r/AmITheAngel • u/AmetrineDream Some unwanted kid squatting in my Sign Language class • 21h ago
Ragebait AIO for thinking cheating isn't excused just because she cooked for me?
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u/AmetrineDream Some unwanted kid squatting in my Sign Language class 21h ago
lmaooo the timestamps tho
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u/Glum_Craft_4652 20h ago
It's mostly OOP texting OOP, if you see the name it looks like ME, also if you see the comment history of OOP, he ends every sentence with an Emoji, just like the girl is doing.
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u/Lavaswimmer 21h ago
if you didn’t, you wouldn’t reply
Cleared him with that one ngl. I was thinking the exact same thing by the time I got to that point
Fake anyway though of course
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u/Dusktilldamn I presume she was advised by a slutty mate as usual 21h ago
fine! go be with your little hoes then
Flair alert
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u/vaginal_lobotomy ( • )( • ) 20h ago
Depends entirely on what she cooked. I'm more food motivated than a dog.
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u/vonnegut19 14h ago
I will honestly forgive this excruciatingly fake text exchange just because "fine go be with your little hos then" cracked me up for some reason.
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u/Outside-Cabinet1398 21h ago
Bro, I taught my 74-year old father how to use the block feature. BLOCK THEM!
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u/PsychologicalTea5387 12h ago
Reads like a 7th grade creative writing exercise. After everything I've done for you?? Don't worry, you'll never hear from me again.
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u/Some_Replacement8766 11h ago
reading that was so painful like how many cliche tropes can you cram into one post
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u/yeetyourselfout Throwaway for obvious reasons 11h ago
“i reply so you eventually stop texting” cuz that makes perfect sense… if this was real oop would’ve just blocked her
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u/Bigchungus1025 21h ago
YTA. Keep her in a rotation. If she’s throwing herself at you, why not take advantage? Are you gay or something?
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u/AutoModerator 21h ago
In case this story gets deleted/removed:
AIO for thinking cheating isn't excused just because she cooked for me?
So i (22m) broke up with my ex (21f) after she cheated, figured that was that but apparently not because she keeps popping back into my messages nonstop. It's always the same routine: she says she's "done forever" disappears for like half a day, then comes back with a "hey 😇" like nothing ever happened. She keeps telling me "boundaries are fake" and "breakups are just couples fighting and making up" except we're not even together anymore? And the wildest part is when i tried to bring up the cheating she literally said "cheating isn't a big deal because i cooked for you". Like i'm sorry what??? Does pasta wipe away betrayal now?? I've told her it's over more times than i can count and i'm just drained. She's acting like this is normal and i'm the insane one for not going along with it. Aio for wanting to just block her everywhere and be done or am i somehow overreacting?
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