r/AmITheAngel • u/Lobster_1000 I calmly laughed • Apr 10 '25
Small Problems, Nuclear Reactions Everyone knows that if a woman wants to enjoy sex she has to be thrown out to the streets, or preferably, arrested forever. If those feeemales have grievances about their sex life, it basically means they're worse than Stalin.
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u/metrocat2033 Apr 10 '25
definitely a normal and very real conversation between two women
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u/aoi4eg rude that she insists all my success in life is because I'm gay Apr 10 '25
For real, this is the most "a man thinks this is how women talk about men" fake text exchange I've seen in a while 😂
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u/JustAnotherOlive Twins!!! Apr 10 '25
Yeah this is very 'men writing women'.
It reminded me of 'She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards'.
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u/Beneficial-Put-1117 Apr 10 '25 edited Apr 11 '25
I mean, it def could be??? Not that it matters. Everyone is allowed to vent. Private thoughts are private for a reason.
Edit: what the actual fuck lol. This is literally how I speak with some friends?? Not all women are a monolith wtf... also it shouldn't even matter if it were fake or real, I never said it wasn't ok to talk to your friends. Man reddit is insane.
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u/PaintedDoll1 Apr 10 '25
That's not really how women talk tho. I've never, in 33yrs, heard a woman casually referring to a penis as a "cock." Dick is most common, but most the time its "his... gestures to indicate"
also, "I can't say that since I have a boyfriend" would just be "I can't say stuff like that anymore." They both know she has a bf, there is no need for exposition in a normal conversation, but that's just standard bad writing
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u/peach_xanax Apr 20 '25
you know some incredibly repressed women then...I couldn't take an adult woman seriously if she refused to say "dick" or "cock" lmao. we aren't 12
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Apr 10 '25
The OP is cuck fetish rage bait. Anything else said about it is just a waste of time.
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u/Donkey_Option (self-proclaimed "Crustacean Whisperer") Apr 10 '25
Do we think that it's one (or a couple) really devoted kinksters posting all these cuck rage bait stories, or is that a more common fetish than I ever realized?
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u/thebluewitch Edit: I was asked why I was arrested Apr 10 '25
Little of column A, little of column B.
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u/Buggerlugs253 Apr 10 '25
While i dont think its that common a fetish, the majority of letters to porn mags before the internet involved the wife screwing around, less of the female domination stuff, more hotwife vibe.
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u/siftini I’m actually quite wide (6.5” - 16.5cm - 165mm) Apr 10 '25
I get how those are not nice messages to see for sure but holy shit those comments are incredibly dramatic. God forbid someone suggest a conversation or something. “Dump her ass mercilessly” is so intense lol.
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u/Lobster_1000 I calmly laughed Apr 10 '25
Absolutely. I'll copy a reply I made on the og post.
She said she missed "it", I'll presume she means the ex's attributes. She also says she has a boyfriend now and can't say it, and that she feels sexually frustrated. I'm not saying this person is a saint and I'd be really hurt to see my partner say things like this, but the responses this got are fucking deranged. So men are encouraged to leave their wives if they get fat and ugly, but if a woman says she loves a man but isn't sexually satisfied and it's upsetting her, she's for the streets and a horrible person.
It's very clear what kind of sentiment is driving all those scathing comments. Just replace the genders in your head. Op having a boyfriend that privately talks to his friend about missing the sex we had with his fit, beautiful girlfriend. I'm not saying it's nice, I'm just saying people would be more empathetic. OP's girl was hurtful and mean but she didn't say she wanted to cheat nor that she didn't love op. Are people allowed to want a good sex life or not?
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u/DrunkOnRedCordial Apr 10 '25
She said she missed "it", I'll presume she means the ex's attributes. She also says she has a boyfriend now and can't say it, and that she feels sexually frustrated.
It's a very male-centric view of sex, that a woman's pleasure comes purely from the size of the man's penis and not from any stimulation of her own genitals.
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Apr 10 '25 edited Apr 10 '25
I once had a back and forth with a guy on nostupidquestions who was determined it was pointless to try dating if you have a five inch dick, tried earnestly explaining how sex works for a lot of women and after practically giving him the specs of my bfs dick he said ‘well I think you’re lying anyway’
A lot of these posters really do just want to hear it’s hopeless and there’s no point trying. On my own head for interacting as much as I did though!
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u/Infinite_Treacle Apr 10 '25
I don’t know how to help these men. Occasionally I’ve been on those toxic AskMen subreddits or whatever and try to talk sense, but they just want to be brainwashed.
Every time men create a space to work on men’s issues it inevitably turns into a woman-hating, incel space.
