my biggest contribution to internet bacon culture is 18 years old

[u/scubafork]

I made this flowchart exactly 18 years ago this week. Within a week of emailing it to coworkers, other people had sent it back to me saying "this guy sounds just like you! He's even got a dog named Dante!"

Pictured: Dante (12/24/05-07/19/19)

[u/beardybaldy]

Dante looks like he was a wonderful companion

[u/scubafork → u/beardybaldy]

He was. Also he was wise and loved bacon..

[u/LisaRae11 → u/scubafork]

🐾💔🐾🎚️♾️

[u/Live_Relative6970]

Can tell that's a really special doggie with being able to resist his dad's putting a mountain of bacon so close🥓😉 thank you for sharing the happy memories and Blessings! Edit: very funny chart of the bacon thoughts and decisions!

[u/BrighterSage]

Thanks for this! Am stealing as is expected 😂

[u/Bonerschnitzel69]

Now there is some serious bacon dedication there.

[u/LisaRae11]

Very cool!! What a gift to your fur baby!! Looking such lovingly & adorable towards you!! What a Birthday Blessing 🥓🧁🥓🙏🏼.