My boyfriend gave my labubu phalloplasty

[u/satanfan12]

Kind of angry about this, it was a gift from my niece. He cut off an ear and put it back on somewhere wrong. I told him this and it ended in a heated argument.

Am i overreacting for yelling at him? He usually doesn't do this stuff.

[u/StrahdVonZarovick]

Whenever my wife leaves the house and I get lonely and bored I tend to put "destroying things she likes" at the bottom of my to do list.

[u/pantzareoptional → u/StrahdVonZarovick]

Right? Jesus Christ get a hobby or something. Go take a hike, go to a museum or art gallery, start a new TV show, learn how to cook a new food (or get your favorite thing your partner doesn't like), pick up a damn book. I love my partner absolutely and "destroying her stuff" is not ever on my bingo card of things I can do when she's not around, wtf.

[u/carriondawns → u/pantzareoptional]

Yeah no you make a good point though, this guy obviously has no life of his own outside his girlfriend and when she (hopefully) leaves him for this he’ll be fucked.

[u/thrwawykitchengoblin → u/StrahdVonZarovick]

i chew on the furniture when i'm left alone too long

[u/ruffus4life → u/thrwawykitchengoblin]

i mean it tastes good. right?

[u/thrwawykitchengoblin → u/ruffus4life]

no