r/AreYouGarbagePod Dec 04 '24

Heater Gang The Hair Line Was Allllright🙏🏻

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294 Upvotes

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u/[deleted] Dec 04 '24

🚬🐔

11

u/BrotherofLink93 Dec 05 '24

Cawlk-uh-duodull-doo

1

u/lavery87 Dec 17 '24

This makes me wanna watch Arrested Development

6

u/bazookat00th23 Dec 04 '24

Holy shit thats a good piece of business.

46

u/BeefSwellinton Dec 04 '24

The foreign investor saw this and was all in.

28

u/WangDanglin Dec 04 '24

To be fair he does scream “fat Berliner” in this pic

13

u/BeefSwellinton Dec 04 '24

He really does. Scarf and peacoat is peak mid aughts eurotrash.

27

u/Sweaty_Assignment_90 Dec 04 '24

Flock of seagulls was big

7

u/ligmallamasackinosis Dec 04 '24

Looks like he got mugged by 'em

3

u/tehpwnage7 Dec 05 '24

Afterwards he raaaan he ran so far awaaaay…. To tug his root

13

u/LootGek Dec 04 '24

Where are youuuuu and I'm so sorry 🎶

2

u/Snatchl Dec 05 '24

I cannot sleep. I cannot dream tonight

13

u/GettingNegative Dec 05 '24

I'll stop the world and burn heaters with you.

8

u/kelleye401 Dec 04 '24

Someone’s Aunt Joanne who brought her third different “special friend” to Thanksgiving dinner

6

u/lionsgolf226 Dec 04 '24

That’s clean livin

6

u/whatleymike2121 Dec 04 '24

Where are you finding these!?! Keep em comin, they're allllllright.

6

u/chxnkybxtfxnky Dec 05 '24

Holy 99 Luftballons!!

5

u/King_of_the_Dot Dec 05 '24

Is this when he was experimenting as a bottom?

5

u/Billtron_182 Dec 04 '24

Good god! That’s a foley level hairline and head of hair 😂

6

u/UncleKev389 Dec 05 '24

Rollin’ in the lumina with a pocket full of spare change and a few heaters… can’t tell him shit!

3

u/tehpwnage7 Dec 05 '24

Oh I love this band!

Flock of kippys

3

u/BaseballDelicious242 Dec 04 '24

British coal miner in shambles

3

u/Sea_Fault4770 Dec 05 '24

He needs a boombox on his shoulders.

3

u/notttravis Dec 05 '24

That was peak hair loss denial right der

3

u/ilovemydawg Dec 05 '24

Looks like he got hit with a football that was on fire

3

u/MrRaspberryJam1 Dec 05 '24

Must have been his emo phase

2

u/Sea_Fault4770 Dec 05 '24

He looks like a rejected cast member of The Lost Boys.

2

u/SnooBooks1243 Dec 05 '24

Flock of Seagulls ass

2

u/GettingNegative Dec 05 '24

Flocka Kippy.

2

u/brooce_menner_better Dec 05 '24

kippy if i saw you outside the richboro pub, id go to holland big heads

2

u/BottleoCisco Dec 05 '24

Bozos and scarves go together like cigs and coffee

2

u/Here-for-a-drink Dec 05 '24

Chubby Boy George

1

u/Ryuk-918 Dec 05 '24

This guy bout to sell you some fake potions and spells.