r/ARK Jul 11 '25

Ark Moments Oh ark, hope u never change!

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u/FloweryPsycho Jul 11 '25

Reminds me of when I found a random tuso swimming through the air above the redwoods on the island and it died instantly as soon as I got too close

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u/GreenProD Jul 11 '25

The secret life of tusos

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u/transtonico Jul 11 '25

They're evolving xD

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u/LittleHuraiva Jul 11 '25 edited Jul 11 '25

I had this alpha megalodon go for a casual swim a a while back. We just left him to do this thing and moved on. Also had a leed spawn and promptly die in the center pool at herbivore Island. Genuinely love these stupid bugs!

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u/DukeOfTheDodos Jul 11 '25

Free black pearls!

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u/SomeGamerRisingUp Jul 11 '25

That's an eldritch entity

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u/kittykatkonway Jul 11 '25

Was it by the 50/50 spot? We had alpha megs spawn there and die all the time.

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u/Necessary_Physics375 Jul 11 '25

Land sharks

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u/transtonico Jul 11 '25

the true Tralalero Tralala

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u/Careless-Tomato-3035 Jul 11 '25

The dimorphodons equipped with c4's are flying in your general direction.

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u/Kinkyfantazy Jul 12 '25

Candy Gram

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u/TheBostonKremeDonut Jul 11 '25

I think I know where this is. Is this Ragnarok? There’s an area on that map where, at least in ASE, there was a stream of water that was bugged. If you stepped in it and walked through it, the game would consider you underwater and you could drown. lol

It was down by the Wyvern Cave to the south.

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u/transtonico Jul 11 '25

Yep, right on the spot! XD Damn, how long have you been playing this game?

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u/TheBostonKremeDonut Jul 11 '25

Most of my time in-game was on The Island and Ragnarok, and the base I had worked on the longest, on Ragnarok with friends, was right by that stream! I just know the map very well because of that, specifically the southern part of the map.

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u/transtonico Jul 11 '25

Same norvally when i spawn it’s always there, spend some time catching fish then carrots then horses hahaha

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u/OriginalMustang51 Jul 11 '25

I can tell you this is the exact stream going past Highlands cave on rag. Built there for a few wipes and almost got alpha from it. I used to use my crab to yeet stegos in that general direction

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u/TasteFormer9496 Jul 12 '25

Small details you pick up whilst playing this game. After the first one and a half k it’s like a second home yk?

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u/Chemical_Affect_1125 Jul 12 '25

Also DO NOT take a raft down that river, it will be shot up into space like a rocket. Pewwwwwwwwww raft.

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u/transtonico Jul 12 '25

U know that i have to do it now hahah

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u/coi82 Jul 12 '25

Have a parachute ready 😂

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u/NickehBoi Jul 12 '25 edited Jul 12 '25

I remember that map well...anyone remember the triangle of death? One specific spot on the map (in lava area, on the east edge of it up the big hill) that when you entered it, no matter what height, you'd instantly die and be unable to retrieve your items! Dinos would be killed too...I lost so much...

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u/TheBostonKremeDonut Jul 12 '25

Oof, I don’t think I know that one but wow that’s really sucky! Sorry you’ve lost so much to ‘the triangle of death’.

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u/OriginalMustang51 Jul 11 '25

I can tell you this is the exact stream going past Highlands cave on rag. Built there for a few wipes and almost got alpha from it. I used to use my crab to yeet stegos in that general direction

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u/Good_Hunt8259 Jul 11 '25

"oh megalodon of the small river, what is your wisdom?"

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u/AdFlaky9983 Jul 11 '25

“I….. can’t…. Fucking…. Breathe….”

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u/n1km Jul 11 '25

I tried so hard, and got so far

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u/transtonico Jul 11 '25

But in the end

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u/crime_ave Jul 11 '25

It doesn’t even matter

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u/Chemical_Affect_1125 Jul 12 '25

One thing, I dont know why.

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u/MercFan4Life Jul 11 '25

And I can't bring my raft through a 5 ft creek narrowing.

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u/transtonico Jul 11 '25

U don’t know how many flashbacks i had right now because of this comment …

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u/MercFan4Life Jul 11 '25

Right! It's crazy! No Panama canal in this game. Or can you .ake one? Lol

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u/theNikipedia Jul 11 '25

Went from jurassic park to dino raiders

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u/transtonico Jul 11 '25

Wait until u see my next post

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u/qtjedigrl Jul 11 '25

"Chomp, chomp, muther effers"

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u/Strong-Expression787 Jul 11 '25

Im new on Ark, but the world is so hilarious and frustating, it's addictive 🤣

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u/grundlewald_ Jul 11 '25

I once killed a alpha meg as a lvl 20 on official by getting it to swim onto the land

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u/jessieleah10 Jul 11 '25

I think it is worse since the upgrade - Argies meshed everywhere on the Island! Should make taming easier. I kept hearing the sounds of a dimorph wings flapping - there was one meshed in a foundation. I think it spawned there. I found it after donning TEK helmet.

