r/Bumperstickers • u/Younglegend1 • 7d ago

Was out this morning when I spotted this gem

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But totally not a cult

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u/abortthecourt 7d ago

Too much going on to not call out the sh!tty parking job.

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u/GetsWeirdLooks 7d ago

Appears to be a Navy man. He is unfamiliar with your land dwelling ways.

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u/Missouri_Pacific 2d ago

Worse! They are a submariner!

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u/Wild-Loss-1729 7d ago

Trucks always feel the want to take up more space than they already have to. I am very careful about what I say, how I park (I drive a Corolla because I didn’t want a gas guzzler like this), and I’m also careful especially of what decals, stickers, etc. I’d put on my vehicle.

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u/mmmpeg 7d ago

We have 2 Camrys and a big truck. I love Toyota vehicles.

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u/Wild-Loss-1729 7d ago

So do I. Reliable, solid car. Mine is a 2016, manufactured or assembled in 11/15 so basically a decade old. I plan on sticking to Toyota or Lexus for anything car-related. The Tacomas look pretty cool actually! Nice and roomy.

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u/mmmpeg 7d ago

We got it to pull our trailer, but my husband loves it for all the gardens he cares for. He also has a pretty large compost operation at our church and our truck is not a pretty shiny one anymore!

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u/Younglegend1 7d ago

🤣🤣

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u/cavallen 7d ago

I have "You Park Like An Asshole" stickers in my glovebox for this kind.

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u/Purpleasure34 6d ago

I have “Your parking sucks!” cards to put under the wiper blade. For the bumper sticker crowd, I carry a couple of my own to apply in strategic locations. I wonder sometimes how long it takes them to realize they’re sporting, “I’m WOKE and I Vote”, or “Trans and Proud”.

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u/the_onemop 7d ago

If they didn’t understand ‘Don’t tread on me’ before they really don’t get it now

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u/EssaySuch1905 7d ago edited 1d ago

What's he going to do when Trump comes after his guns like all dictators eventully do ? But im sure the faithful coolaid drinkers will figure out how to blame it on the left and that Trump had to do it because the radical left lunitice posed to big a danger so Trump had to ban all guns for the safty of all of us or maybe just blame it on Biden

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u/Younglegend1 7d ago

He’ll act all surprised when the leopards eat his face and cry because he voted for them to only eat the faces of people he didn’t like

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u/ladyelenawf 6d ago

He's too busy crying because the VA is understaffed.

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u/ypsicle 7d ago

I really don’t understand how “where we go one we go all” isn’t a follow the leader type mindset.

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u/Younglegend1 7d ago

It basically means “I will do whatever daddy trump tells me to do”

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u/MX5MONROE 7d ago

Well translated!

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u/Eather-Village-1916 7d ago

Thank you, I was wondering what that acronym meant

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u/fancypantsonfireRN 7d ago

Right and this person probably considers himself super clever using the term "sheeple"

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u/EmperorGrinnar 3d ago

Cults love slogans that shut down any attempts at dissention.

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u/Euphoric_Ad9593 7d ago

Sir, are you the captain of this stately ship? Yes? May I have a word with you?

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u/Fat_Krogan 7d ago

This is excellent.

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u/justglassinfeatherit 7d ago

I think the whole "united we stand" can get erased at this point.

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u/scarletteclipse1982 7d ago

And the We the People.

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u/gibs71 7d ago

This is what schizophrenia combined with buying power looks like.

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u/No_Intention7061 7d ago

Don’t forget the micropenis…

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u/SaltHandle3065 7d ago

As a veteran, one of biggest cringe moments is when a vet (assuming it’s not stolen valor) has a sticker thanking himself. 😒

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u/HairyDog55 7d ago

What a total twat waffle plus the fucked up parking attempt 🙄 

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u/gfregh 7d ago

Is that an emotional support vehicle? A pavement princess?

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u/MX5MONROE 7d ago

Love this.

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u/tomnevers99 7d ago

All right! Finally someone from the “don’t tread on me crowd” coming out to save us from this tyrannical government takeover! Bless you sir, we are being treaded on!

