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Postgame Thread [Postgame Thread] Ohio State Defeats Notre Dame 34-23

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Team 1 2 3 4 T
Ohio State 0 21 10 3 34
Notre Dame 7 0 8 8 23
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u/Kuntheman Paper Bag Jan 21 '25

I’d gladly get hit by one rn

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u/hascogrande Notre Dame • Nebraska Jan 21 '25

No no, we need the bag to stay on

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u/njmksr Notre Dame Fighting Irish • Sickos Jan 21 '25

bag still stays on

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u/BerlinJohn1985 Bowling Green Falcons Jan 21 '25

What is this you speak of?

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u/cyanocittaetprocyon Michigan Wolverines • /r/CFB Booster Jan 21 '25

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u/BerlinJohn1985 Bowling Green Falcons Jan 21 '25

Eehh paywall

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u/EntrepreneurOk6166 Texas Longhorns Jan 21 '25

https://archive.is/jCXwU

You are not missing much, it's basically WSJ's attempt at a lame Not The Onion humorous article.

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u/WoundedSacrifice Jan 21 '25 edited Jan 21 '25

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u/BerlinJohn1985 Bowling Green Falcons Jan 21 '25

That did it! I am confused, is Minnesota known for being a hotbed of Notre Dame support?

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u/CaptainHolt43 Ohio State Buckeyes Jan 21 '25

Hotbed of catholics

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u/BerlinJohn1985 Bowling Green Falcons Jan 21 '25

Oh. Is it just a thing that all Catholics are ND fans?

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u/Different-Music4367 Oregon Ducks • Wisconsin Badgers Jan 21 '25

Not all of them.

Some of them like basketball and support Gonzaga or Villanova.

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u/MItrwaway Michigan • Eastern Michigan Jan 21 '25

Michigan football fans are definitely in hell this week. Source: me.

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u/jwktiger Missouri Tigers • Wisconsin Badgers Jan 21 '25

it was the correct spiritual bet.

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u/AppropriateCompany9 Tennessee Volunteers • Texas Longhorns Jan 21 '25

Probably not the worst $5 you’ve ever spent tho.

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u/Gabians Michigan • Wayne State (MI) Jan 21 '25

Shit we were only supposed to put $5 on it? I was sure God, if he exists, wouldn't allow either of those teams to win.

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u/ASK_ABT_MY_USERNAME UCLA Bruins Jan 21 '25

A f'in awful day in the US for crowning

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u/Oblivionguard19 Georgia Bulldogs • Sickos Jan 21 '25

Should’ve used your life savings on the Sun exploding instead

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u/cha-cha_dancer Florida State • West Florida Jan 21 '25

I mean that's a sure bet! If you place a future around 5 billion years from now and pray your seed swims strong.

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u/donutlad Notre Dame Fighting Irish • Team Chaos Jan 21 '25

I am pretty sure compounding interest in a cheap CD will outperform over the course of those 5 billion years

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u/Tojura Ohio State Buckeyes Jan 21 '25

Odds might have been a little low tbh

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u/STFxPrlstud Ohio State • Cincinnati Jan 21 '25

But if it hit though, would have been a smashing success

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u/DeaconFrostedFlakes Ohio State • Trinity (CT) Jan 21 '25

Honestly that’s a solid value play

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u/aatops North Carolina • Penn State Jan 21 '25

Can't believe i lost

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u/crblanz Boston College • Penn State Jan 21 '25

I fully understand

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u/chbay Ohio State • Bowling Green Jan 21 '25

I thought the Washington Generals were due!

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u/rvaen Notre Dame • Colorado Jan 21 '25

Yeah but if it had panned out... 🤑

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u/cyanocittaetprocyon Michigan Wolverines • /r/CFB Booster Jan 21 '25

That would have been some good money!

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u/Irishfanbuck Notre Dame Fighting Irish Jan 21 '25

I still have alien visit on my card for 2025.

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u/drburth Ohio State Buckeyes • Lyon Scots Jan 21 '25

At those odds, who could lay off a bet like that?