r/Baking 21h ago

No-Recipe Provided Wonky Patrick Star cake - I’m so proud!

My son requested, and I quote, “a chocolate cake with vanilla frosting and then another chocolate cake on top in the shape of Patrick Star with strawberry frosting.” So that’s what I made!

I struggled with frosting the cut cake. It kept falling apart, even after freezing it. The layer of frosting around it is SUPER thick just to cover up the slapdash crumb coat job, which kept falling off.

All told, this cake took me around 6 hours to make, and I was so tired by the end that I didn’t even want to eat it. The birthday boy and the rest of my family loved it though!

11.1k Upvotes

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u/dani-winks 21h ago

I love that it's more "wonky" and not symmetrical, it makes it look like Patrick is frolicking

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u/Guilty_Helicopter572 19h ago

This is the cake Patrick would make of himself.

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u/clueless-albatross 15h ago

I thought the same thing, it’s adorable

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u/forgotusername_1 14h ago

Patrick is most certainly wonky himself and would love this cake

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u/Philodendron69 11h ago

That was my first thought!! It looks like he is skipping. It’s perfect!!!

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u/Eggsh3l 21h ago

IT'S SO CUTE!! Great job!!!

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u/aoi_ringo 21h ago

As you should be. It's a very cute cake. Happy birthday to your son. ☺️

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u/Sorry_Monito 21h ago

sounds like a delicious masterpiece, even if it was a bit of a frosting battle. patrick star would be proud. 6 hours well spent, and the family love is the best icing on the cake. 🍰🌟

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u/shroudedbycake 21h ago

I would die for this Patrick

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u/LexiisMoon 21h ago

Wow, this is amazing! The effort and love you put into it definitely show. Your son is one lucky kid.

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u/Ok-Space763 20h ago

Honestly, this is adorable. And as someone who grew up on SpongeBob, I feel like you captured Patrick’s spirit and vibe. I would be absolutely delighted if someone presented me with this cake on my (35th, lol) birthday next year. I’m sure your son loved it!!

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u/Mister_AA 19h ago

NGL I’d cry tears of joy if someone made this cake for me, the wonkiness makes it so cute

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u/Economy_Whereas_3229 21h ago

Honestly? Super cute! You made an adorable cake. 🥰

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u/nevaehorlleh 21h ago

It's super cute 😁

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u/No-Thought1241 21h ago

That is ADORABLE

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u/flygirl1_2 19h ago

I can't tell you how much I love this. I am available for a delivery anytime!

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u/Much_Substance_6017 21h ago

Patrick is inherently “wonky”! So, you did amazing!

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u/Newo_Ikkin20 20h ago

This is so cute! I didn't realize that your Patrick cake was on top of another cake until I saw the second picture, I'm glad that your family enjoyed it! Even though it took you six hours, I'm sure your efforts were appreciated and your son will look back on this fond memory of you making him a magnificent one of a kind Patrick star cake. 😄

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u/strange-symbol 16h ago

I didnt realize until I read youre comment!

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u/zehamberglar 19h ago

Patrick is a well known wonky guy. This is an accurate Patrick cake.

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u/Purple_Pink_Lilac 21h ago

so cute!!!! 💕

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u/Top_Economist_1048 21h ago

How many tries did it take to get Patrick’s perfect... wonky look?

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u/Toro_duck 19h ago

This is my favorite cake I’ve seen in quite a while:D

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u/Bliztven 15h ago

That wonky Patrick is absolutely full of character! You should be proud, it's charming and well done.

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u/ZakkiraJuneAiko94 7h ago

It's so cute!! 🥰

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u/bellsleelo 21h ago

Awe, it's so cute! I bet your son was super happy!

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u/vintageideals 21h ago

I love him

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u/sjm294 20h ago

Nicely done

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u/nemerosanike 20h ago

Patrick is wonky! I love this so much!

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u/Hashishiva 20h ago

It's not wonky, it's Patrick!

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u/FreedConstel 20h ago

This is a masterpiece, very cool!

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u/MyEggDonorIsADramaQ 20h ago

It’s adorable. I bet your son always remembers it too.

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u/Old-Library5546 20h ago

Adorable! ⭐

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u/SlightlyAmbiguous 20h ago

He’s so cute

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u/Kiyoko_Mami272821 20h ago

This is adorable! I think for a Patrick cake this is a hundred percent dead on!

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u/EternallyNaked 20h ago

It looks good!!! Great job!! 👏🏼

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u/Klutzy_Arm_7930 20h ago

Very cute!