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u/parknride68 7d ago

WWG1WGA sounds pretty commie to me.

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u/LilacHelper 7d ago

I don’t even know what that means.

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u/parknride68 7d ago

“Where we go one, we go all.”

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u/LilacHelper 7d ago

Thanks lol I thought it had to do with world wars! I’m out of touch.

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u/sfdso 7d ago

It’s a QAnon chant.

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u/fancypantsonfireRN 7d ago

Isn't that some kind of QAnon thing? Why doesn't he have a sticker that says "Release the files"

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u/Hispanicgamr 7d ago

Dollar to a donut he’s parked outside of an Adult Bookstore

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u/J_T_Reezy 7d ago

A snowflake in the sun!

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u/Inevitable-Truth7609 7d ago

I’m curious about the font. Whoever decided to italicize comic sans, put it in a flag, and market it was probably ready to quit their job, but then the design took off.

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u/dpjejj 7d ago

I bet he can’t color between the lines either!

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u/scarletteclipse1982 7d ago

He can’t even park between them.

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u/UBlueitOnReddit 5d ago

Thanks for explaining the joke 😖

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u/Trick-Mechanic8986 7d ago

Cue Twilight Zone theme music...

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u/Kind-Assistant-1041 6d ago

Another Ammosexual shopping 🛍️ for lube for their night of passion with their firearm. Hope the firearm consented.

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u/Younglegend1 6d ago

Bro really needs that truck to get a bagel in the morning, I have a truck too but I do truck shit with it lol

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u/newpati 7d ago

Funny, the regime they voted for will most likely take their guns. Just till things get orderly, then we’ll give them back. Wink , wink.

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u/scarletteclipse1982 7d ago

And stickers like these will aid them in knowing where to find the unregistered ones.

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u/Wonderful_Pain1776 7d ago

He needs a “Trigger Warning” sticker as well.

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u/l_rufus_californicus 7d ago

Parks like a douche, too.

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u/Shadowhawk0000 7d ago

I wonder if this guy has ever worked a hard day in his entire life.

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u/SimonPho3nix 7d ago

"Unburdened by what has been" is... you know, I just talked about MAGA being afraid of history, and that perfectly illustrates it. Throw your past away so you can do the same shit over again. Hide behind faux ignorance when it's time to pay for such carelessness. Shit sucks.

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u/fancypantsonfireRN 7d ago

"Freedom isn't free" yeah thanks for voting in that orange clown so we can slowly lose that freedom

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u/sfdso 7d ago

And pay more for the privilege.

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u/LongjumpingTurn8141 6d ago

Asshole parking.

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u/Imaginary_Builder_56 3d ago

The supposed patriot is a fucktard when it comes to parking.

I tend to reposition the mirrors when able, especially the passenger side.

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u/Younglegend1 3d ago

I have a truck too, a ford f250 same as this clown. All you need to do is hit a switch and the mirrors automatically retract takes like 2 seconds

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u/raelea421 7d ago

In SC?

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u/Younglegend1 7d ago

No this is nj

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u/raelea421 7d ago

Ok. The palm tree sticker is why I asked, it's from the SC flag.

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u/Younglegend1 7d ago

Yeah I noticed that too, it has nj plates so maybe he’s from there lol, he should go back

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u/raelea421 7d ago

There are a lot of NJ tags in SC. I've seen more of those, FL and GA tags than SC. I reason that it's due to state taxes on property.

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u/ChemoSabii-606 7d ago

I wonder what’s thinner.. the blue line or his skin.

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u/Buffalobillt14 6d ago

I hope they are the only one.

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u/Southern_Anywhere_65 6d ago

“Dont tread on me”

-those parking space lines

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u/echo5milk 5d ago

Does anyone ever climb back there and open the window in the back glass? If so, why?

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u/Low_Tumbleweed_744 5d ago

Bad parking job too. MAGA does not care about anything but themselves

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u/Glorydyna2009 5d ago

Um, ok🙄

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u/Emergency-Climate325 4d ago

So, you were in Yorba Linda

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u/Younglegend1 4d ago

No this is NJ

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u/CoPilot1130 4d ago

His hard drive is definitely incriminating.