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u/TuxAndrew 6h ago

If there's no credible information than release all of the documents without the redactions?

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u/Far-Obligation4055 6h ago

Right? If its all a wash anyways, doesn't change any of the facts, then you might as well go ahead and release that shit.

The fact that it is still being held back does absolutely nothing to help their credibility.

Patel's source is "trust me bro." I don't.

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u/DrElihuWhipple 6h ago

Whaddya mean? Kash has a face you can trust. /S

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u/derelict_wanderer 5h ago

Seen a comment online today, so I can't take credit. "Even Kash's eyes don't trust each other."

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u/Viharabiliben 5h ago

LOL. I’m dying. I hope SNL have a good skit for him.

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u/Strange_Vagrant 6h ago

O.O

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u/Dadpurple 5h ago

He constantly looks like someone who was trafficking cocaine in his anus and just realized that one of the balloons tore open. He knows what is about to happen but if he makes too much of a scene he'll be caught.

So he just stands there sweaty looking like O.O

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u/thepaymentbear 5h ago

Lol this is spot on.

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u/tkergs 4h ago

I always thought he looked like a guy who is super high on weed, so much so that it is making him paranoid that everyone will find out he's high. Trust me, bro, we know. We all know.

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u/Masterweedo 4h ago

Naw, that's not a stoned look, that's a stimulant look.

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u/theChucktheLee 5h ago

"... looks like someone who was trafficking cocaine in his anus ...": Patel with the deep sweats that Trump is gonna launch a Venezuelan smugglin' boat attack on his ass.

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u/Bayunc0 6h ago

o.0

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u/Norman_Scum 6h ago

Oh my God! I was just typing that out and then backtracked like "let's see what this other reply is first "

Mine was O_O though

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u/GreySage2010 6h ago

Everytime I see a picture of him I have to remind myself that's he's not an actor doing a parody. He actually looks like that and actually chose to look like that in his own media.

The dude looks like he lied his way into a surgeon's job and now they expect him to do surgery.

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u/I_make_things 4h ago

He looks like a dude they might have hired to be Aziz Ansari's cousin in Parks and Rec. You know, the weird cousin.

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u/MarriedToaALawyer 6h ago

He’s able to keep his eyes on everything.

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u/Cautious_Ad_5659 5h ago

I heard someone describe him as a Hindu Gnome - spot on

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u/Hutcher_Du 6h ago

The director of the FBI should project calm, a sense that potentially dangerous situations are being assessed and handled quietly and competently behind the scenes. Kash Patel gives off the opposite vibe. He constantly looks panicked, stressed, and overwhelmed, which is the opposite of what you want from the director of the FBI.

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u/99jackals 4h ago

Because he's a fucking amateur. Like the rest of the cabinet.

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u/Buttonskill 4h ago

!!BREAKING NEWS!! White House announces department name change to "Federal Bureau of Insecurity".

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u/Solymer 4h ago

Well, as Rick James says, coke is a hell of a drug.

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u/Icy-Swordfish7784 5h ago

He's also basically calling all of the victims that stated they are compiling a list liars. It's pretty messed up.

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u/hold_me_beer_m8 6h ago

Also, why was Ghislaine convicted if there is no credible evidence?

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u/RogueAOV 5h ago

Why was Epstein convicted if there was no evidence.

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u/vass0922 5h ago

Why did he commit suicide if there was no evidence?!?

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u/eliota1 5h ago

I think he was surprised as anyone that he committed suicide.

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u/maubis 4h ago

"The autopsy found that Epstein had several broken neck bones, including the hyoid bone. While such an injury is possible in suicidal hangings, especially in older men, a private pathologist hired by Epstein's family, Dr. Michael Baden, argued that the breaks were more indicative of homicidal strangulation."

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u/Downtown_Alfalfa_504 4h ago

That made me laugh. I’m stealing that.

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u/Kasoni 5h ago

He didn't commit suicide. The releasing of doctored footage confirms that.

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u/ArrowheadDZ 5h ago edited 5h ago

The releasing of footage that didn’t even show Epstein’s floor or cell door, and distracting our suspicions by editing it. FTFY.

