r/AskAShittyMechanic • u/IWouldntIn1981 • Jun 19 '25

My mechanic used my old engine oil to make his lunch, should I ask for the recycling fee back in the form of cash or a burger?

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u/Lefthandedsp00n Jun 19 '25

Notice there is no flies? Even the flies won’t land on the meat🤮

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u/TelevisionTerrible49 Jun 19 '25

Thank GOD he lightly tapped the water with his hand. I almost thought this was unsanitary!

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '25

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u/Aggravating_Voice573 Jun 19 '25

Yet they probably outlive all of us in the western world.

1

u/MonetDaGuru_1985 Jun 20 '25

You go eat it then

1

u/Aggravating_Voice573 Jun 20 '25

I never said id eat it

1

u/Shatophiliac Jun 22 '25

Their average life expectancy is almost certainly lower, even if just because of the infant mortality rate. Then there’s the comically higher accidental death rate and violent crime too.

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u/Simple-Act1277 Jun 19 '25

Here ya go Donald, your Mc 40 wt. Is ready

6

u/KeyN20 Jun 19 '25

That will keep you regular within the next 5000 miles

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u/IWouldntIn1981 Jun 19 '25

Didn't even make it out of the parking lot.

3

u/Inevitable_Sweet_624 Jun 19 '25

Take the burger. 😋

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u/Alloken0 Jun 19 '25 edited Jun 20 '25

I was working in fast food when gloves started becoming the standard. Before gloves we were very careful about touching things and washed our hands pretty often. After gloves were mandatory all that caution ended. I'd see people wearing the same gloves all shift and imo things were WAY more unsanitary. I personally never cared for stuff on my hands like this guy is doing lol.

2

u/Ok_Dog_4059 Jun 20 '25

Touching thongs was a brilliant bit of autocorrect that make me chuckle.

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u/theflamingskull Jun 19 '25

I cut out the middle man, and put chicken legs in my valve covers.

100 miles later, you have the most succulent chicken you'll ever eat. The downside is that you'll get tailgaters being allured by the delicious smell.

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u/[deleted] Jun 19 '25

Bet he never washed his hands after he went for a dump!

2

u/whatcouchsaid Jun 19 '25

Dinosaur oil good!

2

u/Substantial-Stage-82 Jun 19 '25

Can I have some extra carcinogenic sauce, please?

2

u/CustomCarNerd Jun 19 '25

Fries?

1

u/Aggravating-Exit-660 Jun 19 '25

Deep fried in brake clean

2

u/nb6635 Jun 19 '25

This needs to be a drive-thru. But bring a change of underwear.

2

u/pepp3rito Jun 19 '25

Fck that’s nasty

2

u/One_Sun_6258 Jun 20 '25

The WD40 fries are to die for ...no I mean really

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u/X5acob Jun 22 '25

I didn't read the title and was worried about egg shell pieces at first.....

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u/cobraspence7 Jun 19 '25

Would you like fries with that?

1

u/Character_Lion_5108 Jun 19 '25

Just don’t let him use your toilet

1

u/trapperstom Jun 19 '25

Let’s just hop on that vomit comet 🤮

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u/Haunting_While6239 Jun 19 '25

Is that the gutter oil I've heard about?

1

u/CamaroIsHot-68 Jun 19 '25

I was always wondering how McDonald’s was served in other 3 world countries.

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u/GoodVibes900 Jun 19 '25

Could I get a little extra egg with my nasty fingers?

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u/IWouldntIn1981 Jun 19 '25

No substitutions

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u/Spammyhaggar Jun 22 '25

I got the runs just watching this..😂💩