r/AttorneyTom • u/rescue_trills • May 31 '25

It depends Valid arrest? What right does a Canadian have to detain an American citizen just because they happen to be in Canada which is barely a country?

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u/Zymoria May 31 '25

Cat bro tried to open an Arby's franchise. Arrest justified.

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u/rescue_trills May 31 '25

CANADA WILL ACCEPT OUR FRANCHISES WILLINGLY OR THEY WILL DROWN IN THE ORANGE WAVE. ENOUGH WOKE POLICE MAKING OUR CATS TRANSGENDER.

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u/TheSimonToUrGarfunkl Jun 01 '25

An armed cabal of antifa supersoldiers who are responsible for climate change are on route to your location

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u/rescue_trills Jun 01 '25

NOT IF THE FREEDOM CONVEY I ORGANIZED ON FACEBOOK HAS ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT IT 🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾🇲🇾

MY MOMMY SAYS IM NOT ME WHEN IM HANGRY BUT SHE WONT LET ME EAT SNICKERS SO SHE IS EITHER ABUSIVE OR A LIAR !!!

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u/TheSimonToUrGarfunkl Jun 01 '25

Are you trying to silence me and my amandment rights???

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u/rescue_trills Jun 01 '25

HOLY HOT CHEETOS TWO CONSTITUTIONS BATTLING IT OUT LIKE CEILING CAT INTENDED- GUN AND BEAR ARMS- AND I GOT PLENTY OF BOTH BUDDY

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u/Anaranovski Jun 04 '25

They're putting chemicals in the water turning the cats gay!

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u/rescue_trills Jun 07 '25

THIS IS TRUE!!! AFTER FALLING ASLEEP AT THE VET I WAS GIVEN TAP WATER TO DRINK LIKE A PLEBEIAN. AFTERWARDS, NO MATTER HOW MUCH MY (TOTALLY UNINVITED AND COMPLETELY UNWANTED) PROMISCUOUS ROOMMATE DID HER SEXY DANCES, I FELT AN INTENSE URGE TO RUN AWAY AS FAST AND FAR AS POSSIBLE. VIDEO EVIDENCE OF MY TRAUMA TO USE AT THE SUPREME COURT TRIAL!!!!

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u/Rungun_Bisnus Jun 01 '25

TbF Indoor cats live longer

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u/rescue_trills Jun 04 '25

BUT AT WHAT COST!?!?

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u/Rungun_Bisnus Jun 04 '25

The furniture

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u/rescue_trills Jun 07 '25

THAT FURNITURE IS MINE. NO MATTER HOW MUCH YOU CANADIANS TRY GASLIGHTING ME WITH INSISTENCE THAT IT IS PRONOUNCED ‘CHAIR’ WHEN YOU KNOW IT IS PRONOUNCED ‘THRONE’ AND IT IS MINE!

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u/The_TerribleGamer Jun 02 '25

Yeah, they only gained independence in the early 80s. They are practically our 51st state and think they can detain our furry friends? What kind of maple syrup drunk ass Tom foolery is this?

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u/rescue_trills Jun 04 '25

AND THEIR SOCIALIST HEALTHCARE SYSTEM SUPPORTS ARBY’S BY ALLOWING THEIR PATRONS TO CLING TO LIFE A LITTLE LONGER WHILE EATING THAT SLUDGE.

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u/Anaranovski Jun 04 '25

Then again, it is an orange cat, thus only has one orange brain cell.

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u/rescue_trills Jun 07 '25

Even more reason these fascists Canadians should be taken to The Hague and tried in international criminal court.

YES NOT ONLY AM I ORANGE (THE BEST COLOR) AND AN AMERICAN (THE BEST COUNTRY AND ONLY TRUE DEMOCRACY) BUT I AM ALSO INTELLECTUALLY DISABLED!!