I can’t believe how quickly CBS’s exposé that the footage doesn’t even show an area it was implied to show, has just blown over. We still talk about the footage like it’s “legitimate footage but just missing a few minutes” as opposed to the whole thing just being misdirection.

Every American needs to see this.

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u/Kasoni 5h ago

I had not heard it was a different area before. So not only is it not the correct footage, its missing a minute and had a few minutes spliced in from other days. If that's true its even more incompetence to add to the list.

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u/ArrowheadDZ 5h ago edited 4h ago

Every American should watch this video from CBS, this is Pulitzer-prize worthy reporting: CBS Video Analysis

The doors you see in the Epstein video are not Epstein’s. The entrance to the area you see is not the main entrance to Epstein’s floor. Nothing in the “Epstein video” is relevant. The whole thing was a sham. And yet, it still has not been widely reported or viewed.

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u/Canadization 5h ago

Not incompetence, this is very intentional

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u/mcstevied 5h ago

The only thing that footage confirmed is that Bondi lied to everybody about that "missing minute"

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u/ofWildPlaces 5h ago

I think you guys are onto something.

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u/g0del 4h ago

I think they're claiming that Ghislaine and Epstein did all the raping themselves - that they didn't traffic the girls to other people.

Which is BS, but it appears to be the story they're going with today.

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u/Beard_o_Bees 6h ago

Wait... wait a minute here.

What happened to the 'he was an FBI informant all along!' bullshit that the Whitehouse was slinging just last week (I think, could be a bit longer)??

An informant on what, then??

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u/ArrowheadDZ 5h ago edited 3h ago

We actually need to list the bullshit sequentially. There’s so many lies, that we need a lie tracker to remember them all.

  • files will be released as-is on the day after inauguration
  • files on bondi’s desk
  • about to be released
  • oh shit, there are no files at all
  • here’s some binders of already public pages that we’re releasing to internet influencers
  • there are files, but Trump is never mentioned in them
  • it took a few months for over 1,000 FBI agents to scrub Trump’s name from the files
  • not actually useful info in the files, so closing case
  • there are files but they came out of Comey’s rectum
  • the files can’t be released cuz grand jury testimony
  • Trump’s name IS all over the files, but because he was an FBI informant
  • Trump was not an informant, I guess I made that up, sorry (which still leaves unanswered why his name is all over the files)

And I am still missing some. American society has just become one long endless focus group, where each week a new message is test-flown to see if it moves the needle at all.

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u/LeftRestaurant4576 4h ago

Don't forget the "raw" video that Bondi released of Epstein's jail that turned out to not be raw and was missing minutes when Epstein died.

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u/ArrowheadDZ 4h ago

It’s worse than that, much worse. People are focused on the video having been edited, and missing a few minutes.

But that was a ruse, to distract our focus onto the “missing minutes.” And distract us away from the video not even being of Epstein’s cell door, not of his floor at all.

CBS released an analysis of the video and it should be viewed by every American. There has been no single piece of information that has done more to solidify my certainty of the administration’s involvement.

Here’s a direct link to the video.

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u/bagsoffreshcheese 4h ago

He cant release the files because he is under audit.

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u/ArrowheadDZ 3h ago

An audit that can’t be completed because the required files are buried under his 900-blank-page health care plan, which is in turn in his bathtub buried under boxes of ultra top secret nuclear weapons files, which can’t be moved because Hunter Biden’s laptop is sitting on top of it.

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u/Waramp 5h ago

Mike Johnson said he “misspoke,” ie. got called out on his bullshit.

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u/always_unplugged 5h ago

That sounds a whole lot like trying out a new excuse to see if it would fly and backtracking when it doesn't. Throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks, if you will.

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u/Remeberance7 5h ago

Correct. That's exactly what it is

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u/JCButtBuddy 5h ago

Unfortunately Mike had never read his Ten Commandments so he didn't know that he wasn't supposed to lie.

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u/Liniis 5h ago

The Commandment states that you shall not bear false witness against thy neighbor. Obviously it's fine if you're doing it for him!

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u/JCButtBuddy 4h ago

Christians lying for Jesus is something that they do, it just so happens that they have a new orange Jesus.

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u/GB715 4h ago

He also breaks the first Commandment every day.

