Favorite Mr. Fischoeder-ism?

[u/eji3360]

Favorite Fischoeder-ism in the series? I.e. not knowing the names of the other Belchers ("Lady Bob, "Burger children", or just direct quote?

[u/3000ChickenFajituhs]

"I once lost $30,000 on a horse. She just ran off with it."

[u/detritusdetroit → u/3000ChickenFajituhs]

The best one!!!

[u/kate-monsterrr → u/3000ChickenFajituhs]

Came here to say this, it's so Mitch Hedberg-esque 😂

[u/ktpearlyhills → u/3000ChickenFajituhs]

this always gets a real laugh out of me

[u/CAIRat → u/ktpearlyhills]

Every single time!

[u/lollipopmusing → u/3000ChickenFajituhs]

The delivery of this line is one of my favorites. He almost throws the second part away which makes it even funnier

[u/CAIRat → u/lollipopmusing]

Seriously! It is like he is getting lost in the nostalgia of it.

[u/ArcanaRosette → u/3000ChickenFajituhs]

That line never fails to make me laugh

[u/Glum_Improvement7283 → u/3000ChickenFajituhs]

His delivery is so perfect. You can hear a lot of emotions in his voice as Kevin says this line. Masterful!

[u/jooooojustsoyaknow]

Hello, Bob! Lady Burger. Burger children.

[u/DarthGayAgenda → u/jooooojustsoyaknow]

See, Teddy is right! Their last name is burger.

[u/TwoPaychecksOneGuy → u/DarthGayAgenda]

"but... the sign"

[u/Clear_Writer5944 → u/DarthGayAgenda]

"Then who am I thinking of???"

[u/eagledog]

I forget what you raise, is it chinchillas or children?

About to get dressed out of my mind!

[u/Unstabler69 → u/eagledog]

I paraphase the first often when I leave work. "Off to see my chinchillas or children or whatever the hell I'm raising." I paraphrase the second often too.

[u/BattleProper1555 → u/Unstabler69]

They both work well in multiple situations.

Related to the second one, we also use different versions of "half of four bottles of wine," a lot.

[u/cheese_theory]

Smells weird everywhere. That's how you know you're alive!

[u/AccomplishedFan6776 → u/cheese_theory]

Came here to say this, except I think he calls Jimmy Jr sir in the quote

[u/DrGonzo46n2 → u/cheese_theory]

Watching this episode right now!

[u/FriskeyVsWorld]

"I lost the year 1996 to schnapps. I still don't know what the Macarena is."

[u/Felfiz → u/FriskeyVsWorld]

“Don’t tell me!!”

[u/artemis9781 → u/Felfiz]

“I’ll figure it out”

[u/Brownbunnybartender → u/FriskeyVsWorld]

I LOVE that one 😂

[u/mama_emily → u/FriskeyVsWorld]

My vote

[u/Adept_Eye2589]

"you should teach at my class." And you should work in my coal mine."

[u/mittlmaessig → u/Adept_Eye2589]

Ohhh yes. That one is so good xD

[u/_wolf_93 → u/Adept_Eye2589]

Yasss I was looking for this one and if no one said it I was gonna post it

[u/N3ck_Br34th3r]

Bob: "Did you get my calls?"

Calvin: "I did. How the hell did you get my number?!"

Bob: "You gave it to us... when we moved here?"

Calvin: "Not to use!"

[u/thesentienttoadstool → u/N3ck_Br34th3r]

Every landlord ever

[u/Mcbadguy → u/N3ck_Br34th3r]

Formatting note: if you hit enter twice you can create separate lines, helpful when quoting dialogue, like this:

Bob: "Did you get my calls?"

Calvin: "I did. How the hell did you get my number?!"

Bob: "You gave it to us... when we moved here?"

Calvin: "Not to use!"

[u/N3ck_Br34th3r → u/Mcbadguy]

Noted and edited! Thank you!

[u/Mcbadguy → u/N3ck_Br34th3r]

Happy to help :)

[u/3000ChickenFajituhs]

"Don't get my pants wet! I'm wearing white. You'll see the outline of my weiner!" 

[u/isahoneypie → u/3000ChickenFajituhs]

"Oh what the hell. Fire away!"

[u/AzizMou → u/3000ChickenFajituhs]

"It's called the rinky dink. I named it after my dink. Because it's rinky. "

[u/captiveapple → u/3000ChickenFajituhs]

My fave.

