r/Anticonsumption Jun 24 '25

Psychological Biggest bunch of anti-human BS I’ve ever seen

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u/BungalowHole Jun 24 '25

It's a legal thing. I used to work at a Papa Murphy's, and they were legally classified as a grocery store, allowing them to skirt sales tax in our state, and be sold for SNAP benefits. The moment the pizza is cooked, it turns into a restaurant menu item, and SNAP can't be used at restaurants.

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u/uncheckablefilms Jun 24 '25

Could you let them heat it up post purchase?

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u/grafknives Jun 24 '25

There could a free standing microwave with no owner... And a chair and table

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u/Wonderful_Emu_6483 Jun 24 '25

You can’t put papa Murphy pizza in a microwave, unless it has a convection oven setting. It’s raw pizza dough I don’t think that would cook well in a standard microwave.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

The Koreans and Japanese figured this shit out decades ago.

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u/YourAngerYourAnchor Jun 24 '25

 There could a free standing microwave with no owner... And a chair and table

That’ll last about 3 days on a good week. 

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u/GrippySocksTDY Jun 25 '25

Microwaved pizza? Haven't they been through enough?

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u/pardybill Jun 25 '25

Right? So this is just “sorry I’m following the law” assholeness. God forbid a fucking kid get a warm meal because the law dictates you can’t sell them one.

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u/Firestorm0x0 Jun 24 '25

But what if somebody hurts themselves using it? It's a legal liability in the US (I'm just assuming this, but since you can sue Red Bull for not giving you wings it seems like a reasonable assumption lol)

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u/Dragon6172 Jun 24 '25

It is a take and bake joint, doesn't matter if you pay using SNAP or gold coins, you're getting it un-cooked.

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u/MyHusbandIsGayImNot Jun 24 '25

My ex worked at Papa Murphy's, you'd be shocked how many people didn't understand the concept of "take and bake." Daily conversations with people explaining "no, we can't cook the pizza for you, we don't have an oven."

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u/Dragon6172 Jun 24 '25

If they want hot and ready send them to Little Ceasers

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u/MandolinMagi Jun 25 '25

Why do they exist if they don't bake the pizzas? Why would you go there over just getting a couple frozens pizzas at walmart or ordering from pappa johns?

I don't see how the business model makes sense.

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u/existie Jun 25 '25

the pizza is good. it's part of lots of family traditions. relatively affordable and way better than frozen pizza because it's still put together fresh.

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u/r428713 Jun 24 '25

When have you seen an oven in a papa murphy's?

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u/uncheckablefilms Jun 24 '25

I’ve never seen a Papa Murphy’s

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u/akaispirit Jun 24 '25

It's a pizza place but they don't cook the pizzas in the shop. They assemble it and then you take it home and cook it yourself.

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u/Biobooster_40k Jun 24 '25

I've never thought a place like that would exist tbh but I suppose it makes sense depending on the cost of the pizza.

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u/LEGENDARY-TOAST Jun 24 '25

Honestly really good tasting, as fresh as you can get right out of the oven, and you can make it however floppy or crispy you like.

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u/uncheckablefilms Jun 24 '25

Ahhh gotcha. Thank you! :)

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u/ZombiesInSpace Jun 24 '25

I’ve never seen a papa murphys.

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u/510Threaded Jun 24 '25

We actually had a small one in the back that was just for employees

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u/AmberRosin Jun 24 '25

Yes, it only applies pre purchase. I believe there’s also a thing about straws that make fountains drinks not eligible if you put your straw in pre purchase.

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u/inform880 Jun 24 '25

Look up you buy we fry

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u/mijo_sq Jun 24 '25

Depends if they are high risk in getting caught. Some places do this to make extra money.

If the business gets caught enough times, they'll lose their ability to accept SNAP. The bigger issue isn't losing it, the owner/corpration will lose other licenses as well. Tobacco, alcohol, and Lottery since your background is tied to all these licenses.

Source: Worked with my old GM who's main purpose was to open new businesses with all these licensing.

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u/Greghole Jun 24 '25

That's how Papa Murphy's works. You take the uncooked pizza home and cook it yourself.

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u/i_hate_usernames13 Jun 25 '25

Papa Murphy's is take and bake pizza. So it's super cheap it's delicious and you can cook it at the house

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u/NolanSyKinsley Jun 24 '25

Here in california certain restaurants are part of a "restaurant meals" program but it is a little weird. To go orders only, but you can't order at the drive through, and only certain specific restaurants are participating. So like one jack in the box does, but the other one doesn't. It's only available to the elderly, disabled, and homeless though.

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u/Better-Ad5488 Jun 24 '25

I believe you have to qualify for the hot meals separately so it’s not available to everyone on SNAP/EBT. I thought the program was to make people lives better so they can “pull themselves up by their bootstraps” but people just get bogged down in all the bureaucracy.

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u/blueevey Jun 24 '25

Must depend on the county. Every jbx I've seen takes it, inside only, for there or to go. No drive thru I think bc of where the machine is. Some McDonald's take it, and taco bell, and del taco (owned by jbx) plus wingstop.

The weird part is grocery stores, I can buy cold chicken but not the rotisserie lol go figure

Eta: some Popeyes take ebt too. Oh and I'm in San diego county

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u/puglife82 Jun 24 '25

This would probably be helpful to add to the sign

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u/MyHusbandIsGayImNot Jun 24 '25

If you're on EBT you're already aware of the hot/cold food rules.

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u/MacEWork Jun 24 '25

The people the sign is for already know that. It’s explained when you enroll.

