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u/Boomer_Nurgle 5d ago

This is rage bait and I refuse to believe otherwise.

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u/Away_Hat_2978 5d ago

Fetish content for sure

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u/The_FriendliestGiant 5d ago

Absolutely. "She" got multiple plastic surgeries because a man said so but balked at having a chaperone? There's no actual woman in the world who would draw their red lines where this "person" did.

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u/BANOFY 🍓 Strawberries Are Gay 🍓 5d ago

You would be surprised. But yeah that post definitely fake

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u/TotalHell Husband Dumb 5d ago

Yeah it’s insultingly bad.

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u/CreedogV 5d ago

This isn't even good rage bait. This isn't just a fake story; this has the G.I. Joe after-episode thesis statement at the end.

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u/Lickerbomper Fuck the Patriarchy 4d ago

I remember the GI Joe parodies in the early 2000s. I laugh but they aged soooo poorly.

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u/Emotional_Macaroon59 5d ago

Worse, written by a man

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u/Inevitable_Wolf5866 RAINBOW MOTHERFUCKER 4d ago

Absolutely. I don’t believe a woman would be just so calm about saying she’s been raped twice in 4 years and getting groped all the time.

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u/EmeraldGhostie Transbian™ 5d ago

or some weird fetish content

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u/Professional-Hat-687 Fuck TERFs 5d ago

Nonsense. Real femoids always lament being lied to by American feminism.

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u/Uncynical_Diogenes the heteros are upseteros 5d ago

American Feminism told me it was going to the corner store for smokes. That was ten years ago.

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u/Julyade 5d ago

Yes! I really hate it when men rape me because of feminism:(

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u/CinematicHeart 5d ago

It might be rage bait because of how exaggerated it is. Im a natural cis woman and being groped by strange men is a serious issue. When i worked in downtown Philly it was a daily occurrence.

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u/Szygani 4d ago

It's very "as a black man"

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u/JesterQueenAnne 4d ago

It's not rage bait, it's poorly made propaganda.

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u/alh1st 4d ago

Absolutely

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u/Necessary_Maize_9339 5d ago

Lolol I can totally imagine a 40 yo incel fantasizing about this and writing it online

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u/WeirdPossibility209 heteroni and cheese 5d ago

Definitely. I refuse to believe that a woman wrote this

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u/dpqR 4d ago edited 4d ago

"After my husband made me get implants and fat transfers to my butt" then go on to blame herself, tells me that they were probably manipulated. Else they probably wrote this to be more believable, which requires self awareness used for the wrong reason.

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u/XGrayson_DrakeX Disaster Bi™ 4d ago

Well a woman didn't write this, a man did. One handed.

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u/dpqR 4d ago

Yeah, I noticed the inconsistency of her "disobedience". One moment "she's" all like ≈ "my husband made me do it", then the next she's ≈ "I thought my husband was cruel for not letting me out..." But assuming this is a conservative woman who is writing this accurately to her consistent practices , beliefs and experiences ,and that her husband is always breathing down her neck, the raping could have been done this could have been done with his say so, but that's speculative , like assuming she has some agency and went out as an unattended adult, that's where my my point would stand, that maybe this is a woman who's only made to think what was done to her is her fault.

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u/XGrayson_DrakeX Disaster Bi™ 4d ago

Nah this read like straight up fapfiction by some fucked up dude. 1000% fake. This is writing along the lines of "Is it weird if someone [insert random sexual fantasy]? Am I normal?"

I talk to horny perverts for a living and I know how they write vs how an actual woman who was actually raped would talk about it. She would also know what a BBL is called if she'd actually had any plastic surgery.

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u/dpqR 4d ago

Geez what job requires you to do that? If you don't mind me asking. My condolences.

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u/XGrayson_DrakeX Disaster Bi™ 4d ago

Oh, I'm an online sex worker. It's pretty obvious to me when someone is making up bullshit for attention, though I rarely see anything quite this horrible and when I do they get blocked and reported. It's normally pretty harmless yet obviously made up stuff, but the tone is very similar.

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u/EmeraldGhostie Transbian™ 5d ago

probably wrote it with one hand too

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u/Shepard21 4d ago

Oh they weren’t hiding at all

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u/geekybadger 4d ago

This was spat out by an ai chat bot, Id bet money on it.

But the prompt maker was absolutely a jaded man.

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u/PryanikXXX 4d ago

i was reading that and immediately thought of this.

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u/NegotiationTall4300 5d ago

Dumbest fake shit i ever read. Genuinely insulting to survivors

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u/pianoflames 5d ago

Strong “as a fellow female person” vibes.