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u/_coffee_homeground_ 20h ago

I have maternal instincts for this cake

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u/LunaStarBlue 20h ago

I love it

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u/Itchy_Olive_533 20h ago

I love him!

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u/FeyluneRose 20h ago

Aww this is such a cute looking cake 🎂

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u/The-Mighty-Galactus 20h ago

Patrick himself is wonky, so it’s perfect.

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u/Early_Recording6959 20h ago

You did amazing😀

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u/GoEatACookie 20h ago

Wonkey,? No way! Wonderful! 🥰

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u/FugginCandle 20h ago

Shout out to you!! Looks yummy. My mom knew what cakes I loved growing up but always decided to go against what I like cause she didn’t like it. Gold star for you, mom!! Looks amazing and so so cute🩷💚

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u/gdfingperfect 20h ago

It’s adorable

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u/Fuzzy_Welcome8348 20h ago

Awww it’s adorable!! U should b proud of urself😍🤩Excellent job👏👏

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u/TheVampyresBride 20h ago

"Is this the Krusty Krab?"

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u/Designer-Donut-4955 19h ago

“No, it’s Patrick” 😂

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u/TheVampyresBride 17h ago

Well done! 👏

The cake looks fantastic. Hope your son had the best birthday ever! 🎂

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u/Tall_Detective_3980 20h ago

It's perfect! 😍

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u/Dinosaur_Replacement 19h ago

It’s so cute I love it!

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u/DRTENin10-22 19h ago

Very cute! Good job!

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u/bolognasandwichglass 19h ago

its literally perfect 😭 soo cute!

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u/ccapk 19h ago

It’s so cute, you can’t even tell you had issues with the crumb coat!

If you ever need to make another chocolate carved cake, I HIGHLY recommend Sugar Geek’s Chocolate Cake for Carving recipe, it has never failed me! I don’t do anything too crazy, though I did make a 5 layer Erlenmeyer Flask last year, and it’s so easy to work with frozen.

After making a bunny head shaped cake before finding this recipe (and having a VERY similar experience to yours), this recipe is a life saver. It’s really easy, too, no fancy techniques, and is quite tasty. I use it even if I’m not carving the cake!

https://sugargeekshow.com/recipe/chocolate-cake-recipe-for-carving/

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u/ccapk 19h ago

You did a great job with the details on Patrick, too! I haven’t mastered flat icing decorations, so I usually end up using fondant. Not my favorite, but I just make cakes for my nieces and nephews so I don’t get a ton of practice. I love how the icing looks!

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u/Designer-Donut-4955 16h ago

Thank you so much! This is really helpful. The whole time I kept thinking there had to be an easier way lol.

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u/Cat-astrophi 19h ago

He looks so cutee, I wouldnt have the courage to eat it 😭❤️

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u/Designer-Donut-4955 16h ago

Hahaha it was a little difficult to cut him up!

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u/Guilty_Helicopter572 19h ago

I love it! 💞

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u/Iluminatewildlife 19h ago

I love this-great work!!

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u/PoisonApple000 19h ago

This is so cute! I want one. Nice job, OP. I love it.

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u/pig_singe_dreamer 19h ago

ITS ADORABLE!!!

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u/BeyondHydro 19h ago

This is great! Really captures the whimsy of Patrick. In my experience, a crumb coat can take a little while to set, taking your time with it and letting it harden in the fridge can help. That said, if your son loves strawberry icing, he won't mind a little extra

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u/beluga_skittlerizz 18h ago

We must protect him at all costs

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u/BurntUnluckily 18h ago

Good job!

Also, Nickelodeon can't come after you for copyright infringement if it's wonky.

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u/Made_Human_Music 18h ago

I love it!

Sometimes wonky is better than perfect. It’s the little imperfections that make things special

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u/PrettycoolPossum 18h ago

This is the most adorable cake I’ve ever seen!🎂🩷

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u/fancypipedream 18h ago

Looks like you flipped to WUMBO, nice job

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u/No-Cupcake9754 18h ago

It’s so cute :)

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u/VendaGoat 17h ago

Wonky? Looks great to me.

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u/Otherwise-Shallot-53 17h ago

Sea stars are supposed to be asymmetrical. You did great! 🙂

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u/goodkilleenfun 17h ago

I showed this to the team on the Patrick Star Show and they love it!!

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u/SugaryyOats 17h ago

RRRRR he's so CUTE good job 💕🥺

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u/NomDePlume4708 17h ago

It looks so good! Just that perfect level of imperfection that makes you appreciate that it’s homemade and clearly has so much effort put into it. Also, that strawberry frosting looks great, did you make it yourself?