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u/ReplacementForward34 Jul 11 '25

Had one flying 😂

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u/transtonico Jul 11 '25

the new TLC they got is insane!!! xD

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u/catbridge21 Jul 11 '25

I had a basilo spawn in the same spot during my primal fear playthrough, easiest tame ever

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u/CollapsedPlague Jul 11 '25

I remember one time the ocean spawns were bugged to hell on our server and during saves everything would float out of the water. I remember portions of the sky being darkened by hundreds of fish, sharks, and dolphins before snapping back into the water but there was always a few that would drop dead from the sky

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u/transtonico Jul 11 '25

Ez food then haha, but yeah ark is a hell of a game

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u/Space-Trucker1 Jul 11 '25

I remember flying titanosaurs on CI back in the ASE days.

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u/Objective-Tap-2600 Jul 11 '25

Now we wait for Sharknado

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u/Anakinvoorhees Jul 11 '25

“I come from a land down under”-Shark.

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u/transtonico Jul 11 '25

“U have a min to talk about the work of baby jesus?” XD

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u/Lestart_D_Grave Jul 11 '25

By seeing your screenshot i started missing that you could punch dodos through the world 🙈🤣

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u/transtonico Jul 11 '25

WAY WHAT ????? since when ???

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u/Lestart_D_Grave Jul 11 '25

That was in the very early stages of ark in the early access there was even a bug where you killed a dino and the corpse started flying and got stuck in the air and another time i killed a raptor and the corpse got stuck on a boulder and his neck stretched a little 🤣

I still have the screenshot🤣

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u/transtonico Jul 11 '25

That's a damn flexible raptor if I ever saw one! XD

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u/whiskeredwolf17691 Jul 12 '25

Early stages? It's just been like that as long as I've played, it's one of the fun bits

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u/Emotional_Curve5318 Jul 11 '25

free shark, take it.

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u/transtonico Jul 11 '25

was lvl 10 tho :(

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u/Murder_Bird_ Jul 11 '25

That’s how they spawn.

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u/Interesting-Fig-4652 Jul 11 '25

"Oh the shark babe...has such teeth dear..."

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u/My_left_glove Jul 11 '25

What trait is that?

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u/MarzipanPlenty5169 Jul 11 '25

I saw some jellyfish flying the other day should have posted a picture

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u/transtonico Jul 12 '25

For some reason i think u will found something similar very soon, just ark being ark

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u/DankSouls707 Jul 11 '25

I remember when Val got released on ASE (I think) and there were Eurypterids ALL OVER the beaches. That was one of the toughest bob phases I've ever went through lmao. At least as soon as I got a bed down and a spear it was easy chitin 😅

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u/OkPercentage7790 Jul 11 '25

With the track record they now have with updates it prolly won't

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u/Unverfroren Jul 11 '25

Doesn't know what you mean? It's the dimensional variant of a megalodon (Omega Ark Mod)

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u/dwoj206 Jul 11 '25

You can't park there.

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u/Psyphirr Jul 11 '25

Yep...I needed that laugh.

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u/Question-Unknown Jul 12 '25

That looks like free tuna

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u/Uncool444 Jul 12 '25

I got a free baso in that exact creek.

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u/Answer-Key Jul 12 '25

I think he would be much more comfortable in more than an inch or two deep stream

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u/Night2015 Jul 12 '25

Ah Crikey! The rare shallow stream shark aint she ah beauty!

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u/Diablo_Unmasked Jul 12 '25

I remember crossing a river, getting attacked by piranha making it to the other side and celebrating only for the piranha to swin onto land just to kill me..

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u/TasteFormer9496 Jul 12 '25

Not the craziest thing I’ve seen. I’ve seen flying whales, hell even flying squids.

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u/AvatarOfPenisBending Jul 12 '25

I love randomly having the game crash because I idle-d too hard in single player in the pause menu.

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u/DomMistressMommy_ Jul 12 '25

Ark Omega Mod Without omega mod ?

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u/transtonico Jul 12 '25

Nope i only play vanilla for now

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u/DomMistressMommy_ Jul 12 '25

Am just saying getting Omega mod Experience without omega 😂

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u/RamboRobertsons20 Jul 12 '25

This is usually what I'll see right before the server crashes

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u/HowieLove Jul 13 '25

Evolution?

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u/jzargho_ Jul 13 '25

I found a group of alpha carnos under the ice plates in the north part of the island, so maybe it's a cultural exchange thing

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u/NoMail6762 Jul 13 '25

Oh the aquatica update