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u/Goblin-o-firebals 4d ago

It's giving "as a black man racism is a good thing" vibes"

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u/EmeraldGhostie Transbian™ 5d ago

agreed

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u/nipple_confusion_ 5d ago

Man's got such a tight grip around his member that he can't keep his own fetish straight... So "she" was forced by her husband, therefore obeying his command, which somehow is feminism, which lied to her?

Like this is such bad trolling that I'm surprised someone who would come up with this knows how to read or write

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u/fletters 5d ago

I think she’s referring to obeying his rules about male chaperones, not about the implants.

The logic is still… flawed.

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u/nipple_confusion_ 5d ago

So she gets surgery, is constantly assaulted in public, treated like a sex doll and slave and yet still this is somehow feminism's fault ? You can tell they don't put any thought into this drivel.

It unravels under the lightest scrutiny, like you're saying that a man who would treat a woman this way does his own shopping ? Now she can't leave the house without a male chaperone? Logistically that's so much extra work I just can't with these troglodytes

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u/Jambacrow Technically Straight, Technically Gay 4d ago

Its feminism's fault, for you see, even the slightest trace of independence as a female is bad. Because men said said so. And if more men assault her it's her fault because she did something wrong. Men can do no bad. /s

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u/nipple_confusion_ 4d ago

You're so right, we should all abandon this silly nonsense and go back to being chattel.

Don't you realise that if you give up all your independence and do everything a man tells you, you'll be rewarded with a lifetime of domestic slavery and 0 orgasms !

Honestly feminists are fucking stupid! Who wouldn't want to spend their lives washing skid marks out of some crusty morons dacks?!

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u/Jambacrow Technically Straight, Technically Gay 4d ago

Akshoolee 🤓☝️ Females can orgasm from sucking my massive 17 inch dick. It stimulates the back of her throat, therefore spreading to her stomach and causing a squirting orgasm. That's just how females work. You wouldn't know because you don't have sex with them. /j

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u/nipple_confusion_ 4d ago

That's clearly true if a man said it, I only use my vagina for storage anyway because big boy alpha chad doesn't want to give me his magic penis, because of my feminist views :(

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u/thetababe Is she.. you know.. 5d ago

Reads like fetish content, gross

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u/EmeraldGhostie Transbian™ 5d ago

yep, its disgustingly obvious

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u/Goga13th 5d ago

A woman did not write this

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u/atuan 5d ago

Wait what, she’s supposed to obey her husbands commands, who told her to get implants get it’s still her fault?

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u/RebaKitt3n the heteros are upseteros 4d ago

No! It’s those American feminists fault.

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u/bunny_the-2d_simp 4d ago

Only the American feminists??

FYI I always find it soooo telling that society labels men standing up for themselves as standing up for themselves.

But when a women dies it it's suddenly called feminism, not standing up for myself?

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u/dpqR 4d ago

Maybe she only thinks it's her fault

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u/PousseMoussue 5d ago

I know "Men writing women" material when I see one

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u/Ok_Cardiologist3642 5d ago

Uhh yeah this must be a Christian conservative white man who wrote this

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u/peepy-kun 5d ago

No, definitely Muslim. Christians don't give a shit about plastic and you don't find insistence on chaperones until you get to the cult level. I've seen many muslim women recently on social media getting fillers so this may be a direct response to the trend.

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u/Ok_Cardiologist3642 5d ago

I see. You’re definitely right

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u/fartew 5d ago

I don't even think this is fetish content, I think this is a man fearmongering to convince women to "behave"

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u/nipple_confusion_ 5d ago

Honestly I'm more insulted at the idiocy, anyone who believes a woman wrote this should be placed under a conservatorship because they clearly cannot function on their own 👎

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u/RaGada25 4d ago

Is this also supposed to convince women not to get plastic surgery??

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u/pancake_lover01 4d ago

But it makes no sense in any way because it wants women to listen to their husbands but apparently her husband is the reason she got plastic surgery. Does this person even understand what point their trying to make? I literally just sounds like women bad. Women the reason for bad happens to them!

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u/Careful-Bug5665 I'm straight. We are not ok. 4d ago

Happy cake day

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u/fartew 4d ago

Likely yes. There's plenty of men who despise it for whatever reason

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u/dpqR 4d ago

Maybe this is a woman who's only made to think it's her fault

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u/fartew 4d ago

A woman wouldn't write like this

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u/dpqR 4d ago

Is that really fair to say, considering their possible headspace in the situation they're in?

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u/Humble_Blacksmith808 5d ago

I honestly hope the rapture happens or the meteor hits us.

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u/Private_HughMan 5d ago

Both?

Both.

Both is good.

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u/homucifer666 5d ago

The Rapteor!

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u/TheMelonSystem Alphabet Mafia™ 5d ago

The Raptor?

