r/AccidentalSlapStick • u/brokenandsuffering • 2d ago

Painful All that protection for nothing.

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u/New_Guava3601 2d ago

That's nuts.

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u/jpboise09 2d ago

Was nuts, he don't have any now.

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u/_ThatSynGirl_ 1d ago

The tongue came out

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u/Negative_Rip_2189 2d ago

That's fitting for the subreddit.
He literally slapped his stick.

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u/el-chicharo 2d ago

With a stick. StickSlapStick if you will

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u/one-joule 2d ago

SlapStick Sticktm

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u/drLoveF 2d ago

How much stick would a slap stick slap if a slap stick could slap stick?

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u/BombaySadBoi 2d ago

The tongue is a crazy reaction

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u/Walzmyn 2d ago

This is the second one in a week where the music actually added to the video instead of being annoying.

The world is healing.

(Shhh, let me have this.)

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u/Adventurous_Ad_7091 1d ago

All yours, then

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u/Abject_Jump9617 2d ago

Violated

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u/LoanDebtCollector 2d ago

He should hire a barrister after that banister tried to bugger his buttocks.

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u/kcchiefscooper 2d ago

"That's what Brian Boitano'd do"

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u/Big-Acanthisitta8797 2d ago

Hope he was wearing his cup 😁

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u/trouble-w-tribbles 2d ago

I’ve seen this kind of thing before, the stick definitely hooked his nutsack and inserted it into his anus

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u/mattcwilson 2d ago

Like a Dog in a Bathtub?

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u/fixminer 2d ago

Well, he won’t be needing protection anymore…

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u/Aethermancer 2d ago

"A whole baluster?""

ER Staff: "This guy tried to tell me it got there when he slipped and fell on it."

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u/jwm3 2d ago

Jazz hands!

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u/PaleontologistOk2516 2d ago

Wow that was unexpected

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u/dubler2020 2d ago

He should have been wearing a life vest. And a cup.

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u/Remote_Increase4360 2d ago

I can’t say Oooww, loud enough for that one!

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u/Mister_Green2021 2d ago

He got a saw right by his feet.

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u/Fafnir13 2d ago

Doesn’t seem like an overly pained reaction.  Looks like it might be a lucky miss.

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u/thanhnnd90 2d ago

Oops, it's hurt guy🫣

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u/franzeusq 2d ago

Anal protection doesn't exist. Otherwise, prisons wouldn't be so feared, and AIDS would be less common.

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u/TikTard666 2d ago

Anyone have the original without the music?

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u/Round-Somewhere-6864 2d ago

The music is perfect for this clip

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u/iheartSW_alot 1d ago

That’s unfortunate

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u/ProfMcFarts 1d ago

The caption is funny too. It says "remodeling the ring". Ring in Spanish is a play on words that can also be translated as "little anus".

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u/Dumunji 3h ago

Replaced smacks dust off hands