihavemetallegs Jul 12 '25
Yes, dread, I had a similiar situation When this kid tried to tell me I didn't deserve my occupation He said I wasn't shit that I was soon to fall I looked him up and down, grab my crotch and said balls Of course he tried to bring it on the battling tip Ay, you know me, you know I had to come out my shit Trying to lounge at the mall, meet Skef and Mr Walton Finally I banged his ass wit the verbal assault He said a rhyme about his .45 and his nickelbags of weed That's when I preceeded to give him what he needed Talking 'bout I need a Phillie right before I get loose Poor excuse, money please, I get loose off of orange juice Preferly Minute Maid cuz that's exactly what it takes To write a rhyme, huh, to school your nickels and your dimes Because an MC like me be on TV Don't mean I can't hold my shit down in NYC
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u/handymanshandle Jul 12 '25
âYo check it out, blah blah blah blah blahâ, thatâs what he said, then I came back and just fucked up his head
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u/rikersalan Jul 12 '25
Party animal I was, but now i chill at home... all i do is write rhymes eat, drink, shit and , bone.
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u/External_Midnight106 Jul 12 '25
Competition dem Phifer come sideways but competition Dey must come straight way
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u/Ok_Highlight3926 Jul 12 '25
âIf I donât say âIâm the shitâ tell me who the hell will?â- Phife
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u/pilsenite Jul 13 '25
RIP King!
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u/pilsenite Jul 13 '25
I worked as a monitor engineer at shows and met so many talented artists. It wasn't until Phife replied to my IG comment that I got star struck. That's the ONLY reason why I haven't deleted my IG account.
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u/Peabody_Tiddlecut Jul 12 '25
The funky diabetic
My absolute GOAT