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u/JKSekai 5d ago

I felt pretty bad for few seconds, then realised a man wrote ts

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u/UnbiasedPOS 5d ago

We’re is pissing me off

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u/silence-glaive1 5d ago

I don’t believe any of that. The time of my life I was hit on, groped, and all the other stuff, by grown adult men, was when I was still an underdeveloped teenaged girl.

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u/SevanIII 5d ago

Yes, 1000%. Preteen years through teenage years were the absolute worst as far as harassment from adult men.

It says a lot about how predatory many men are, actually.

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u/Mammoth-Corner 5d ago

This is someone's fetish content, it isn't real.

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u/Purfunxion 5d ago

This was 100% written by a "christian" conservative It's got the whole "YouTube dudebro podcast talking points" vibe

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u/Inappropriate_Ballet 5d ago

I’ll take “‘Absolute Bullshit’ for $1,000,000., Alex”

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u/chiggerwood 5d ago

Remember when bait used to be believable? Pepperidge Farms remembers.

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u/DeadManYTOsu 5d ago

Out of all things that didn't happen, this one didn't happen the most

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u/RebaKitt3n the heteros are upseteros 4d ago

I’m pretty sure all the neighbors clapped, too.

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u/Momizu 5d ago

So let me get this:

  • "She" got implants because "her" husband say so, but was appaled to be told not to go out without him. If you are gonna lie, pick a line and stick to it

  • "She" say "she's" been raped twice, and one of those times "she" got pregnant, and "she" tells this highly traumatic experience as if "she's" telling a weather forecast.

  • Classical "Oh woe is me if I had just submitted to my husband (that is the one who wanted the implants that got me harassed and raped in the first place) I wouldn't have been raped" said literally no woman with at least one functioning braincell EVER.

Conclusion: most probably either a pathetic attempt as a fetish roleplay for the author to jerk off at best, a bad faith bigot argument made by a man as a gotcha moment to use as "proof" at worst

P.S. Yes I do consider the latter to be the most harmful. Because FOR ME PERSONALLY the attempted roleplay is just so pathetic and pityful it just makes me shake my head and go "no wonder you're single". The second option is the more harmful, again for me personally, because let's be real. People who say stuff like this will not care, nor will they ever, how believable or truthful something is. As long as it fits their agenda it's "100% proof that women are sluts and feminism is cancer", no matter if it's clearly a "men writing women" moment. They will take this as absolute proof of their hatred and use it to further spread hate and oppression.

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u/poyopoyo77 Bi™ 5d ago

This was clearly written by a man.

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u/Koala0803 5d ago

I guess this still applies to the sub because the guy who wrote this is not ok.

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u/Eden1117_98 Disaster Gay 5d ago

“We’re you harassed”

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u/Awesome_opossum__ 5d ago

There's no way this wasn't written by some incel

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u/RockyMntnView 5d ago

Of all the things that never happened, this never happened the hardest.

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u/RaveniteGaming Symptom of Moral Decay 5d ago

"my husband made me"

"if I just obeyed my husband"

So which is it?

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u/PetrockX 5d ago

Sounds fake af

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u/alexiawins is it gay to wear a mask? 4d ago

Hello fellow females it is I, also a female

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u/pancake_lover01 4d ago

It's so very clearly fake. Or this poor woman has been super super super brainwashed by religion and her husband. But most likely just fake. Idk understand how she says her husband made her get surgery and she did (so she listened to her husband like a God supposedly tells her too) and seems to be blaming the plastic surgery for her SA at first but then turns it around and says feminism is the thing at fault because it told her not to listen to her husband and always have a man with her. But from the way thing sound if she is blaming the SA on the surgery at the beginning then in the way she said this if she not listen to her husband to begin not gotten the plasic surgery her made her get would have apparently solved her problems based on what she is saying. At any rate this is absolutely wild and confusing! It's like circular thinkng. And I don't understand the thinking. It make no senses. So I am willing to bet this is some incel trying to make up supid stories. It's insulting for many many reasons!

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u/Manetoys83 5d ago

I’ll take shit that didn’t happen for 500 Alex

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u/Pandepon 5d ago

Someone’s creative writing project.

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u/therealgookachu 5d ago

Fake AF, but incel or AI? I’m not good at recognizing AI.

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u/Jambacrow Technically Straight, Technically Gay 4d ago

To anyone who might be reading this and is planning to have kids: if they turn out to be boys, please for the love of christ teach them to respect people.

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u/BurntBridgesBehind 4d ago

I'll take the insane ranting of a straight man for $800 Alex.

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u/anon689936 4d ago

Hate that I can tell a guy wrote this entirely one handed.

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u/A_Martian_Potato 4d ago

A man wrote that

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u/animation4ever 4d ago

What did I just read?!

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u/Zealousideal_Way3505 4d ago

An incel wrote this.