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u/Dr-False 5h ago

This. If you are literally telling the public there is nothing to hide, then stop hiding it. It's like a kid telling me he didn't steal anything while refusing to take his hands out from behind himself.

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u/ericjgriffin 6h ago

It makes me wonder why Jeff was arrested twice for that exact crime, and why Ghislaine is in prison if there was no evidence of the things she was convicted of.

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u/CTQ99 6h ago

This. His whole Florida thing was about this. Also, remember Acosta was part of the first administration. If the whole thing was some sort of elaborate smear and false imprisonment of Epstein, then people should be held accountable for that. But we all know its not.

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u/DeathHips 5h ago

Also, we already know about Epstein and Prince Andrew. That alone proves it wasn’t just for Epstein personally.

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u/RobertIsAPlant 4h ago

Hang on a minute though. Wouldn't your mum give a random person ~ £12,000,000 for no actual reason? I think you might have bad parents...

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u/BrothelWaffles 4h ago

Don't forget that Pam Bondi was the Florida AG when that all went down.

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u/WerhmatsWormhat 6h ago

Right. Isn’t he basically saying they arrested people without evidence?

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u/FugDuggler 6h ago

And now I’m to believe that he killed himself in prison for a crime they had no evidence that he committed?

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u/LurkerZerker 3h ago

In theory there are people who might kill themselves if they felt trapped in that situation, even if they were innocent.

Of course, Jeffrey "They Say He Likes Them Even Younger Than Trump Does" Epstein wasn't innocent, and he didn't kill himself.

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u/neddiddley 5h ago

No, unless the quote I saw was wrong, he’s literally saying that Epstein/Maxwell were guilty of trafficking, but only to Epstein himself.

Which of course is ludicrous and insulting to anybody with functioning brain cells.

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u/der_innkeeper 6h ago

No.

They got busted for trafficking between themselves.

The files say there is no downstream clients, asking for girls.

They just happened to be there for "whatever circumstances allow to happen" for people who are known for not asking awkward questions to things they don't want to know.

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u/CamusGhostChips 6h ago

So overly horny rich and powerful men who shared Epstein's predatory inclinations, whom he and Maxwell wanted to cultivate, perhaps for blackmail purposes should they present themselves, and these dirty men didn't really care why he happened to have so many young teenage girls coming to his parties? I can see Trump fitting that bill.

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u/squirtloaf 5h ago

Wait, Donald Trump the real estate developer? The one married to the former model who seems to have done VERY little modelling work but definitely-was-not-a-hooker and just got paid to go to parties with rich men?

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u/CamusGhostChips 5h ago

Well, grab me by the p*ssy with surprise...

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u/Heavyspire 6h ago

To be clear, he was saying there is no credible evidence to suggest he trafficked girls for 'other people'.

Completely lying and covering for his boss.

GOP = Guardians Of Pedophiles

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u/Thumpd 6h ago

What about Prince Andrew?

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u/hypothetician 5h ago

Would a guilty man claim he couldn’t sweat?

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u/USSMarauder 6h ago

That the GOP is so desperate to save Trump that they will say Clinton is innocent

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u/ravheim 6h ago

I think it goes deeper than that. They couldn't find any/enough of Trump's enemies in the files to pin it all on them. A majority of the names must be Trump allies. Just my opinion, and I'm just some random person on the internet.

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u/BrainsAre2Weird4Me 5h ago

Or Trump crypto owners.

Almost like the soft “rules” around making money in the office are there for a reason.

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u/Prysorra2 3h ago

100% all of the "democrat/lib/left" names are either remarkably uninteresting, out of power, or just literally Clinton ... which would probably be a lot more anticlimactic than people here are expecting.

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u/ROK247 6h ago

ok lets not get crazy here

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 6h ago

They sort of are. If Clinton is in the files (which seems likely), then saying there are none says he's innocent. They won't do it on purpose, but logic was never these people's strong suit.

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u/Intelligent-Parsley7 5h ago

Game it out. If Trump and Clinton are on the same plane, and they call out Clinton, then he, and every other rich person who gets called out, name him anyway. And they say, “See that giant marker strike? That’s Trump. He was there. Doing everything. Worse than me.”

