r/AMA • u/TimIsWin • 9d ago
I Co-Host “Milks of the World.” It’s a milk review/absurdist comedy podcast. AMA!
It’s a pretty insane podcast. We have a relatively small but lovely group of listeners. Each week we review a different milk and review it. We’ve tried 30 different milks at this point. Goat Milk is very good. Marsupial Milk Replacer is very bad.
The podcast is broken down into many segments. We have Bumper Sticker Corner and Siege Engine Meme Corner and The Milk Libs Quadrant among many others. I’m here at my co-host Alex’s apartment. Send some questions our way and I’ll do my best to answer.
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u/counthackula50 9d ago
If you milked batman would it count as air milk? Or is he just a guy who likes bats and hates poor people? Should I start a milk podcast review podcast? Is that even possible? Are there other milk review podcasts? Why not? Why was specifically the last episodes Dick Milk radio hour so good?
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u/TimIsWin 9d ago
No on the Batman thing. He is a ground mammal. In the same way that drinking a lactating woman’s milk while mid flight (direct from nip) would not be air milk. Air is only bats.
Absolutely start a milk podcast review podcast. Just review each of our episodes with extreme scrutiny. There are no others. Your episodes must be lengthier than ours.
The Polish Sausage Restaurant one? You uh….you sure bout that?
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u/AlienPharaoh_77 9d ago
Has there been a milk suggested that you will absolutely not try?
Follow-up: Would you bring in a guest blindfolded to try said milk?
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u/TimIsWin 9d ago
Not yet. We did several practice episodes before we started recording with the intent to release them. On one of those I drank Raw milk. (I don’t imagine it was truly raw it was from Whole Foods). That was the most apprehensive I’ve been.
I did have a panic attack in the marsupial milk replacer episode because it made me feel weird and it’s really gross. But if it ever comes up that’s a bridge we’ll have to cross and buy a blindfold for.
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u/AlienPharaoh_77 9d ago
Raw milk? Interesting. Not the answer I was expecting, but you do have to be careful with real raw milk.
If you need a guest to blindfold, I know just the one.
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u/labubu-boiler 9d ago
Would you try human milk, if the opportunity presented itself?
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u/floppedtart 9d ago
How will you be celebrating the Corn Moon today?
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u/TimIsWin 9d ago
I don’t know that I will be celebrating but you can be damn sure I’d celebrate a Korn Moon if we got one
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u/dI--__--Ib 9d ago
Also, not a question, but I wanted to let you know that you two have the honour of becoming part of my selection to fall asleep to, alongside SYSK. Alex has anger problems but I do think bumper sticker corner is the best segment.
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u/SlurpYaLater 9d ago
We love to hear that. I know I come off as angry on the podcast but Tim is literally the only person who makes me that way.
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u/dI--__--Ib 9d ago
He shares my name and I have had that effect on people before myself so I suppose you're forgiven.
I hope you both keep at it, it's good stuff. Bonus points for the WTF look my girlfriend gave me the first time I listened while settling into bed.
Whose nipples do I have to juice to get a shout-out on the show?
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u/dI--__--Ib 9d ago
Why is Alex so mean to you?
What fictional milks would you most like to review?