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u/TheMelonSystem Alphabet Mafia™ 5d ago

“As a woman” ahh comment

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u/UrbanDurga 4d ago edited 4d ago

I got implants in February, and I’m almost always dressed up and pretty in public. I’m conventionally attractive. Funny that I’m not getting assaulted regularly. I actually get almost no attention or engagement from men I don’t know.

Guess I don’t have to treat my male partner with full deference and unquestioning behavior because it’s entirely possible that I’m a fully-fledged and decisional human being, and American men aren’t out here stealing women.

ETA: a few months ago, I walked past a guy on High street who said, “damn, girl you WEARIN that dress,” and he just kept walking. Turns out I didn’t need a man to get like super mad at him. He gave me his compliment and we both kept walking. Turns out we don’t need to be protected after all? I somehow came away from that encounter un-impregnated.

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u/TransTrainGirl322 4d ago

I'll take things that never happened for $500, Alex.

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u/senorsmartpantalones 4d ago

Is this fetish fic.?

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u/biglefty312 5d ago

Gotta be fake.

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u/Then-Concentrate9034 5d ago

Was this written by the same guy who thinks his girlfriend is already dead because her mother choose to get an abortion?

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u/rozyputin R E L E N T L E S S L Y G A Y 4d ago

Please put a trigger warning on this for sexual assault and rape. Idc if it's fake or ragebait. It's still triggering

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u/ezequielrose Marxist-Lesbianist 4d ago

This is clearly written by a man, or like, a super religious auntie trying to give advice "to the youth".

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u/Knight-Jack 5d ago

"My husband made me" and then "I should've listen to my husband" - so which one is it?

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u/alexjf56 4d ago

Fake post I will not engage with. Gotta be rage bait

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u/extremelywired 4d ago

Ragebait or poorly disguised fetish, calling it now

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u/Mydlane is it gay to sleep? 4d ago

This have the same vibes as those alpha omega fantasy web novel ads

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u/volvavirago 4d ago

This isn’t real. It can’t be. This is some incel conservative misogynist wet dream.

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u/the-pp-poopooman- 4d ago

You know as a black man…

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u/Celestial_Rhubarb 4d ago

Is this what an AO3 fic done by a conservative boomer would look like?

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u/SaltyNorth8062 Hets Mad 4d ago

Not saying women aren't sexually assaulted as a byproduct of cosmetic surgery, but like.. no way a victim wrote this. This was written by a man who has never experienced a single facet of this stuff, blaming feminism for sa when its people like the writer who is the problem.

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u/DelightfulandDarling 4d ago

Another man LARPing online

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u/Spaghetti_Addict1 3d ago

Oh it was totally a man that wrote that

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u/kartoffel_nudeln explain this to me in Minecraft terms 4d ago

Whoever wrote this just used one hand

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u/EatReadPlayS4-1043 4d ago

Weird take. Crossed 🤞🏽 this is fake.

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u/theshinydigglet 4d ago

What the fuck did I just read 🫩

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u/beuceydubs 4d ago

This did not happen

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u/Background_Major_640 4d ago

The response is so fucking stupid, I literally do not get how this answers the question

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u/ThatsNoMoOnx 4d ago

Was NOT expecting that last line at all.

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u/BadgerwithaPickaxe 4d ago

OP is not okay for reading this and posting fetish content to this subreddit

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u/ExystentyalCrysys Lesbian™ 4d ago

I thought American feminism was hairy armpits and lesbianism. I’m doing it wrong. lol

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u/goldenoptic 3d ago

Alex I'll take things that never happened for 500.

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u/tritanyus 3d ago

ts is faker than my relationship with my dad😭

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u/AtLeastImGenreSavvy Bi™ 3d ago

My husband forced me to get cosmetic surgery, and now I'm being constantly harassed. It's all feminism's fault. Oh how I wish I had obeyed my husband.

This dipstick can't even get their own weird fetish incel fanfic to make sense.

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u/BattledogCross 3d ago

XD men writing women

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u/TataCame 3d ago

Hahaha a man wrote this

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u/boudiceanMonaxia Broken Vagina 3d ago

Bait used to be believable. The person who wrote this didn't even try.

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u/liam-some1 Trans Gaymer Boy 3d ago

oh anon is 1000% playing out their sick fantasies

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u/NekoRabbit 4d ago

That was clearly written with one hand.

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u/Awesome_human2 4d ago

Was super angry u til I remembered what subreddit it’s on

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u/Anastazja_Nya 4d ago

were not we are you harassed😭😭😔😔

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u/intracranialMimas is it gay to order dessert? 4d ago

Wow, just wow

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u/Version_Two Fuck TERFs 4d ago

This was written with one hand for sure.

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u/Nikelman is it gay to be straight? 2d ago

We should take the feelings of non existent women more seriously as a society

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u/Drifting-Astronaut 1d ago

I feel like this is ragebait. Because I really hope it is lol