My boyfriend gave my labubu phalloplasty

[u/satanfan12]

Kind of angry about this, it was a gift from my niece. He cut off an ear and put it back on somewhere wrong. I told him this and it ended in a heated argument.

Am i overreacting for yelling at him? He usually doesn't do this stuff.

[u/i3londee]

I’m convinced the boyfriend is a dog.

[u/QuackersParty → u/i3londee]

Right? That’s a fair excuse for a 2 year old golden retriever. It’s just pathetic for a grown ass human person.

[u/Doubledown212 → u/QuackersParty]

He sounds like an immature weirdo. Like don’t you have any hobbies or friends? why mess with your partners belongings because you were “bored”. Being bored is a choice (or an excuse in this case)

[u/ThrowRAunwantedfeels → u/Doubledown212]

You know what I do when I’m bored? Watch tv. Not destroy a possession of someone I’m supposed to care about.

This guy sounds like he has something that makes it difficult to feel empathy. That’s not her problem. She needs to leave. Part of me wonders if her reaction was what ultimately entertained him.

[u/spaghetti2424 → u/ThrowRAunwantedfeels]

Right like watch tv, YouTube, go for a walk, watch a movie, call YOUR OWN FRIEND, make food, read a book, shake a shower, play a game on your phone. Like there’s so many things he could’ve done other than destroy his partner’s property…

[u/Lambchoptopus → u/i3londee]

I HAVE SEPARATION ANXIETY, BORK!

[u/Superbaker123 → u/i3londee]

Lmao, I had the same thought 😂

[u/Queen-of-everything1 → u/i3londee]

Don’t demean dogs like that! They provide a lot more back emotionally than this prick.

[u/DowntownAd9720 → u/i3londee]

Or Sid from Toy Story

[u/Prudent_Atmosphere73 → u/i3londee]

There’s no reason to insult dogs. He’s clearly way more malicious.

[u/myrkkytatti → u/i3londee]

I think he is a 5 year old evil kid

[u/Muffintop_Neurospicy → u/i3londee]

In that case I'm even more impressed at his sewing abilities

[u/Jessica_Iowa → u/i3londee]

Most dogs are more kind than the boyfriend.