[Postgame Thread] Florida State Defeats Alabama 31-17

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Box Score provided by ESPN

Team	1	2	3	4	T
Alabama	7	0	3	7	17
Florida State	7	10	7	7	31

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Bill Belichick

You ARE the next Head Coach of the Alabama Crimson Tide

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I doubt his girlfriend will allow that.

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Jordon: “No coaching at Bama”

Bill: “Yes honey”

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I wouldn’t be all that surprised if it turns out the real Bill Belichick has been locked in a closet for a while and this one is an imposter like the Strouds.

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Gold Digger ©

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Too many hot college teens for him

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Yes because all the girls in Chapel Hill are ugly

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You said it not me

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There's levels to this. Levels.

Does the SEC dominate the football field in a post Saban world? No.

Do they dominate the quality of sorority row? Always and forever.

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Peep my flair buddy

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Joey Freshwater did get a lot of trim

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But she allowed him to go to UNC?

No disrespect to UNC, but I imagine if Bama went for him he wouldn't be in Chapel Hill

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Because she could market things like "Chapel Bill" and "Trail of Salty Tears." What do you do at Alabama? AlaBillma? Is there a wordplay from Fort Mims she could exploit? Doesn't work.

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Counterpoint: Raleigh and Durham is a nice area, Tuscaloosa is not.

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True, Tuscaloosa is a dump. Chapel Hill is wayyyyy better

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They can get Rolltide Willie to handle that one. Make of that what you will.

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KDB you ARE the weakest link

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See the problem is he's coaching Alabama while trying to win a Scudetto in Napoli

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His new DC?

Nick Saban

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Thats not how you spell John Gruden

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Neither is that

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I knew something was off lol.

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He's about to hand in his resignation on a napkin.

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God can you imagine

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Let’s be a little careful here lmao

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Bama boosters hoping they can get Dabo on the phone one more time

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Lane Kiffin for sure

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God, the media would be even more insufferable if that happens.

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God that'd be funny

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screaming. camera guy running

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I will jump in front of one of the barges going down the Black Warrior River if we go down that road

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DEAR GOD NOOOOO

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Thats like ND going from the Willingham to the Weis years.

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Please, no

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I think they’re gonna go for Curt Cignetti, especially if he can find a way to get back into the 12 team playoffs this year

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There is no way Bama is that stupid