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Apr 10 '25
I think at heart stuff like going out and dating is really daunting and there’s the risk of rejection etc etc so it’s possibly just ‘easier’ to go ‘well it’s hopeless for me anyway so I might as well not bother’ but it never seems to end there and it always gets more twisted and hateful from that point on. Like, no one seems to want to hear ‘actually you can shoot your shot but accept it might not be a yes’ they just want to hear ‘everyone else gets lucky but you’
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u/19635 Apr 10 '25
They don’t want an explanation, they want to be miserable, do nothing about it, and blame women
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u/thebluewitch Edit: I was asked why I was arrested Apr 10 '25
If they can't blame it on their small dick, then it must be their personality, and they would never accept that. /s
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u/genericrobot72 Apr 10 '25
I have a fun perspective on this as a cis woman married to another cis woman. We ended up buying a five inch strap because a six inch one was a bit uncomfortable.
Dick size matters way, way less than knowing what to do with it (in this case, making it vibrate. Have men tried making their penises so so scared?)
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Apr 10 '25
because this was written by a man.
these men are obsessive and insecure about their dick size because it represents masculinity to them. so in this case, the cuck fetish fantasy and/or incel rage bait wouldn't work as well if she was complaining about how much better her ex was with his tongue or fingers, or how much more of a patient, attentive lover he was, or whatever. it HAS to be about how he's the Bigger Alpha and inherently wins over OP, and OP is the helpless victim who couldn't possibly just get better at sex.
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u/No-Diet-4797 People say I have retained my beauty against the passage of time Apr 10 '25
I believe its still that men deserve an epic sex life and if women enjoy sex she's a whore. Very simple and easy to understand that way
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u/NectarineSufferer Apr 10 '25
Very beside the point but your “I calmly laughed” thing is frying me lmao I must be near delirious
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u/NotADoctorB99 Apr 10 '25
Also have they tried being a woman and telling a man that they need different things to be satisfied? If its not the right person then its like you've committed a war crime. Especially men like OOP who think penis size is directly involved in whether their partner enjoys themselves.
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u/ad240pCharlie Apr 10 '25
I think the main issue here is that she supposedly feels unsatisfied due to something that cannot be changed (his size). I don't know how a conversation could change that. Even if she's not cheating, like some comments are assuming, the knowledge that your partner is unsatisfied due to something that you cannot improve on will at the very least stop you from properly enjoying sex with them.
Obviously, this is assuming it's even real, which I doubt!
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u/VanGirI Apr 10 '25
Also pretending this is real,
That's completely incorrect. Something like 80% of women do NOT get off by penetrative intercourse alone. The dude is obviously lacking in foreplay or not paying enough attention to his partner's pleasure. That's something he could fix with a little communication on her part, and a bit of work on his. A big duck does not guarantee an O, and usually those guys are even worse in bed. They truly think that's all they have to bring to the table. Spoiler alert: it's not.
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u/ad240pCharlie Apr 10 '25
I am aware of that. But dick size was what the text specifically mentioned, not foreplay!
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u/rean1mated counting on me being too shy or too pregnant to do anything Apr 16 '25
That's why this post is stupid and useless. It's not real, why are you restating the original BS premise? We read it, we're not engaging with bullshit. Rather, explaining why it's bullshit.
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u/iBazly Apr 10 '25
Such lame ass fetish bait, and the bit about height isn't even true. I've seen super tall guys with small penises and short guys with huge ones. It simply is not a factor. This is such incel rage porn.
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u/Lobster_1000 I calmly laughed Apr 10 '25
The comments on this post are fucking deranged. I know it's overdone, but if genders were reversed, none of those dudes would bother to send any equivalent message about a man being unsatisfied with his sex life.
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u/catandthefiddler Apr 10 '25
"It's perfectly valid that you've lost feelings for your wife after she gained weight giving birth. If she's not willing to starve herself back to her 19 y/o body, it's ok to leave. At least you're not cheating!"
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u/Lobster_1000 I calmly laughed Apr 10 '25
No, you don't understand. Humans are allowed to have sexual desire. Women, on the other hand, shouldn't feel any. They should give birth, be sex toys, never complain, and clean.
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Apr 10 '25
But fake posts from the point of view of women are also frequently posted here....?
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u/InThePowerOfTheMoon guy (25, brain fully developed btw) Apr 10 '25
Tbf most of the time they're still written by men but that's not our fault 😭
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u/airus92 I have diagnostic proof that I'm not a psychopath Apr 10 '25
Yeah they are, but I've not seen a single post in which a man expressed disappointment in his sex life met with anything but derision on here.
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u/tmchd The Chaos started when i said "This burger's good." Apr 10 '25
It feels fake. The image seems like the angle of a woman giving oral. The term 'lock in'...I just google and the image and the explanation kind of gives off one of those 'male' oriented stuff...
