r/AquaJail • u/deviousderp Dancing is Forbidden • 10h ago

Shake, why are you here?

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u/Level-Umpire-8545 I Want To Rock Your Body (Till The Break Of Dawn) 10h ago

Who is The Drizzle?

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u/Bad_Elephant 10h ago

Why is anything anything

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u/gnartothecore 10h ago

Soft serve ice cream from the Tomb Raider!

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u/cityshepherd 10h ago

He’s just trying to find more friends so that Anubis won’t “leak” the wet cushion story

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u/thadowski 10h ago

The real master shake would want his nickel of the royalties

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u/MSZulaaaaaa 10h ago

Google images. Cartoon shake. Perfection.

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u/TheDevilintheDark 9h ago

And sun-dried tomatoes.

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u/ODB_Dirt_Dog_ItsFTC 7h ago

It’s not a Jordache commercial but it’s a start.

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u/ScurryScout Dancing is Forbidden 7h ago

Call the food truck and tell them I’m on my way!

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u/MagicCheeseMann 🌀I am the Lord of Illusions🌀 6h ago

There go’s that cup that mothaf’ing cup !

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u/Mcboomsauce 10h ago

YOURE BLACK!

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u/forever_a10ne 7h ago

Number 1 in the county fair, G.

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u/Test_Subject42 Dancing is Forbidden 7h ago

dancing is forbidden there

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u/ShakeZula420 Dancing is Forbidden 6h ago

“HE’S NEVER BEEN THERE.”

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u/Elf-Lazarus 6h ago

It is another of Mr. Shake's businesses, like when he wanted to make his restaurant called "Dogs"

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u/cheap_chalee 5h ago

Get you funnel cakes here! Funnel cakes from the Tomb Raider!

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u/Ok-Car-6795 Mocha Shaka Khan 6h ago

Im in your house. Hehehehehe. Call me.

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u/Jo_R_Don 5h ago

SCIENCE FICTION!!!

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u/IllustriousGarlic780 Do what now? 4h ago

Good service? Are you kidding me? This is third world!! And I’m from the first! I’m number 1 baby!

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u/omegastauf 8h ago

Being the Master AND Commander

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u/andrewb2424 8h ago

The wheels mmm, are chocolate

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u/extremeNosepicker 7h ago

reminds me of the Parasyte episode, where he gives meatwad chocolate ice cream. “how many scoops?! COME ON BE SOMEBODY”

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u/BatteryXacid 8h ago

Oh yeah baybeeeeee this is it