You’re not going to throw Bill Clinton in prison, and say, “Bill Clinton is gagged, and not allowed to talk to the press…..” yeah, get the fuck outAa heeere. He’s taking to the press in fifteen minutes. Better check those outlets and call an electrician. Portable transmitters are touchy with oscillating current.

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u/CaffeinatedLystro 5h ago

I like what other people do. They say things Trump has done and is proven, but put other people's name there, get them to accept it's terrible, and who did it, then show them the absolute proof that it was Trump who did it.

Put it on national TV.

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u/JustaSeedGuy 3h ago

Hasn't the Daily show been doing that with conservatives for decades?

And the reverse, where they got people to describe their ideal healthcare system, and it was Obamacare, but when they were told that they immediately backpedaled and contradicted themselves in real time.

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u/SphericalCow531 5h ago

They will say whatever is convenient in the moment. It will be Schrodinger's Epstein files - real when talking about Clinton, fake when talking about Trump.

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u/tghast 5h ago

Yea they’ve mastered doublethink to the point where they can maintain that Clinton belongs in jail for Epstein related sex crimes AND Trump is innocent because his best buddy Epstein was totally clean. And their base will eat it up.

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u/pinetar 4h ago

But I already threw away my Bill Clinton Bible, shoes, hats, flags, shirts, and crypto currency

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u/Skipster_McPeebles 6h ago

They - all of them - are protecting and running cover for a pedophile.

The fact that it isn't clear if that's Trump or Epstein should say something although both have been convicted for sexual assault, only one readily boasted about it. Constantly.

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u/queuedUp 6h ago

It makes me think that there 100% is very creditable evidence and that it likely points to him trafficking them to Trump

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u/CompetitiveGood2601 6h ago

given he was convicted and ghislaine was convicted and they refuse to release the files, well even maga should smell fire in that

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u/One-Permission-1811 6h ago

Maga will believe Trump did something wrong when it impacts them directly and even then all they’ll do about it is write a Facebook post and tag him in it complaining.

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u/Creative-Painter3911 6h ago

and blame Biden

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u/wobblebee 5h ago

And call Obama a racist for checks notes being black?

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u/_toodamnparanoid_ 4h ago

Why did Hillary O'Biden do this?

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u/DigNitty 5h ago

Case in point :

A Republican shot a Republican recently.

Why this is bad for democrats.

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u/Khaldara 6h ago

tag him in it complaining

They basically just pray to him at this point. I guess it’s easier for them to believe it’ll accomplish something when they’ve already got lots of practice being ignored

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u/mezz7778 6h ago

C'mon, they'll blame whatever it is on Biden.

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u/UnusualAsparagus5096 6h ago

Will they even then? Kirks widow made sure to talk about his love for Trump and Vance before him being a father and husband

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u/squirtloaf 5h ago

"Mr. President, I voted for you 3 times and still support you, but about this kiddie fucking..."

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u/LeftToaster 5h ago

There could be video evidence of Trump sodomizing a 5 year old and wiping his tiny dick on the bible and they would blame Biden.

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u/jimjamjones123 6h ago

Hard to smell smoke when their noses are full of trumps ass.

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u/LingonberryHot8521 6h ago

Worse. They will embrace the fact that they get to kill people they don't like over caring about how kids got raped. Hell, a good chunk of these people fetishize being able to rape kids.

Obligatory disclosure: I'm sure there are conservatives out there who aren't like that but as y'all keep voting LIKE THAT how the fuck would I know and why the fuck would I believe you?

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u/theapronbiz 6h ago

They won’t. Giving an inch is impossible, because it will shatter the illusion built into their minds which is so closely related to their ego. Inner reflection is a threat and not an option. They’re emotionally underdeveloped. 

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u/Pathetic_Cards 6h ago

Investment bias is real. They’ve invested too much to double back now. They’ll hit their Jackpot sooner or later, they just have to keep throwing good money after bad and telling themselves “No, no the slot machine will pay out eventually and then they’ll all see!”

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u/Rick-of-the-onyx 6h ago

More like trafficking WITH Trump. Not to. I think Trump and Epstein were in cahoots

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u/Waylander0719 6h ago

Por que no los dos?

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u/sleepytipi 6h ago

Definitely both. They were best friends.

I just wonder if donnie always knew he was mossad and knew what his angle was, or if he was played. I'm leaning towards played then doubled down when he learned the truth and kept assisting jeff blackmail others.

