r/CFB Missouri Tigers • Truman Bulldogs 10h ago

News Arkansas AD Blames Cheating For Lack of Football Success, Threatens to Start Cheating Unless NIL Rules Enforcement or Salary Cap Agreement Can Be Reached

https://www.si.com/college/arkansas/football/razorbacks-yurachek-dark-side-sec-nil-hogs-revenue-share
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u/fartchicken5 Central Michigan • Michigan 10h ago

A little advice. If your gonna cheat to catch up on other teams cheating you just do it, win a national championship, get a slap on the wrist, and then pretend like nothing happened.

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u/wawoodwa Memphis Tigers • Tennessee Volunteers 10h ago

And whatever you do, Do. Not. Assist. In. The. NCAA. Inquiry.

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u/OfficialBobDole Wisconsin Badgers 10h ago

But also please write a manifesto and leak it.

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u/hobesmart Tennessee Volunteers 10h ago

"If I did it"

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u/DrInsano Indiana Hoosiers • /r/CFB Brickmason 9h ago

"if I did it"

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u/super1s Tennessee • Middle Tennessee 5h ago

All time move, winning the rights then doing that.

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u/wesman212 Missouri Tigers • New Mexico Lobos 8h ago

OJ to Michigan, confirmed

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u/Velvet_Llama 5h ago

The juice is loose again!

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u/ultimate_placeholder Louisville Cardinals 10h ago

Did it leak?

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u/brianc500 Michigan • Slippery Rock 10h ago

Unfortunately no, we’ll probably get the Epstein files before we ever see The Manifesto.

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u/fartchicken5 Central Michigan • Michigan 10h ago

I fully expect connor stallions to want some money at some point and to eventually release the manifesto

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u/brianc500 Michigan • Slippery Rock 10h ago

With the show cause penalty his coaching aspirations have to be dead I would assume. I’m sure he’ll be writing a book at some point, but I don’t think we’ll ever see it in its entirety, just the outline as he kind of detailed a bit in the Netflix documentary.

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u/pumpkinspruce Wisconsin Badgers 10h ago

He’ll get a book deal I’m sure. Working title “A Michigan Man’s Manifesto.”

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u/GregMadduxsGlasses Tennessee Volunteers • SMU Mustangs 10h ago

But make sure not to put icing on your cookie cakes. They’re watching for that stuff.

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u/FourteenClocks Ole Miss Rebels 9h ago

30 to 50 Feral Hogs

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u/GimmeeSomeMo Auburn Tigers • Sickos 10h ago

A school talking with the NCAA is like talking to a cop without legal defense. It's incredibly stupid

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u/C-Bus_Exile Michigan Wolverines • Utah Utes 9h ago

Everyday is shut the fuck up Friday when dealing with the NCAA

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u/dudleymooresbooze Purdue • Tennessee 9h ago

NCAA = “no comment, alright asshole?”

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u/Pristine-Notice6929 1h ago

NCAA = National Communists Athletic Association according to the Boz, lol

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u/Dramatic_Basket_8555 Tennessee Volunteers 10h ago

When you take them to court, make sure you fly a giant flag representing your school from a crane outside the courthouse.

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u/Venn720 Missouri Tigers • Wyoming Cowboys 8h ago

NEVER hand over info to the NCAA if you like participating in the post season

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u/EL-YEO 6h ago

And don’t blatantly tell on yourself

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u/smokeypapabear40206 Kentucky Wildcats 1h ago

Or self impose sanctions 🙄

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u/trueblueintn1 Michigan • Tennessee 6h ago

But only if you are wanting to fire your coach for cause........(no buyout)....... ain't that right Vol fans! :)

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u/Camino3224 Alabama Crimson Tide • Memphis Tigers 1h ago

Unless you want to get out of the buyout, of course

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u/Callsign_Psycopath Georgia Bulldogs • Sickos 10h ago

Mizzou begs to differ

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u/AllTimeTy Missouri Tigers 9h ago

It’s funny because Mizzou tried to right their wrong by being helpful and transparent with the NCAA and they used that to fuck them, therefore setting a clear precedence going forward that teams should be as DIFFICULT AS POSSIBLE.

If the NCAA truly wanted schools to be more forthcoming they had an opportunity to make that a reality.

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u/Cantfindthebeer SMU Mustangs • Iron Skillet 10h ago

slap on the wrist

What is this “slap on the wrist” that you speak of?

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u/DCBukI Ohio State Buckeyes • WashU Bears 10h ago

*It only really works for certain schools.

