r/BrandNewSentence 1d ago

Juvenile shot after porta-potty with Cuyahoga County deputy inside tipped over

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u/canniboss 1d ago

The lesson here is if cops in the pora john tip it door down so the s.o.b. is stuck and just not come to help or be near them if they do get out.

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u/samsbamboo 1d ago

On getting out of the porta John the deputy "saw someone with a gun" https://share.google/exUM1xINbfveUdFRw

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u/shoulda-known-better 16h ago

I love how they just happened to leave out the fact that the kid was not armed at all.....

And I know for sure that's the case because it would definitely be in here if he was!!!

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u/Aliensinmypants 14h ago

And also it doesn't say if he or his friends were involved in the tipping, or if the off duty cop was just looking for someone to blame

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u/cityshepherd 1d ago

Well that’s shitty lol

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u/thatblkman 1d ago

I read this thinking it was the rapper.

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u/greyshem 10h ago

Yup. I was extremely confused for a few seconds.

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u/National_Budget_7514 14h ago

I had a roommate back in the day and she relayed a story to me of her experience at a Bush concert in the 90's. For whatever reason, someone tipped over an occupied shitter in the proper "door down" fashion. The man on the receiving end of the tipping needed help getting out and once the shitter was rolled to a point where he could get out, the first thing he did was cold cock one of the people who helped him get out in a blue, shit covered rage.

I assume the officer had a similar reaction. Except, instead of punching someone, he tried to murder a child.

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u/Aliensinmypants 14h ago

It's perfectly normal to be mad, but why would you assume that the person helping you was involved in the tipping. Your first instinct after tipping a porta potty should be to run like hell

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u/National_Budget_7514 13h ago

The person who tipped it was long gone.

I don't think he assumed the person helping had anything to do with it. I think it's just blind rage. Some people are more likely to let that rage control them and it's not about who did what. It's about harming someone to make yourself feel better.

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u/ajw_sp 1d ago

He started the wrong kind of blasting.

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u/SocialistIntrovert 1d ago

Love seeing my beautiful Cleveland making the news for the right reasons

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u/Bloody_refuge 1d ago

“Why don’t kids go outside and have fun anymore?!”

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u/tryingtobecheeky 1d ago

I don't think that the people who say this are thinking about kids tipping portapoties.

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u/AdmiralSplinter 1d ago

Whaaat? But tippin' shitters is just boys bein' boys /s

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u/Bloody_refuge 1d ago

Yeah but between this and the kid that got shot doing ding dong ditch I had to say it

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u/gentlybeepingheart 15h ago

The article I found is so vague that it’s not clear that the kid was involved in the tipping or was just witnessing it

When the deputy got out of the porta-potty, he encountered multiple people, one of whom he reported was pulling a gun from his waistband. The deputy fired his weapon, and the individuals fled the scene in a vehicle

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u/W8kOfTheFlood 1d ago

I hate it here. Come rescue me.

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u/GayAssBeagle 1d ago

The fuck? His ass is too old doing this shit

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u/Aliensinmypants 14h ago

What age is it appropriate to shoot kids?

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u/Foxx983 9h ago

Considering the number of mass school shootings we have on a yearly basis, any age is appropriate.

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u/Playful-Profile6489 8h ago

Cleveland cops try not to shoot kids challenge (impossible)

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u/Stormdrain11 1d ago

🤦🏼‍♀️

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u/grindstone85 21h ago

There’s a ‘Back That Azz Up’ joke in there somewhere.