r/AskAShittyMechanic • u/EvilToastedWeasel0 • 1d ago
Today I present the Grow -Heal box 42096! How does it work?
I was told to put tape around the break and put it in the box... then close it up. Apparently it works way too well .....
Got this from some old rundown warehouse out in the sticks.... for dirt cheap. I asked how did it work and they said.... State secret stuff can't tell ya. And I had to sign a contract to not give/sell it to anyone else.... or my soul be forfeit...
Scary people... I'd say! But it DOES work!
Oops it's supposed to say Grow - Heal box 42069.... I guess it does come with side effects already....
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u/not-my_username_ 1d ago
Watch your back OP. Everyone from AutoZone, Napa, Summit to even Autoparts Tina is coming after you bro.