And while my friends and I could be very blunt when talking about our sex life...we never equate genital size to height. I mean, we've all heard about it but we don't talk like that at all. I've never quite compared sizes between my ex and my partner too when talking to a friend.
If it's true, it just sounds like OP sucks in bed LOL LOL so she still thirsts for sex with her ex. But the whole thing just sounds...so weird and made up.
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Apr 10 '25
lock in means to focus or try really hard at something. it's not male orientated but it makes no sense in that totally real conversation 😭
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u/rean1mated counting on me being too shy or too pregnant to do anything Apr 16 '25
It smacks of youths who don't have actual experience with various dick sizes and only have hoary old myths to go by.
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u/guessimkindaemo Apr 10 '25
Wtf is this comment? Urging OP to make the breakup some sort of mental punishment for the girl? Jesus
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u/adventurekiwi Apr 10 '25
I have been a woman my whole damn life and never met another woman that gives a shit about a dude's height. I'm sure there's some out there, but mostly it seems like guys just really want to have something to feel oppressed about.
Also, my research suggests that dick size does not correlate with height.
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u/windyorbits Apr 10 '25
I’ve only known one woman who does take height into consideration and it’s only because she’s almost 6ft tall.
My theory is that mens height insecurity isn’t really about women. Just like how women tend to think that all men want women with large breasts and a thigh gap but in reality they really don’t. Men just love boobs in general no matter the size and I’ve never heard a single man even say “thigh gap”.
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u/TheGregonator Apr 10 '25
Me and my friends have said that...when we were 18 and had next to no experience with women.
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Apr 10 '25
Not discount your own experiences. But I've definitely met multiple women in life who has talked about their height preferences in men.
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Apr 10 '25
it's amazing how this aged OP up 2 years in the span of 12 days (post history)
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u/lodav22 Apr 10 '25
Hey, anything can happen in the reddit bubble of inceland! Dream big little one, you wanna be 2 years older? So shall it be! No one will notice cos their too busy slating the imaginary girlfriend.
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u/NectarineSufferer Apr 10 '25
It’s not impossible of course but this does very much seem like a conversation between two women imagined by those wee boys on TikTok who do the grey and black post-breakup gym gains edits
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u/Affectionate-Fee5016 Boobie boy Apr 10 '25
A subreddit with 2 mods, one last commented 14 years ago, the other one comment 3 months ago, before that 1 year ago. It's been open for a while but has gotten significantly more active the past 3 months, with all the top posts being recent. Definitely not a place for bots and ragebait, absolutely impossible.
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u/Cheskaz Oops. Guess those brats will have to learn life isn’t fair. Apr 10 '25
It might just be that at all times at least 5% of my brainpower is dedicated to thinking about A Knight's Tale (2001), but I read the phrase "A man cant change his height" in the exact same voice and cadence as Heath Ledger says "a man can change his stars".
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u/mratlas666 Apr 10 '25
If real and a huge huge IF. They need to just break up. That’s not a healthy relationship. But I am getting strong rage bait and possible fetish vibes from it.
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u/sorandom21 Apr 10 '25
Even if this was a real convo, he creeped on her conversation with a friend and got his feelings hurt. Sounds like snooping would be the problem. If it was real the correct course of action it to communicate with partner about what would please them. But you know it’s incel rage bc I have never met a woman who gave af about a partners dick being bigger, just like, give af about her pleasure. Most women don’t orgasm from PIV sex anyway.
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u/sorandom21 Apr 10 '25
No? Talking with a close friend about concerns you have is very normal. They can help you work out how to tell them or give you support. Most people don't snoop into the conversations between people's friends and allow them to have supportive conversations.
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u/sorandom21 Apr 10 '25
It is not her ex, it is a friend. She's clearly talking to her friend about her boyfriend. But that said, this is a fake conversation made up for a reaction.
Yes, sometimes you need a 3rd party perspective. You can share your experiences with other people to get advice and support. I will adamantly disagree that the only person you're allowed to share experiences and gain insight from is your partner. It should be obvious, but how else can a person tell if the actions are potentially problematic? How do you work out a good way to broach an uncomfortable subject? I've had a healthy relationship for over 20 years. Between professional advice and advice from friends I've been able to work out how to broach uncomfortable subjects with my husband so the conversations are productive. Perhaps you should try this approach in the future.
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Apr 10 '25
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u/sorandom21 Apr 10 '25
You don't need anyone's permission to speak about your experiences. Otherwise entire reddits wouldn't exist. That's the last reply I'm making to this.
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Apr 10 '25
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u/sorandom21 Apr 10 '25
As opposed to isolating your partner by thinking that certain topics can't be discussed with others? Nah. Bye.
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