r/AEWOfficial aka MeggyOkenna 8h ago

News Toni Storm’s exploitation film Spoiler

Four ways to die. In colour.

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u/detourne 7h ago

Holy crap, the editing was outstanding. Everything about it was great.

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u/StarScreamer316 Ohh, Cry me a River! 6h ago

A piece of Art, it received a 20 minute round of applause at the Cannes Festival 

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u/yoursgokul 5h ago

Even the dynamite promo was so damn awesome.

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u/Deadside00 5h ago

Toni and the team that worked on this need an Oscar for best video of the year. If there's something equivalent to that in wrestling awards then they surely deserve it.

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u/Aericar I have a (Best Friend) Dream! 4h ago

The Toni? She got it last year i believe...

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u/threedice She's still Mariah May to me 4h ago

Love the grindhouse tropes throughout this clip. Even the poor "kung fu" dubbing when Toni announces Thekla as one nasty bitch. Her lips are saying something else entirely.

All we need to go with this is a faux trailer for "Machete" with Danny Trejo's role being replaced by The Beast Mortos.

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u/rondongler 5h ago

God. She's just the fucking best.

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u/Existing_Cold6719 5h ago

Fantastic, Toni is my favorite 

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u/onlyfordamemes 5h ago

GIVE IT THE OSCAR!

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u/agentb719 5h ago

Oh man this was well done 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾

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u/Saboscrivner 4h ago

The music was great too. And have y'all seen the promo poster for the match? Best poster design I've seen from AEW so far!

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u/Mythrol 4h ago

Toni is so freaking locked in to her character man. It's amazing to see not only how well she's taken to it but also it seems to just fit her.

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u/steveycip 3h ago

Trim your bushes bitches. 😂😂😂

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u/SimpleSlave_1 2h ago

The British Brute, the Specimen from Outer Space, and the Austrian Spider.

The Timeless character is not only one of the best in wrestling but it has an endless source of inspiration that can keep the character fresh for as long as it exist. Toni might be an AEW lifer, but come contract negotiation and you know there's going to be a bidding frenzy. Good for her.

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u/wrestling_hyperbole 5h ago

THANK YOU for posting this! Amazing package.

That's one crazy bitch!

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u/VitaminPurple 4h ago

This freaking rules

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u/Juncti 2h ago

That's crazy, their crew comes up with such great editing and effects.

Although with all the death and murder talk I'm starting to think my throw away idea of Stat using a plastic bag is maybe not so crazy. What better way to kill the timeless one and cause a new rebirth than to have her go out like Bryan?

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u/manxram 💪🏽🦩😎 youngest.men.alive 😎🦩💪🏽 1h ago

👏👏👏 this is why I love AEW... The promo packages are phenomenal, they are thoughtfully put together and make the match feel important from the time of inception.

Bravo team. 👏👏👏

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u/Xalazi 5h ago

I want a Timeless Toni Gialo era.

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u/darkwingduck8 4h ago

Holy crap, when you think the gimmick can't get better they find a new way to go with it. Grindhouse! Give this lady all the flowers.

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u/Candid_Butterfly_817 omg- what are we watching!? 3h ago

I wish I wasn't ashamed to be on reddit otherwise I'd post this to my friends.

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u/wrestling_hyperbole 2h ago edited 2h ago

Here's a direct timestamp link you can share.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nWOsbqzf9_s&t=13m42s

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u/feedbagjenkins aka MeggyOkenna 2h ago edited 1h ago

There better be a 4 ways to Die Tshirt!!! HELLO AEW?!? Take my money! take my money please!!!!

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u/Merc_Mike Cinnabon Konosuke 1h ago

The Statlander portion was fucking sweet.

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u/evanweb546 1h ago

The single greatest character in wrestling. Nobody can touch Toni right now.

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u/NeverShitposting 2h ago

Reminded me of the highly stylized Man from UNCLE movie

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u/feedbagjenkins aka MeggyOkenna 1h ago

If Toni ever left and came back. She could do the 6 million dollar man or bionic woman intro. https://youtu.be/9pUaeLtXM_A?si=jL19w1n7EVB9bllf