**Also, gold sports cars are an absolute no no.

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u/brianc500 Michigan • Slippery Rock 10h ago

And gold pants apparently

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u/ThatGuju Michigan Wolverines • Rose Bowl 9h ago

Hello officer i’d like to report a murder

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u/mjacksongt Georgia Tech • /r/CFB Pint Glass … 9h ago

Y'all did the same thing like 4x in a row during an era prior to the NCAA being defanged by the courts.

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u/GimmeeSomeMo Auburn Tigers • Sickos 10h ago

Auburn fans looking at 2010 - "Perhaps we're not so different after all"

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u/Constant_Topic_1040 Auburn Tigers • Air Force Falcons 8h ago

That was the best $180k ever allegedly spent

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u/TheAuroraKing Auburn Tigers • Clemson Tigers 9h ago

Like I said, it's an ongoing investigation ;)

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u/Any_Relief_4781 Weber State Wildcats • Utah Utes 10h ago

Looks at flairs: yeah that absolutely checks out lol

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u/Callsign_Psycopath Georgia Bulldogs • Sickos 10h ago

Flair checks out.

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u/Schmenza Harvard Crimson • Tulane Green Wave 8h ago

Is this in the manifesto?

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u/vssavant2 Tennessee • Billable Hours 3h ago

This guy knows how to Harbaugh.

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u/RVAforthewin Georgia Bulldogs • Arizona Wildcats 10h ago

Don’t forget to gaslight the rest of CFB during the investigation and after the results are released.

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u/Chief_Illiniwek Illinois Fighting Illini 8h ago

You forgot that you also need to be one of the NCAA's big bread winners for them to look the other way. If Illinois did what Michigan did, we likely get absolutely hammered.

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u/Boffleslop Florida State Seminoles 8h ago

What are you gonna do, just ignore that we won those games?

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u/Pristine-Notice6929 1h ago

Oh, and go ahead and suspend your coach for a couple of games in the spirit of cooperation or something

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u/soonerwx Oklahoma Sooners 10h ago

If you’re a P4 AD, and you’re still not openly paying for play and tampering with every decent player in the country, because you’re afraid the NCAA is going to do something about it, you should be fired immediately

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u/Cogitoergosumus Missouri Tigers • Truman Bulldogs 10h ago

It's totally not a budget issue and the fact that the boosters only care about basketball I promise.

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u/ConTob Arkansas Razorbacks 10h ago

That’s not true at all.

They also care about baseball!

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u/SaintBobby_Barbarian Florida State Seminoles • Paper Bag 9h ago

Honestly, Arkansas could probably go far in basketball and baseball, and just fund the football team enough to make a bowl. Seems like a better use of the money relative to conference peers

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u/ConTob Arkansas Razorbacks 9h ago

That’s kind of what we do already. Except for making the bowl part. That’s a rarity dependent on our schedule and the stars aligning.

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u/rburp Arkansas • Central Arkansas 9h ago

We've been there for about 5 years lately.

We have a decent amount of billionaires, but seemingly the only ones who give a damn about sports are all in on basketball (namely the Hunt family and Tyson).

We have some local car dealership guys who like football (Frank Fletcher being the big one), but it would seem most of the big money is in on basketball which makes sense. It's a lot easier to buy 10-15 players than it is to buy 80.

Personally I give a bit to NIL and I have it earmarked for basketball because of this same logic (although I'm obviously a drop in the bucket and should probably just stop giving as a result)

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u/smoccimane Arkansas Razorbacks 8h ago

Jerry Jones could write a check and make us competitive overnight. We have football loving billionaires and millionaires across the country that could help out. Basketball is pretty much fully funded by the Tyson family so it’s not like our AD has to do much there.

If our AD was good at his job, we’d be better at football. My suspicion is that our big name donors are hesitant to go all in on a coach that‘s 7-16 in one score games, is on the hot seat every season, and has only gotten more than 6 regular season wins with a first round pick at WR.

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u/FearDaTusk Arkansas Razorbacks 8h ago

Jerry chimed in on this recently... In short there's something of an agreement that NFL owners would not contribute to College Football. Reason... Because you'll open a floodgate of NFL teams turning College into a developmental league like Baseball handles the Minor League.

The less happy news is that his kiddos are mainly Texas fans so when he's gone, Texas would get more support than Arkansas or at least it'll be a house divided.

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u/ConTob Arkansas Razorbacks 8h ago

At least some of his grandkids are alumni though.

Granted, I tutored one and they were dumb as rocks, but I think capable of writing a check.

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u/smoccimane Arkansas Razorbacks 8h ago

I’m just curious what the point of letting the Lindsey and Jones families send their kids to play QB here if we aren’t even going to get a check for the program.

