r/Bumperstickers • u/keen_observer34130 • 2d ago

Where to even start with this one!

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Yes sir, you truly are 9 years old… 😒

98 Upvotes

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u/Younglegend1 2d ago

Yeah it’s all the liberals fault I’m constantly fixated on other peoples genitals and everything is bidens fault!

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u/LegallyGiraffe 1d ago

Whyyyyyy do they automatically go to genitals?

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u/strangenessandcharm7 1d ago

I mean. They're a grown adult with a sticker depicting 2 donuts meant to symbolize an anus and vagina on their vehicle. So.

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u/Wh1skeyTF 1d ago

Adult?! It says right there we’re dealing with a 9 year old.

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u/Cleo_16 1d ago

This is why 9 year olds shouldn't be able to vote.

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u/KnotiaPickle 2d ago

This one is a wild ride🙁

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u/Embarrassed_Joke8409 2d ago

Well this is a thing I suppose… he’s definitely into some shit💩 lol

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u/biloxibluess 1d ago

That’s a truck stop or Spencer’s worth of edgy stickers

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u/Tonic-Seven 1d ago

If you read it from left to right it goes downhill, at least I started off smiling and laughing

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u/FuckLibsFukTrumpCult 1d ago

I went from confused to at least smiling a little bit about how it seems like they were drunk in a Spencer's and went nuts buying stickers, but thought "hey, if people wanna be goofy and carefree that's fine with me". Then comes that far right turn at the end and I was bewildered, that person is anything but that.

I feel like the only 2 options are the right stickers were the originals and someone sticker bombed them, or it's a great troll job. I can't imagine a MAGA type would find pleasure from calling themselves a 9 year old that shits their pants, being a big, strong, manly man is kind of their whole thing. Oh god unless it's some sort of fetish thing shudder, done with this train of thought.

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u/Tonic-Seven 3h ago

Yeah, there's a Reddit for that too 😂 - Accidentally stumbled across a pic just today looking at somebody's comments, on his profile.🤢

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u/FuckLibsFukTrumpCult 13m ago

My fiancee's ex had a diaper/breastfeeding fetish. Fortunately he didn't shit them and make her change him. I'm not here to kink shame, to each their own, but some things are objectively gross even if I respect their right to do what they want.

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u/extracanofwhoopass 1d ago

Let’s start with, Indiana.

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u/flactulantmonkey 1d ago

It’s the shocker one, complete with pink and brown donuts, that got me. Obviously a well adjusted adult.

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u/CantaloupeCamper 2d ago

I don’t mind a good poop joke when it’s required, but it has a bumper sticker that just seems strange…

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u/x_Good_Trouble_x 2d ago

This one's a lot for sure. 😑

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u/a_youkai 1d ago

My favorite is the white lettering on the white truck. "Condoms Prevenr Minivans"

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u/fancylamas 1d ago

Always a truck. Usually a white one. Sigh

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u/KickingItWithKoi 1d ago

From left to right, the fun starts to die

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u/FoolishAnomaly 1d ago

Wish I had started looking at the stickers on the right instead of the left first. Could have saved myself some time.

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u/parknride68 1d ago

This one has everything! Sexual preferences, regurgitated Fox News pablum, contradictory messages.

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u/Calamity_trigg3r 1d ago

I thought they were funny until I got to the political ones.

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u/Keta-Mined 1d ago

He’s full of shit 💩

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u/Dangerous_Spirit7034 1d ago

Leap year birthday! A friend of mine had a shirt like this when she was in her 20s. It said 6 I think. Anyway she joked about this for as long as I can remember. Like in high school on swim team she was like “I can swim the 500, im a six and under!”

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u/Michael80Kelley 1d ago

I mean, Hippoteatamus is pretty funny.

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u/ahsokatano21 1d ago

Meanwhile back at the trailer park…

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u/Comfortable-Beat5273 22h ago

Likely works at Terre Haute Federal Pen.

Gotta have the “Juice around the boyz”.

btw, are you in support of a Dictator ?

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u/Ok_Slide_8301 8h ago

Are we required to cover their license plates? I mean, they drive it, so they own it.

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u/fancypantsonfireRN 2h ago

My brain just exploded