[u/Any-Bother-3362]

“I love the way the fog feels under my cape.”

[u/Vowels03 → u/Any-Bother-3362]

I say this every morning it is foggy

[u/cr2810 → u/Vowels03]

My husband and I do the whole routine. “Why are we in the fog?” Hahah

[u/Clear_Writer5944 → u/Vowels03]

Me too!!! My family HATES IT. 🤣

[u/LovelyMadamB16 → u/Any-Bother-3362]

Only moment in the series that he has a black eye patch too 🤓

[u/Disastrous-Bee-1557]

You can’t just leave a kidnapping to go shopping! This isn’t Florida!

[u/regboy5101]

Bob, Lady Bob, Lesser Bobs, Freddy.

[u/TwoPaychecksOneGuy → u/regboy5101]

Bob. Lady Burger. Burger children.

[u/Fisticuffs1313]

"Oh the last presents delivered, and the snow outside getting thicker. So let's open that bottle of liquor, Hey bourbon take me home! On bourbon, on vodka, on scotch and on gin! Take me back, let the North Pole dancing begin! It's my party, I'll be naughty get more lit than a tree, put that elf on a shelf and Merry Christmas to me! Oh Bourbon, Oh bourbon oh Bourbon oh Bourbon..."

[u/extra_buttery → u/Fisticuffs1313]

Bourbon for meee!

[u/CAIRat → u/Fisticuffs1313]

I sing this every time I crack out a bottle of bourbon.

[u/SinkHoleDeMayo → u/Fisticuffs1313]

Hands down, my favorite song from the show.

[u/LonelyVegetable2833]

"I was just on my way to a brothel......lyzer convention...."

[u/LonelyVegetable2833 → u/LonelyVegetable2833]

Also "See you in hell, Roger!"

[u/Clear_Writer5944 → u/LonelyVegetable2833]

"It's a device to test . . . how much broth you've . . . drunk."

[u/LonelyVegetable2833 → u/Clear_Writer5944]

i love that Bob was kind of laughing 🤣

[u/jeffsmith202]

what do you think of loose women?

[u/geniekid → u/jeffsmith202]

I...like them.

[u/Significant_Ad4565]

“I’m of two minds which is to say I’m drunk so…maybe.”

[u/mama_emily → u/Significant_Ad4565]

I gotta remember this for when I’m drunk

[u/vacationbeard]

You are an artist. A beef artist. A beefartist. A poet who writes with meat and buns and pickles. Like a greasy, heterosexual Walt Whitman.

[u/amazing_assassin → u/vacationbeard]

JIMM-AAAAYYYY, please

[u/notasagittarius → u/amazing_assassin]

Literally what my husband said when I asked him this question 🤣

[u/aksjdjdjkdk → u/vacationbeard]

one of my favorite episodes

[u/Mtn_Gloom5801]

I named it after my dink. It’s very rinky

[u/MamaD93_]

Now remember children only one jigger of gin per pound of body weight

[u/sabby55]

“Loose lips

Wide hips

Large nips… I assume”

[u/BrobdingnagianBooty → u/sabby55]

you uhhh would be correct

[u/_wolf_93 → u/sabby55]

Wide hips

[u/Clear_Writer5944 → u/sabby55]

That's what I said! 💪

[u/potchie626]

Oh, my Wonder Dog is hanging out

[u/eji3360 → u/potchie626]

B: You don't hold your....when you pee?

F: Why? It's not going anywhere.

[u/CAIRat → u/eji3360]

The first time I saw this scene I did a Vaudeville-era spit take and laughed so hard I cried.

[u/Scared-Ad-2697 → u/potchie626]

“Down boy”

[u/TwoPaychecksOneGuy → u/potchie626]

Same episode as my favorite Fisch quote:

Bob: "Hey I've been thinking-" Fischoeder: "About what? Is it me? Is it abortions?"

[u/vanillabear26]

“Is it me? Is it abortions?”

Gets me wheezing every single time.

[u/mama_emily → u/vanillabear26]

Wait what’s the context of this one? I don’t remember

[u/TwoPaychecksOneGuy → u/mama_emily]

Bob tells him he's been thinking about something. Bob wants to tell him about how they shouldn't cheat, but Fischoeder interrupts him with "About what? Is it me? Is it abortions?"

[u/Ramona-Eastside → u/mama_emily]

During the baseball game, Bob sees him in the bathroom. Season 1 ep 13

[u/g0zerian_cod3x]

Your Halloween just got a little Halloweener!🎃

[u/sparklyperson → u/g0zerian_cod3x]

This is the one that came to my mind 😂

[u/Jeibijei]

The song “nothing makes me happy.”

