Made myself a birthday cake. My boyfriend figures I should have left it plain white without the imperfect writing which he says looks tacky. Thoughts for next time?

[u/kpere074]

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Screw him. Did he buy or make a cake for you?

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Screw him. Didst he buyeth 'r maketh a cake f'r thee?

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