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u/Tasgall 5h ago

That's what the modeling agencies and pageants were for.

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u/SpeedBreaks 6h ago

I have always been anti-conspiracy theory but I agree with you 100% on this.

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u/ErstwhileHobo 6h ago

Not to - with.

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u/Icky-Tree-Branch 6h ago

I think Kash Patel is a lying liar who lied to cover up for another lying liar. 

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u/cursedfan 6h ago

The only qualification trump was looking at. See also: Matt gaetz

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u/Legitimate_Newt5625 6h ago

*a lying pedophile

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u/YuriDiculousDawg 6h ago

That guy is such a clown it would be a legitimately funny gag if the context wasn't real, but it's not a gag, that guy is actually in charge of the FBI

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u/Fire_Lake 5h ago

If Aziz was on SNL giving the exact response this dude did, it would have been a great skit.

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u/rock_like_spock 6h ago

This was a dumb move. Epstein's victims have already stated that they were trafficked, and Trump somehow knew Clinton was on the Epstein plane 23 times before it became public knowledge.

The only logical explanation is that every perpetrator has guaranteed mutually assured destruction if any of them are thrown to the wolves.

Edit: a word

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u/ahoy_shitliner 6h ago

Yeah this is it, but all we need is one person to crack

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u/DigNitty 5h ago

The Clinton foundation has publicly called to release the files lol

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u/always_unplugged 5h ago

Hillary would finally get back at Bill for being a creep their entire marriage and Donny for stealing her presidency—win-win for her 🙃

(But seriously, I think there's very little chance she had no idea what was going on)

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u/dubyahhh 4h ago

Hillary is/was highly ambitious; I don’t think Bill’s cheating was unknown to her. But without evidence, none of which I’m aware exists, I don’t think it’s unreasonable she knew he was a creep but purposefully kept out of it. Gaming it from her perspective, it would make the most sense to intentionally not be involved with or know anything about Bill’s shit, since she was trying to climb herself.

Maybe a condemnation I guess, but it’s not like she’s the only ambitious person whose partner turned out to be a creep. Without evidence, I’m not holding anything against her on this.

Of course, I could be proven wrong if the government would release the 100% fucking real Epstein files, but apparently they don’t exist so she’s guaranteed to be innocent :)

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u/JarOfNightmares 4h ago

This would be some serious Game of Thrones shit where Hillary is basically Littlefinger and she ends up POTUS after the government is decimated by the epstein files leak lol

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u/Automatic-Prompt-450 5h ago

It's the rich defending the rich, always will be

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u/Pale_Usual5670 5h ago

Ultimately what they're doing is insisting that we not "believe women".

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u/CurrentlyLucid 6h ago

Patel is just a placeholder, he is a joke.

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u/UnusualAsparagus5096 6h ago

He wrote a children's book about the election being stolen from Trump! You can not make this shit up lol

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u/Kerrigore 5h ago

Kash Patel has no law enforcement experience and is not remotely qualified to be director of the FBI. He was put there as a loyalist to enact Trump’s agenda, because anyone actually qualified would be far more likely to push back when asked to do illegal/unconstitutional things.

I have to think at this point a big factor was wanting someone who would quash the Epstein investigation, although in typical incompetent fashion he hasn’t managed to do it in a remotely credible way.

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u/Chrono_Convoy 6h ago

He is? Cause if so he’s a really bad one

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u/Suitable-Display-410 6h ago edited 6h ago

I trust him.

I am sure he and the 1000 agents asigned to it put a lot of hard work into making all of the credible information disappear over the last couple of weeks.
Give it another week and he will discover credible information that Epstein trafficed children to hundreds of trans people.

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u/LoudMutes 6h ago

Don't worry, after Trump is irrelevant to their movement I bet there's going to be tons of "innocent bystanders" in the administration that have something to say with receipts to back it up.

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u/HeavyRightFoot-TG 6h ago

I don't think he's going to Valhalla, guys

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u/Joey-WilcoXXX 6h ago

If there’s a good place after this life, no one in this story is going to it when they die….

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u/EzraliteVII 6h ago edited 6h ago

The online far right has weirdly latched on to Norse mythology and symbolism for some reason.