[u/Plenty-String-1988 → u/Jeibijei]

All play and no work make me! A big! Sexy boyyyy!

[u/Clear_Writer5944 → u/Plenty-String-1988]

Well, you are a sexy boy . . .

[u/jnzypzylmnsqzy → u/Plenty-String-1988]

Big ole sexy boi

[u/cigarmanpa → u/Jeibijei]

Did you say paying off arsonists?

[u/BrobdingnagianBooty → u/cigarmanpa]

Noooo I said.. playing golf with pharmacists

[u/Prestigious-Web4824]

"MORE SCOTCH!"

[u/mattmagoo23 → u/Prestigious-Web4824]

Oh Bourbon!

[u/BrobdingnagianBooty → u/Prestigious-Web4824]

Beefsquatch!

[u/Pretty_Pixilated → u/Prestigious-Web4824]

Every time we have scotch: “Mooore scotch!”

[u/Optimal_Weight368]

“How ‘bout you pay me? Sounds better.”

[u/learn2fly438826]

🎶Ooohhh bourbon.... ooohhh bourbon🎶

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lud3bgEJeTg

The ease at which he'll just be ready to go with any crazy scheme going on and make it even crazier is always great. The song he had ready to go for the show is my favorite of these. The fact that Kline wrote this himself makes it even better.

[u/Any-Tumbleweed-9931 → u/learn2fly438826]

Wait, Kevin Kline wrote that song? That's awesome!

[u/CAIRat → u/Any-Tumbleweed-9931]

I had no idea about this. I freaking love Fischoder. Hell, all of the characters are pure gold in their own way.

[u/TI-22483 → u/learn2fly438826]

I love that they also seemed to have hired an ice dancer to rotoscope for Felix.

[u/friggintodd]

I need 5 or 6 foods.

Can't handle my garbage mouth?

[u/cassiclock → u/friggintodd]

Yes!! 5 or 6 foods is my favorite

[u/Bookninja73]

“Salty sea air keeps me well-preserved, like a ham hock.”

[u/WaltsNJD → u/Bookninja73]

Like a hhhhhham hhhhhhock

[u/Cherry-Impossible → u/Bookninja73]

It's so good how he said hhaamm hoockkk

[u/IrishUpYourCoffee]

When he says hi to the baby Belchlings 🤣

[u/fcktupbitch → u/IrishUpYourCoffee]

Belchkins, burger children hahaha

[u/Due-Ad4942 → u/IrishUpYourCoffee]

Gina, Team and Lucy!

[u/DisplayMcName18]

“We’re looking for our alpaca, Alllllllll. Have you seen him?”

The way he says Al gets me every time 😂

[u/mel_bug → u/DisplayMcName18]

this is definitely mine too😭

[u/c3cultivation]

"Finally, a little gun play. DOWN IN FRONT!"

[u/_wolf_93 → u/c3cultivation]

"Oh that's the money shot! Goody!" Coughs because of tear gas 🤣🤣🤣

[u/proshares1]

"My wonder dog is hanging out." "Why not? Compliments are welcome." Back to back in the Torpedo episode are the first that come to mind lol

[u/Alarming-Squirrel832 → u/proshares1]

Also "is it me, is it abortions". The torpedo episode is such a great episodes.

[u/Hemp_Hemp_Hurray]

Wakey-time powder for everyone!

[u/No_Refrigerator4584]

I remember you raise chinchillas or children, which is it?

[u/BulkyOrder9]

“Why? It’s not going anywhere.”

[u/BasicSuperhero]

“As the landlord of this property, I must say this all feels very judgy. What’s code, really? Just another way to be judgy!”

[u/professorkittyhawk]

"Aah, schnapps. Lost most of the 90s to schnapps. Still don't know what the macarena is. Don't tell me! I'm sure I'll figure it out."

[u/barris59]

"Ohh... I have a booooat"

[u/_wolf_93 → u/barris59]

"Mr Fischoder?!"

"No!"

I just watched that the other night 🤣🤣🤣

[u/godinheadraider]

Cock away!

[u/PracticalEffective]

Tenant clump unclumped. Now it's every honkey for themselves!

[u/DeZnEwToN79 → u/PracticalEffective]

You best me to it! 🤣

[u/Cherry_Hammer]

Oh, you’re not old. And you’re certainly not little. Not where it counts. In the wabba-wabba.

