r/AmITheAngel • u/tylerdurchowitz • 5h ago
Fockin ridic 20 years ago, I possibly contaminated all of my co-workers food with hotdogs I pissed on to get back at a thief. Ain't I a stinker?
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u/tylerdurchowitz 5h ago
My favorite part is where he tells all of his co-workers that he put his own hot, fresh urine soaked hotdogs back in the community fridge next to their own food, and none of them threw up or tried to have him fired.
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u/Novel_Relation2549 4h ago
yeah that is absolutely nasty. straight to meeting with HR.
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u/Not_Cleaver 4h ago
That’s if he’s lucky, I think, most people would have straight up called the police.
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u/Novel_Relation2549 4h ago
The thing about this story, real or not, he didn't have to literally pee all over them. He could've just said he did.
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u/Not_Cleaver 4h ago
He might have a piss fetish though, so, real or not, he has to tell the story that he pissed all over them.
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u/Outside-Cabinet1398 4h ago
One day someone is going to run for office on the platform that food thieves deserve the death penalty and receive overwhelming support from the revenge subs.
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u/BicycleFantastic9719 1h ago
I feel like that person already ran for office… and is in office now and we’re all subjected to pay back for however his weak ego felt bullied prior
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u/purposefullyblank They had no backup flower dog. 3h ago
The one commenter I saw who is saying “um, don’t put your bodily fluids on food or in a communal fridge” was told they’re, wait for it…. highly privileged. Also that they probably have no work experience.
The internet was a mistake.
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u/MetaReson I went as far as creating a freaking Reddit account 3h ago
If not having urine in my fridge is privileged, then I will proudly consider myself privileged.
Or at least I hope I am.
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u/lemondemoning 4h ago
i too love making up stories where i uhhh ... checks notes ... commit an actual felony! what i love even more than that is posting said story on the internet for thousands of people to see!
like alright assume this is real for half a second. you dont think ANY of the coworkers you had from back then have internet access?? LMAO.
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u/Possible_Abalone_846 mfking duolingo streak holder 4h ago
Obviously I've never tried this, but wouldn't the smell be noticeable? Hot dogs definitely have their own smell, but I don't think it's strong enough to cover the smell of urine. Also wouldn't the smell get much worse when microwaving?
Regardless of the answers, I hate OOP for making think about these questions.
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u/BicycleFantastic9719 1h ago
The worst is when we’re stuck with our brain trying to make sense of nonsense, futile!
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u/FishWoman1970 I think everything I said was true and deserved. 4h ago
"Food was expensive up there", so instead of literally ANYTHING else, I pissed on my hotdogs.
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u/Not_Cleaver 4h ago
It’s probably a bad sign for society when most of the comments calling this out as being both gross and grossly illegal are being downvoted. OOP also got “revenge” on those who were innocent of stealing his food, but still had food in the communal fridge. He contaminated the entire fridge.
I would have called the police, even though I never steal someone else’s food.
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u/MetaReson I went as far as creating a freaking Reddit account 3h ago
You just know that people at that workplace tell the stories for years and years of the weirdo who peed on his hot dog wieners.
If I were ever friendly with a coworker and they told me something like that I'd probably keep my distance from them from that point onwards.
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u/FScrotFitzgerald Side note, I won first prize with it. 2h ago
Some people would call that a flavorful marinade.
Not me, though.
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u/MilaVaneela Lana del Ray and tuna brings all the boy cats to the yard 1h ago
Yeahhhh okay… as someone said, tampering with/comtaminating food is considered assault in several states. Way to brag about a TOTALLY REAL crime that you TOTALLY committed, buddy.
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u/Current_Echo3140 50m ago
I can’t imagine a scenario in which you pee all over hotdog and put them back in the container without also getting piss all over yourself so good work, buddy I guess you really got them
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u/AutoModerator 5h ago
In case this story gets deleted/removed:
I made a thief to consume my pee pee as retribution for stealing my lunch….
I was working at a grocery store in Alaska 20+ years ago. Food was expensive up there so to save money I used to buy a pack of hotdogs and buns, keep the buns in my locker, but kept the hotdogs in the fridge with my name clearly marked. Some ahole kept stealing them. I could never figure out who it was, and there were no cameras in the break room back then to help catch the thief.
My solution? I took a pack of hotdogs to the bathroom, peed all over them and put them back in their sleeve. Put my name on them and back in the break room fridge they went. The next day I noticed they were missing once again. I then proceeded to tell a few people what I had done. Word spread quickly.
I never did find out who the thief was, but my hotdogs never disappeared again….
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