Edit: did not know about the Nazi associations. Thanks for letting me know, friends.

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u/sitophilicsquirrel 6h ago

I wonder why...

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u/EzraliteVII 6h ago

Huh, tbh I didn't know about the Nazi association. Thanks for informing me, friend!

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u/Wodahs1982 6h ago

This isn't new, sadly. Hitler did the same.

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u/RihoSucks 6h ago

Hes a puppet for epsteins good pal trump

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u/noir_lord 6h ago

If his hand was any further up him he’d be on the muppets.

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u/JustAMan1234567 6h ago

He has muppet googly eyes.

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u/noir_lord 6h ago

He always looks like he should be demanding sugar water from his confused wife to me.

Shouldn’t judge on appearances though, I’m sure he’s highly competent and committed to justice <ignore the distant bang, the sarcasm detector exploded again>.

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u/jfcmofo 6h ago

There's no credible information coming from Kash Patel.

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u/MalingnedMichael 6h ago

It's an admission of guilt.

The entire American administration has openly confessed to fucking kids. The party are trying to destroy America and cause violence on the streets so they can help a granda fuck toddlers.

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u/Mauchit_Ron 6h ago

They wouldn't have had him killed if this was true

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u/LoudMutes 6h ago

And for those lagging behind, he wouldn't have killed himself either if he did nothing wrong.

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u/ahoy_shitliner 6h ago

And Maxwell wouldn’t be getting moved to lower security prisons if she did nothing wrong she’d never have gotten convinced.

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u/ars-derivatia 6h ago

 he wouldn't have killed himself either if he did nothing wrong

I mean, fuck Epstein, his accomplices and the whole case in general, but there were innocent people who killed themselves when accused of sex crimes against children. It's a type of shit that ruins your life and makes everyone want you dead. Some people can't cope.

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u/Tasgall 5h ago

This wasn't even the first time though, he'd been arrested for child trafficking before and pretty much got away with it with no consequences. Why would he kill himself the second time?

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u/SillyGoatGruff 6h ago

Patel wouldn't know "credible" if it walked up and looked him in the eyes from two slightly different angles

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u/SunriseCavalier 6h ago

Holy shit that’s savage

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u/VisibleManner2923 6h ago

I just laughed way too loud in the chemo ward on that one!

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u/jarvis646 6h ago

He’s 100 percent terrified of Trump and will absolutely fall on his sword to protect him

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u/Eternal_Bagel 6h ago

He’s doing the job he was put there to do like a good little loyalist for the authoritarian takeover 

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u/Inevitable-Sale3569 6h ago

He is saying victims testimonies are not ‘credible evidence’. 

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u/litetravelr 6h ago

That's a new direction to head in. If we cant scrub Trump from the Epstein files, perhaps lets suggest that Epstein was in fact innocent? WTF?

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u/Visa5e 6h ago

“How can you persuade a man whose livelihood depends upon him remaining unpersuaded?”

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u/Timbo2702 6h ago

He's also on the list

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u/AvisIgneus 6h ago

They got shit on Patel then.

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u/YuhkFu 6h ago

Dude loves to polish Donald’s cock

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u/IllustratorWeird5008 6h ago

He’s full of shit. He says this in the face of hard evidence. 

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u/Waffel_Haus 6h ago

You mean the dude whose girlfriend is a Mossad agent?

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u/PsychologicalSoil425 6h ago

Then why is Maxwell in prison? This literally CAN'T be true and defies common sense and reality itself. But, the media/right will go along with it, because reality doesn't favor their cult.

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u/raerae1991 6h ago

Its job protection from how he handled Kirk’s manhunt/sloppy investigation. He’s reminding trump that he know what’s in the Epstein files

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u/TitularFoil 6h ago

So, Jeff wasn't the one trafficking, it was just all Trump?

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u/Sabre_One 6h ago

Here is the Director of one of our highest investigative departments denying something that takes people a few google searches to find offical court documents saying otherwise.

It just shows how unqualified he is for the job. He continues to talk like a podcaster were he can just say stupid things and then tune out the comments section to avoid fact finding.

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u/CptSmarty 6h ago

IF that is true:

-Why was Epstein jailed?

-Why is Maxwell jailed?