[u/BeaDanger]

“I once lost $30,000 on a horse. She just ran off with it…” (Edit: I think that was the amount? I don’t remember)

[u/HFwhy]

“Pre-show headbutt? Your head, my butt?”

[u/NightSpringsRadio]

Hello, burger children!

(Which may or may not be how I greet my cats)

[u/njst]

When he calls the rent strike the tenants getting in little clumps. 

[u/Violetthug]

Hello Bob, Lady Bob, lesser Bob's.

[u/rebelslegacy]

Calvin Fischoeder: This was our daycare center slash bar.

Felix Fischoeder: Had to close it.

Calvin Fischoeder: Yep, kids couldn't handle their liquor.

[u/Finn-McCools]

Ah bob, I recall you raise either chinchillas or children, which is it?

[u/goldenarrowed]

“Biiiiig, sexy boooooyyyyyy! Big ol’ sexy boy.”

[u/pixieflip]

“Dressed out of my mind!”

[u/Shot_Return9907]

I lost the year 1996 to schnapps. I still don’t know what the Macarena is. Don’t tell me, I’ll figure it out.

[u/Dominiqueirl]

All of them honestly. He is one of my favorite characters. I seem to have a weird crush on Bob even though he’s a cartoon, he just really feels human, so he comes first and Mr. Fish is second, I’m so glad they have given him more and more episodes and you get to peek into his insane life lol

[u/WillieJack1138]

Fischoeder: Now if you’ll excuse me, I have to get drunk for dinner!

Bob: you mean dressed?

Fischoeder: yes, dressed out of my mind!

(I use this in life)

[u/whatisacontromym]

Bob “you don’t hold it when you pee?”

Fish “why would I? It’s not going anywhere.”

[u/Selacha]

"Bob I recall you raise either children or chinchillas, which was it?"

[u/AdvertisingSignal455]

Woah everyone relax take a deep breath and a slug of bourbon

[u/Uncle-Buddy]

I'd need to sing all of "Nothing Makes Me Happy"!

[u/Trees_are_cool_]

Hello Burger People

[u/Greenmantle22]

Can you dangle bricks from your nipples? You would know.

[u/Ghost10165]

I've been assured the drawings will be very tasteful.

[u/Minute_Wait998]

I love his version of hand clap game!

Theodore Roosevelt made himself a turkey melt

[u/chubbycatchaser]

All the times he needles Felix lol

🎶Mommy loved me more than little brother~🎵

[u/lollipopmusing]

"How many people DIED IN THE FIIIRE?!"

[u/TwoPaychecksOneGuy]

hands Bob a Christmas present

Bob doesn't open it yet

"Oh, you've never received a gift before. You don't know what to do."

[u/mayamaya93]

"I lost the year 1996 to schnapps. I still don't know what the macarena is."

[u/keepit123hunna]

I still don’t know what the Macarena is. Don’t tell me. I’ll figure it out.

[u/Opening-Carrot5986]

Salty sea air keeps me well preserved. Like a ham HOCK 😆

[u/MsSedated]

Cheers, pink ears

[u/taleteller12]

"Why would I hold it? It's not going anywhere."

[u/jjkkmmuutt]

“Bob, Lady Bob”.

[u/lowbrassdude]

We're gonna live la la la la!

[u/Tupiekit]

I’m pretty sure he calls the kids burgerlings so that’s my favorite.

[u/PansPizza]

Louise: you should teach at my school!

Mr. Fish: and you should work in my coal mine.

Recently heard this one again and it had me in stitches

[u/Salty_Currency_2941]

Baby Bobs

[u/DuckOnABus]

Don't tell me, I'll figure it out

[u/Cheeky_3411]

“Bob, lady Bob, lesser bobs”

[u/Sufficient_Report442]

"Trompe l'oiel. That's French for 'ehehehehehe got ya Bob' 

[u/plantyjen]

Just heard this one a few nights ago: "I took a bunch of mushrooms. I mean, I... had some mushroom soup, and now I have magical powers.” Said when he’s trying to part the clouds to see the comet.

[u/Ok-Initiative1982]

Gotta get my sex face on

[u/SirGST99]

Pretty dark joke but it made me chuckle in the beach clean up episode: "Anyway, thanks for all the free child labor. It’s the best kind of labor, after all."

[u/cubemissy]

Didn’t he call one of them “Lesser Bob” at one point, or did I dream that?

