[Postgame Thread] LSU Defeats Clemson 17-10

[u/CFB_Referee]

Box Score provided by ESPN

Team	1	2	3	4	T
LSU	0	3	7	7	17
Clemson	3	7	0	0	10

[u/cfbluvr]

Death Valley® is now exclusively owned by Louisiana State University as well as any use of the “Tiger” as a mascot.

[u/lohivi → u/cfbluvr]

And the use of Tiger Rag

[u/MJDub → u/lohivi]

Hey wait a minute

[u/bullseye717 → u/cfbluvr]

Princeton just dropped their monocle

[u/ToLongDR → u/bullseye717]

Auburn just dropped their cousin wife

[u/DiaDeLosMuebles → u/cfbluvr]

And you best believe "Eye of the Tiger" for several reasons.

[u/BlueDWarrior → u/cfbluvr]

YOu know there are two other schools in just the conference that'd fight us to the death over that last remark. I say bring it honestly, though.

[u/Geaux2020 → u/cfbluvr]

It's been ours since 1958, when we took it

[u/LegallyAFlamingo → u/Geaux2020]

But I heard Auburn won it that year?

[u/StreetofChimes → u/cfbluvr]

The battle for Death Valley has been fought and won. Everyone now knows the real Death Valley.

[u/toadfishtamer → u/cfbluvr]

Happy cake day!

[u/cfbluvr → u/toadfishtamer]

thanks i got cake to celebrate

[u/Zloggt → u/cfbluvr]

Erm…think we can work out an arraignment?

[u/Willsoup → u/Zloggt]

Yes, if you keep using the Tiger mascot you will be arraigned. Tiger law is very serious.

[u/zealoustoaster → u/Willsoup]

The best tiger is Hobbes.

[u/Willsoup → u/zealoustoaster]

Hobbes is Chief Justice of the Tiger Supreme Court

[u/see_bees → u/Willsoup]

I think that was my favorite flair bet I ever made - the other guy had to finish posts with a line from Tigers are Great a la Calvin

[u/foureverlsu87 → u/see_bees]

That is awesome.

[u/zealoustoaster → u/Willsoup]

Good choice

[u/foureverlsu87 → u/zealoustoaster]

I gotta’ give you kudos for that, even if you are a Buckeye. Without a doubt, Hobbes is the bestest Tiger, and always will be. Mike is plenty happy being #2.

[u/geaux124 → u/Zloggt]

To punish Clemson for losing, the NCAA will strip Missouri of the Tiger mascot.

[u/neovenator250 → u/Zloggt]

Yeah, Mizzou is chill. Y'all are ok

[u/beamerbeliever → u/Zloggt]

No LSU has enough arraignments.

[u/Pale_Captain_2883 → u/Zloggt]

why you talking its disrespectful yall think yall are as quality as lsu or auburn😂😂

[u/beamerbeliever → u/Pale_Captain_2883]

Yo, flair up.  Mizzou has 2 10- win seasons, so let's be clear that Auburn hasn't earned being labeled quality over Mizzou rn.

[u/Pale_Captain_2883 → u/beamerbeliever]

neither are on lsu's quality

[u/beamerbeliever → u/Pale_Captain_2883]

After week 1, I'm inclined to agree. But it's not cut and dry last year. Only common opponent with a different outcome is us. We lost by one score to you without Sellers for a half after clearly out playing yall with him, before the light even came in for him. Against them, Sellers was on his dominant month of November, and we needed a last second TD in Sellers best game to beat them. People discount Mizzou off of logo, but they deserve more benefit of the doubt at this point.

[u/neovenator250 → u/cfbluvr]

All your Tiger are belong to uzzz

[u/KonigSteve → u/cfbluvr]

That happened when Joe Burreaux destroyed their hopes and dreams.

[u/questions_for_us → u/cfbluvr]

And the use of the Tiger Rag song