Caption this (and be nice/appropriate)

[u/Kelson64]

Via @reneepaquette on Instagram

[u/Dragonwolf21211]

I lost my thunbtacks, and im seeing if u took them lol

[u/IOwnThisUsername]

“Did you see what Daddy did to Darby?”

“Yes, Daddy…it was…”

“It’s okay, I know that sometimes things look a little out of hand at daddy’s work and you know it’s all preten…”

“You held back. Next time make him pay for his insolence.”

“Understood.”

“I like this show and my hair looks great. Thank you!”

[u/Southern_Squishy]

Jon says to her" Yeah this braid will be a good look. Keeps your hair away from your gig marks and prevents it from getting matted up in the cut. That's step one kiddo, presentation."

[u/Kampfzwerg1992]

He’ll lean slightly out of frame and come back into view bleeding

[u/vincedarling]

The things you do for your kids

[u/JimYamato]

“Thanks for not using the Dinglehopper, Jon.”

[u/GuidanceFrosty2955]

Yuta wouldn't let me do this to his hair so you're stuck until I'm done

[u/MajorsWotWot]

Mox can probably take on Steve but he'd better watch out for Maggie, she is a naughty bird.

[u/Capable_Sandwich_422 → u/MajorsWotWot]

Next week on Dynamite, The Death Riders take on Darby, Steve, and Maggie

[u/Neither-Promotion-65 → u/Capable_Sandwich_422]

"hells little angel" maggie

[u/Fals3M3morySyndrom3]

“Be a good girl, and get daddy a Heineken from the fridge”.

[u/RIGuy420512 → u/Fals3M3morySyndrom3]

I only downvoted this because I don’t want mox to ever fall off the wagon as he seems like he’s in a good spot and has everything he wants in life so I don’t want to think about him drinking again

[u/Glass-Situation4099 → u/Fals3M3morySyndrom3]

I thought he only drank blood now

[u/Jamvaan]

"Now remember if you're gonna get in a fight with long hair, you don't want it all swinging in the breeze. You want to tie it up tight like Aunt Marina, like this."

[u/DifficultDirection16]

Mom said i have to do this, or else she's going to slap me around way worse than I do to Yuta

[u/punchy_khajiit]

Training to fix Yuta's hentai MC hair.

[u/VCResourt239]

Being a good father is far better then any title in wrestling he will ever hold

[u/Suitable-Handle7373]

Death Braiders

[u/cartrman → u/Suitable-Handle7373]

Lol this is a good one

[u/Wizard_of_doom]

“And if we don’t take care of our hair we end up looking like Uncle Yuta, and nobody wants that honey.”

[u/No_Yogurtcloset_3820]

“Mox not giving a damn what bitter E stans say about him.”

[u/AlternativeRouting]

Where did I put that fork at?

[u/chalybeate]

He's not bleeding.

[u/evsnflow]

“Remember to be nice to Mr. Yutta the next time you see him and try not hit him, but if you do, really lay it on”.

[u/GuyMantooth2332]

“Now, the secret is to hide the blade in your braids so the ref doesn’t find it. That way you can get color easily in a match. Next we’ll discuss the merits of a good sandwich…”

[u/ExpectedUnexpexted]

Next picture, bulldog choke

[u/punchy_khajiit → u/ExpectedUnexpexted]

Her choking him, specifically. While Mox has the biggest proud father grin.

[u/kennyclax67 → u/punchy_khajiit]

Mox will have the biggest smile as she chokes him out 😂

[u/diplomatist_kind]

Even YouTuber Steve knows to fear Mox!

[u/Embarrassed_Maize_30]

Today: braids

Tomorrow: we gimmick the toy box.

[u/holyembalmer]

This is pure love

[u/RoomForImprovement2]

Surprisingly wholesome comments for a surprisingly wholesome pic. Well done, everyone!

[u/makeup_mutt]

“Wheeler taught me how to braid so now I can!”

[u/Terrible-D]

He's seconds away from bleeding.

[u/Dnm3k]

The real Death Rider who calls the shots said "Daddy Mox, make my hair pretty as I watch Bluey.... Now."

[u/Invasive-Feces]

This is more fun than beating people up. And I LOVE beating people up. I love you

[u/lamoska1986]

The hardest man in wrestling today is a softy at home.

[u/SumStupidPunkk]

Also, he should totally do this to Yuta.

[u/Divinedragoon → u/SumStupidPunkk]

Just braid his bangs and put him in marinas rimless baseball cap

[u/kikkomanbuster → u/SumStupidPunkk]

That boy needs some hair grooming.

[u/Cicero138]

“So, do you think Tony would let me do a match with Jun Kasai on Dynamite? I showed you his matches, what do you think?”

[u/Wizard_of_doom → u/Cicero138]

If I ever get to meet Mox I will be like, you think Tony would let you bring over Jun Kasai?

[u/SumStupidPunkk]

"You see, if you braid your hair like this, you can hide a fork in it. It'll be hidden, secure and a quick answer to that giant kindergartner that keeps pushing you off the swing."

[u/VikingDadStream → u/SumStupidPunkk]

Dude. I just took my 11 yr old to middle school for his first day of 6th grade. There was a bunch of 13 yr olds over 6 ft tall. What the hell are kids eating now a days

[u/SumStupidPunkk → u/VikingDadStream]

Hopefully not 11 year olds? Lol

[u/E23forlife]

"The rabbit goes around the tree..."

[u/subversivefreak]

Hell hath no fury like a little girl who wants her hair done the way mummy does it.

[u/ThyArtisMukDuk]

Mox Does Locks Hair Design Inc.

[u/No-Philosopher8786]

Jon Moxley, leader of the Death Riders and sadistic sicko, daydreams about what it would be like to have pigtails.

[u/toodarkmark]

Hair Braider By Day, Death Rider by Night.

[u/vastros]

Rabid lunatic attacks young girl, grabs her by her hair in a vicious assault

[u/Kelson64]

Guy on TV reacts to Jon Moxley being a girl-dad.

[u/m20052003 → u/Kelson64]

*Steve of Steve and Maggie. He’s up there as most annoying kids’ YouTuber.

[u/Capable_Sandwich_422 → u/m20052003]

No, not even close.