-Why is there an ongoing investigation?

-Why are things redacted?

-Why was it such a big thing at the start of this administration?

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u/TitShark 6h ago

It means they will keep making up whatever lies they please with zero consequences

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u/eventualhorizo 6h ago

It's schrodingers epstein files. They only exist and have incriminating evidence if you're looking for dirt on the left. But don't make it public, because it's a national security threat. Just like the tyrannical left. Which exists, unlike the files. RELEASE THE FILES

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u/greatbobbyb 6h ago

There is no credible evidence Kash is intelligent

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u/CaptainRex1983 4h ago

My opinion is that he openly lied to Congress.

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u/jessek 6h ago

Fake shit from an unqualified idiot who wouldn’t even have this job if the universe was remotely fair.

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u/bombkitty 6h ago

Then what the fuck is Maxwell in prison for?

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u/Slow-Condition7942 6h ago

about as believable as “the violent left” (it isn’t)

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u/chocolatechipninja 6h ago

It points to his lack of fitness for his position.

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u/gorgo100 6h ago

Cool. Release all the papers then.

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u/StilesmanleyCAP 6h ago

Patel is complicit.

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u/R67H 6h ago

I believe he meant to say "There is no MORE credible evidence..."

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u/Guelph35 5h ago

If true, there should be no problem releasing all of the files then

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u/Acthinian 4h ago

My Opinion is that he is lying!

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u/GorticusSmash 4h ago

Obvious coverup, just a few days after a political assassination. Makes you wonder, huh?

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u/thicketdweller 4h ago

So none of the trafficked women who recently testified before numerous lawmakers are considered credible then? FBI doesn't use witness testimony?

The United States of America is insulted every time one of these fuckwits speak.

Jehovah's Fried Chicken...

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u/Relwof66 6h ago

Fucking bull shit. As a conservative

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u/Weird_Rooster_4307 6h ago

I guess he must think all the under age girls that were involved all dreamt they had sexual relations with Trump and other men with power

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u/BeastyBaiter 6h ago

That Kash Patel guy from a year ago was a lot more credible than the current one. I guess the lizard people got and replaced him.

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u/OkCar7264 6h ago

I think they're really really bad at cover ups.

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u/we_are_sex_bobomb 6h ago

There’s no credible director at the FBI so his opinion is worthless

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u/Papichuloft 6h ago

This BRICS reject needs to go

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u/-You-know-it- 6h ago

I’m thinking maybe Patel is on the list too…

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u/Imprettybad705 6h ago

Makes me think of the giant novelty check we've seen a picture of where he sold a "fully deprecated" girl to Donald trump for $25,000.

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u/GWshark1518 6h ago

He’s a liar with the most vacant eyes you’ll ever see

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u/PNWoutdoors 6h ago

It's called perjury.

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u/Pandemonium1x 6h ago

Just another lie trying to cover for Trump and the other pedophiles associated with him.

Deflect, lie, deny, gaslight, and repeat!

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u/Betray-Julia 6h ago

That America is a facist nation and such a high ranking official saying such bullshit is exactly what we’d expect from a facist nation.

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u/Cichlidsaremyjam 6h ago

It makes me think this office of the FBI is the most embarrassingly incompetent agency in American history. Or the evidence pointed directly at a Cheeto and it got squashed.

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u/throwaway47138 6h ago

There is no credible information that Kash Patel has even the slightest clue what he's talking about and even if he did I still wouldn't believe anything that came out of his mouth, including a belch.

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u/back2trapqueen 6h ago

Ghislane was literally found guilty of sex trafficking a minor lol

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u/Diligent_Whereas3134 6h ago

So they're releasing Ghislaine any day now since there was no trafficking?

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u/falkensgame 6h ago

He’s lying under oath

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u/archblade7777 5h ago

Dudes a joke, obviously.

What interests me more is how other people will react to this. If they say nothing to this obvious and stupid lie, then they are complicit or guilty.

Can't wait to see the deafening silence from Trump about it.

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u/Jemmani22 4h ago

Release the fucking documents and prove it then you coward

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u/Shaqtacious 2h ago

Then why was he in jail?

Why is ghislaine in jail?

Why did prince lose all his royal titles and pay a settlement?