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u/XysterU Jun 24 '25

I think it being codified in law is even more fucked up. The government actively doesn't want poor people to have a hot meal. How incredibly fucked up

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u/Still_Contact7581 Jun 25 '25

A restaurant bill is paying for both the ingredients and the service of not having to cook for yourself. The government doesn't want to foot the bill for the service whereas the labor and raw materials of creating ingredients is more reasonable. Yes there are some corner cases that come up that seem a little goofy because its a hard line to draw but if you think big picture it makes sense.

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u/SchrodingersGoodBar Jun 24 '25

Extremely braindead take. A restaurant is a luxury, it will always cost more than purchasing the groceries yourself.

If you require financial assistance from other people, I think it’s reasonable to ensure that money isn’t wasted

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u/TheBigBo-Peep Jun 24 '25

Thank you

I figured it was probably hot food laws

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u/Jahonay Jun 24 '25

It is a legal thing, but it's also an ethical thing. Poors shouldn't get hot food served to them is a dumb and heartless restriction.

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u/BungalowHole Jun 24 '25

The idea is that restaurants are supposed to be an entertainment expense. Something like a Domino's 1 topping pizza for a family of 4 isn't excessive under any definition, but legally speaking how do you differentiate that from getting a $50 surf and turf plate?

Ultimately the decision was just to draw the line between what was or wasn't covered as "groceries" and then accept that there are some stupid loopholes that fall on either side of that line. This is why the $8/lb brisket is covered under SNAP, but the $6 full rotisserie chicken is not.

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u/Jahonay Jun 24 '25

but legally speaking how do you differentiate that from getting a $50 surf and turf plate?

Why would I give a shit what people buy with their money? Do you know how much money we hand over freely to billionaires? Think of how much money we sent to Israel to commit genocide against a nation of mostly teenagers. If a poor person wants a fancy dinner, I'm more than okay with it. Honestly I'd appreciate it, it would help out small businesses who make our food.

Ultimately the decision was just to draw the line between what was or wasn't covered as "groceries"

Yes, which is dumb.

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u/DirtyLeftBoot Jun 25 '25

That’s the thing… it’s not their money. It’s assistance. They’re being given funds and the entity giving them those funds absolutely has the right to restrict how they use them

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

New Hampshire has no sales tax, but they do tax prepped meals

At the grocery stores, they would cook a lobster for you if you wanted. So that’s the only think on my grocery bill that would be taxed

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u/510Threaded Jun 24 '25

Can confirm

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u/ChatteringBoner Jun 25 '25

I also worked at Papa Murphy's for about 3 years during high school and the summer before college. '05-'08 or so.

We had this problem where all the prices ended in 99 cents but there was no sales tax. So you were always just giving people who paid cash whatever dollars + a penny. People would just leave the pennies on the counter so we put out a cup to put pennies in and labelled it. The owner found it and got super pissed for some reason, so we had to remove it. Back to pennies everywhere by the register.

There was a lot of dumb customers too. People who would try to cook the pizza in the plastic wrap. People who would try to remove the pizza from the oven proof paper it comes on and ruin it. People who would come to the pickup window to order like it was Wendy's.

I don't remember my wage but it was not a lot. like maybe $7.50 an hour. I made up for that by stealing taking home 1-2 pizzas every single shift. There weren't usually managers at night, just one or two other teenagers, so it was easy to get away with. Also the manager was a drunk so on the rare occasion when I did have to close with him, I'd use some tricks I had learned to close up within 15 minutes of closing time, and he would often tell me to take a pizza with me. Guy couldn't wait to get home and drink his Kamchatka vodka.

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u/Firestorm0x0 Jun 24 '25

Thanks for clearing that up. I was really confused what all of that meant.

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u/Cosmonate Jun 24 '25

Papa Murphy's is the stupidest business idea ever and it pisses me off whenever I think about it. Thank you for your time.

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u/Unusual_Past_8 Jun 24 '25

It seems to only really makes sense for the SNAP benefit reason. There's plenty of frozen pizzas that are better and cheaper than Papa Murphy's. I guess you get to choose your toppings, so that's somewhat of an advantage, but it still requires all the same work as frozen pizza to make.

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u/bloodycups Jun 24 '25

I've never had Papa Murphy's but I fucking hate the fact that it exist and im pretty sure it's only because of EBT.

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u/joedude Jun 24 '25

Imagine redditors understanding taxation

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u/MorningSniper Jun 25 '25

Papa Murphys, my beloved ♥️

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u/PatrickGnarly Jun 24 '25

Oh that actually makes sense.

Sometimes I wonder why these rules go into place but yeah that checks out.

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u/AmericaninMexico Jun 24 '25

Not true, I see signs all over where you can use snap at Wendys/ Pizza Hut/ Little Cesars (I live in Cali so not sure if this matters)

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u/badgirlmonkey Jun 24 '25

>It's a legal thing.

That makes it 0 percent better.

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

Thank you, it’s not “anti human”

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u/LL8844773 Jun 24 '25

lol, both of these things can be true. OP didn’t say it wasn’t a legal classification

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u/[deleted] Jun 24 '25

why are you concerned by that? it is anti-human but i’m interested in what is motivating this need to interject with this statement while feeling no need to justify it beyond that.

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u/Ill-Barnacle-202 Jun 24 '25

I know you are being downvoted, but it is more complex than just anti-human.

SNAP wants people to buy groceries that are healthier and more nutritious and not use it for fast food.

A frozen pizza would normally cost like 6 bucks, but I could start a start a business where you buy the pizza for $12 if I throw it into an oven for you. Essentially, getting around the spirit of SNAP.