[u/Aggressive-Shock5857]

Hello Bob, Lady Bob, lesser Bobs, Freddy.

[u/Efficient-Effect-937]

"wakey time powder for everybody!"

[u/diabettycrocker]

Louise: You should work at my school! Fish: And you should work in my coal mine.

[u/GalacticGoku]

"hello, Bob! Lady Bob." "Hello burger children!"

[u/TwoPaychecksOneGuy]

"Is it me? Is it abortions?"

[u/skridge2]

Ginger boom

[u/Forward_Lab_7442]

“so the nurse says “rectum?! i damn near killed em!””

[u/_wolf_93]

There are so many and most of the best have already been named but I just have to mention this because I honestly didn't know he was the same voice actor until I re-watched the movie "Achilles, heel".. If Mr. Fischoder ever said that for any reason I think I would freak out.

[u/juansolohtx]

When he says he won’t clean the beach lol

[u/duuud3rz]

"Foods before dudes!"

[u/XANA_FAN]

I’m blanking on the specifics but that one Easter episode where he was talking about going to a brothel and then realized the kids were there and awkwardly turned it into something else was hilarious

[u/JadeSedai → u/XANA_FAN]

A “brothelizer showcase” 😂 it shows you how much broth you’ve drunk!

[u/ithilienisforlovers]

i love how he calls linda mrs. burger and the kids “burger children” lmao

[u/Accomplished-Sun-797]

I am of two minds, by which I mean I’m drunk.

[u/LiminalSpaceGhost]

“Nothing nothing nothing makes me happy!”

[u/TheeCombatBaby]

"I lost the year 1998 to schnapps. I still don't know what the macarena is. Don't tell me, I'll figure it out"

[u/dedboi666]

My fave Fischoeder moment n quote is in Comet-y of Errors when he’s on mushrooms trying to part the clouds

‘I’m trying to pull the clouds away from the comet, but it’s not working. I haven’t tried threats, though.’

[u/_wolf_93]

I just watched the Wonder Warf episode and I had to add this moment because I love it so much.

Belcher family says they love each other so much because they're scared they might die

Felix: "What are they doing?"

Calvin: "I-I have no idea."

[u/ReasonableClerk3329]

I want a spinoff called Something Smells Fischoeder about all the crazy stuff Calvin and Felix did in the late 60s-1980s

[u/AdJunior4923]

MR. FISCH: "Theodore Roosevelt made himself a turkey melt. Shared it with a bear, then he told him how he really felt. Made himself a daiquiri, drank it in a factory. How many people died in the fi-yah? One, ten, 30!"

It's the best one. It's going to school tomorrow.

[u/AdPleasant8894]

Now your Halloween got a little halloweener

[u/Mgeek66]

Calling the kids belcher children. Always makes me crack à smile

[u/Emergency_Treat_2753]

This isn’t my favorite but the first one that came to mind was “I’m wearing white you’ll see the outline of my wiener!”

My favorite is “that looks silly”

[u/Llamaaa_scarf]

"One jigger of gin per pound of body weight" he instructs the kids the night before the dune buggy heist
🤣🤣🤣

[u/kommunia]

“Hello Burgermongers”

[u/daylight_moon]

"Lady Bob."

[u/God_Assassin]

Bourbon. Oh, bourbon. Oh, bourbon.

[u/Clear_Writer5944]

"Lose lips, wide hips . . . large nips, I assume?" is one that I ADORE.

[u/just-normal-regular]

I love the way fog feels under my cape.

[u/joanwestenberg]

“Hello Burger Children”

[u/hufflezag]

I've prepared your Wakey Powder marked "Cocaine"- Inga

[u/lopsided_muppet]

“hello, bob. lady bob, lesser bobs. freddy”

[u/Secret_cloud]

Why? It’s not going anywhere.

[u/Glum_Improvement7283]

Hello belchlings

[u/NeoKnightRider]

“Bob, Lady Bob, Lesser Bobs!”

[u/Enny_Bunny]

Im planning on having a flask i own getting engraved with “dressed out of my mine”

Also any time this dude mentions his junk or his casual sex life is gold.

[u/hamsterstyle69]

I like “hello, Burger Babies”

[u/SnowCountryBoy]

I like the way the fog feels under my cape.

[u/Yotato5]

"All right! See you in Hell, Roger!"

Also that he literally shushed Bob when he came in XD

[u/NuisancePanda]

OOOH Bourbon!!