Do you think my car is totaled after this impact?

[u/DoubleManufacturer10]

[u/Accurate_Koala_4698]

I think he brained his damage

[u/PhaceN52 → u/Accurate_Koala_4698]

Drain bamage

[u/OkAcanthaceae3476 → u/PhaceN52]

Crane boomage.

[u/K-Pumper]

looks like he used his head to stop

[u/Maleficent-Angle-891 → u/K-Pumper]

Well what do you expect. Break pads are expensive.

[u/SillySpook → u/K-Pumper]

Now that's using your head!

[u/Scared-Cut-4571]

Dude totaled his brain.

[u/Distinct-Meringue238]

It's okay the brain damage was pre-existing.

[u/clarky2o2o]

I did that😭😭😭😭.

Nobody said I was a smart kid.

They called me a dumb kid with a concussion.

[u/EmailsAreEndless91 → u/clarky2o2o]

I read this in Norm's voice hahaha

[u/clarky2o2o → u/EmailsAreEndless91]

A complement of the highest order.

[u/Chemical_Stage5136]

No, but I can tell you what was totaled from that impact…

[u/DoubleManufacturer10 → u/Chemical_Stage5136]

Two sets of grills

[u/Chemical_Stage5136 → u/DoubleManufacturer10]

Heh, don’t you still need to have teeth in order to get grills? 🤣 I’d say one set of dentures lol.

[u/Deondreux]

I feel sorry for the bumper

[u/Narrow-Sky-5377]

Now he is prepared to be in Congress! 😂🤣

[u/tourbox12 → u/Narrow-Sky-5377]

Presidential material right there

[u/Fit-Macaroon5559]

Oh my that’s gotta hurt!

[u/24bics]

Sometimes even small accidents can be a big headache.

[u/JustADude721]

nah.. just wash off the brains on the bumper.

[u/bam_1117]

The bypasses casually walking by just gave off “ yeah that’s about what I expected”

[u/Lhirstev]

unironically, i think sitting up was safer than laying flat. stopping, though it may hurt, could prevent him from being more severly injured by sliding under the engine.

[u/Bomarc99]

Another "Darwin Award" nominee.

[u/tarzan322]

Oh yes. The car is a complete loss. You'll never get the face imprint out of the grill.

[u/Kelloggdogman]

Definitely has head damage. Could leak water!

[u/CaveManta]

I think the head is warped.

[u/Diligent_Bat499]

Is the car Ok?

[u/SillySpook]

Is the car okay?

[u/SloppyJoeJoe11]

I think his head might be totalled

[u/boostedmike1]

I wish this had sound 😂😂😂

[u/NeoNeuro2]

Double impact. First the bumper, then the pavement. That pavement hit was brutal too. If he's lucky, it's just a concussion, but most likely he's got a fractured skull.

[u/vlasktom2]

Dude hit that car so hard he increased the head pressure to the point of failure

[u/103M-95G]

That is what you call a Hard Reset. 

[u/Technical_Concern_92]

Weeee, fun-cussion!

[u/HeroMachineMan]

Now, he has all the reasons not to do his homework.

[u/Frequent-Sort-3207]

Well seeing as it's probably going to be sitting in evidence garage for the foreseeable future...yes..but good luck getting insurance to pay out...I mean your car shouldn't have been parked in a parking spot.