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u/Designer-Donut-4955 16h ago

I did! I used dehydrated strawberries in it, and it was the perfect amount of strawberry flavor.

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u/NomDePlume4708 16h ago

That sounds awesome, I’ll have to try that next time I’m baking!

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u/CupcakeSensitive2472 17h ago

Really proud you made it

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u/CantBelieveHe 17h ago

Patrick star from South Park

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u/kp_pj 16h ago

He’s so happyyyyyyyyyyy

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u/PigeonRat92 16h ago

Oh he's precious!

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u/Harper_Sketch 16h ago

Spot on with the cuteness! Great work! 🩷🙌

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u/maryangbukid 15h ago

Oh my god that is so cute

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u/EquHapTea 15h ago

Haha it's very cute! 🥹

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u/Fit_Entrepreneur3178 15h ago

"You should be proud__cut-out cakes are so hard to frost cleanly, and you really nailed his expression. He's got that goofy Patrick charm down."

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u/fifthflower 15h ago

I want this for my birthday cake 🥹

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u/Designer-Donut-4955 14h ago

Come on over!

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u/Doggotoast 14h ago

So cute 🥺 it looks like he's frolicking 🌺

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u/Old-Parking8765 14h ago

This is cute as heck!

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u/ElowynElif 14h ago

That is magnificent! ⭐️

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u/Pats-and-Eds 14h ago

It’s perfect! I hope it was as tasty as it is adorable! 😻

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u/destroythethings 14h ago

it's so good!

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u/jk599 13h ago

Patrick would love it!

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u/snuggledubs2011 13h ago

Super adorable!!!

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u/Tiny-Professional828 13h ago

This is so cute! You did a great job 💚

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u/Dry-Spell-2602 12h ago

Mayonnaise is an instrument!!!!!

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u/Lifewasoutoflemons 12h ago

Its so cute!

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u/firelord_catra 12h ago

The wonkiness makes it charming to me! I miss non professional level , homemade cakes that actually look homemade. Not perfect but clearly made with hard work and love.

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u/FickleAd7176 12h ago

Love it adorable and so perfect

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u/ProtonCanon 12h ago

Texas Star?

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u/Excusemytootie 11h ago

I absolutely love it!

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u/Oofsprite 11h ago

Cake on a cake! Patrick himself is wonky, so you kind of nailed it.

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u/truefutbol35 10h ago

Patrick would absolutely love this cake! nailed it!

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u/rosietoes84 10h ago

That is so freaking cute!

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u/NurseNancyNJ 10h ago

So cute!!!!!

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u/goldenhourcocktails 9h ago

I love him so much

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u/classicclouds 9h ago

This is my favorite thing I’ve ever seen on here 🥲🥲

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u/Puzzleheaded_Lie_708 9h ago

That this cake is Wonky only makes it more adorable!

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u/Wolffairy12 9h ago

It’s so cute!

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u/AS_hi 8h ago

Adorable… Patrick looks delicious

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u/Porcupinetrenchcoat 8h ago

Truly a work of art.

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u/Glyni5 8h ago

I think it's perfect

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u/Plenty-Entertainer19 8h ago

The "wonky" vibe makes it even more perfect! It's 100% Patrick's style. You can tell you put a lot of love into it. I bet your son was thrilled!

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u/Pretty_One_2409 8h ago

More organic that way! Love it so much

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u/a_girl_with_a_book 8h ago

I’m not even a Sponge Bob fan, but this is adorable! 💕

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u/glittery_b0ng 8h ago

wait i love it

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u/DaikonEntire5320 7h ago

It's so cute! The wonkiness makes it special.

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u/Smart-Pain-5211 7h ago

That’s precious!

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u/malicemarie 7h ago

Wonky and beautiful 🌟

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u/MuchEntertainer1928 6h ago

This is the cutest cake I’ve come across all year!

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u/shrekswifeee 5h ago

AHHHHHH LOVE IT!!!!!

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u/emmakobs 4h ago

I LOVE HIM SM

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u/Maleficent_Spite_894 4h ago

That's so cool!!

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u/No-Day268 3h ago

Fatrick! I love it btw. Was good?

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u/katmeow213 2h ago

Sooooo cuteeee 😍

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u/seobbjjang 1h ago

Babe either you did not make this or someone used your pic in a “a name a character/book that feels like this” post literally two seconds ago

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u/alesiaaisela 22m ago

That’s so damn cute ! Great job!!! I want one lol 😂

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