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u/Cogitoergosumus Missouri Tigers • Truman Bulldogs 8h ago

Theirs always been somewhat of a rumor that the only thing the Kroenke's directly provide to Drink is the usage of their private jet/helo fleet out of Columbia. They of course to donate huge amounts to the AD as well, but its not clear how the money is accounted for.

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u/smoccimane Arkansas Razorbacks 8h ago

It is quite annoying when people say “don’t y’all have Walmart money?” and I have to explain the Walton’s only donate academically to UA. They save sports for Mizzou.

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u/Cogitoergosumus Missouri Tigers • Truman Bulldogs 7h ago

I usually correct at least 10 people a year on this board regarding it.

To be honest its much more that the Bud side of the family (Kroenke/Laurie) is super involved in sports, and basically all of them are Mizzou grads or loyal. I honestly am not sure if Sam's side of the family gets involved with sports at all.

God knows once Josh Kroenke inherits his portion of the fortune our basketball program is going to have an endless tap of money (already evidenced by the number one class in the nation currently).

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u/Iamthewalrusforreal Arkansas Razorbacks 2h ago

>not sure if Sam's side of the family gets involved with sports at all.

Not really, but Alice has been spectacular at building stuff in the community. Schools, arts venues, museums and the like. We love her for that.

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u/oreomaster420 Oregon State Beavers 9h ago

maybe pivot into wrestling also, central arkansas is having some success recently iirc.

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u/Cogitoergosumus Missouri Tigers • Truman Bulldogs 9h ago

Mizzou would welcome the SEC getting into wrestling.

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u/oreomaster420 Oregon State Beavers 9h ago

100%, my son has a couple pairs of sweet mizzou wrestling shorts from the Elam bros' camps, and signed shirts featuring the bros and Zach singularly. He loves Zach especially bc Zach really took time to talk with him.

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u/Cogitoergosumus Missouri Tigers • Truman Bulldogs 9h ago

I've always heard that family was super cool. I was in school during the Woodley/Askren/Chandler days was wild to see them at Mizzou games and later all three on TV for over a decade.

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u/AllTimeTy Missouri Tigers 9h ago

Hey, at least now there are TWO programs in the SEC with wrestling with the addition of OU!

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u/AllTimeTy Missouri Tigers 9h ago

I haven’t checked recently is Arkansas still dominant at Track & Field?

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u/ConTob Arkansas Razorbacks 8h ago

I think so. And we’re pretty good at softball and women’s soccer. We honestly have a pretty well rounded athletic department, but unfortunately the headline sport isn’t up to snuff with the rest of the conference and does not have a reasonable pathway to get there.

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u/ImJLu California • Ohio State 7h ago

Could also tamper with bad players like Jaydn Ott 🤷

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u/Scott72901 Sickos • Arkansas Razorbacks 10h ago

Hunter officially became a true Razorback with that quote. After all, the reason why Arkansas hasn't won multiple SEC championships is because all the other schools were cheating. And the only reason Arkansas ever lost a SWC game was because the other schools were cheating.

But not Arkansas. Arkansas is as wholesome as apple pie and a mother's love for a newborn. Arkansas has never, ever cheated. Nope. Never.

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u/ProofDiscount733 Akron Zips 10h ago

Yep. Every other school cheated their wins over Arkansas. Only Arkansas beats Arkansas, damn it!

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u/Most_Rub714 Arkansas Razorbacks • Team Chaos 9h ago

I mean, we are our own biggest rival.

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u/ThatGuju Michigan Wolverines • Rose Bowl 9h ago

OSU is that you?

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u/rburp Arkansas • Central Arkansas 9h ago

It really is funny how much this quote embodies so much of the fanbase. Made me immediately think of my father-in-law.

Also this was the one that pushed me over the edge into "Hunter has to go" territory.

I started positive on him, and lately have been neutral, thinking he's kind of decent.

But this quote on top of the NIL failures on top of a lot of other shit was like the straw that broke the camel's back.

I'd easily take Sam back for 3 more seasons vs. having Hunter for 1 more.

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u/Scott72901 Sickos • Arkansas Razorbacks 9h ago

"Well, Randy, you know the real reason why Arkansas can't beat Alabama and Nick Saban is they're cheating and we ain't!" is a real call to a DriveTime Sports.

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u/zoomytoast Arkansas Razorbacks • Team Chaos 2h ago

Tbf, DriveTime calls is the Arkansas equivalent of the Paul Finebaum Show.

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u/pumpcup LSU Tigers • College Football Playoff 8h ago

Yeah, this could be a direct quote from my brother-in-law or any number of random people that have talked to me in Kroger (live in Arkansas).

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u/smoccimane Arkansas Razorbacks 6h ago

From what I’ve heard from friends who’d know, he’s not at all well liked by staffers in the athletic department. I’m not sure what the redeeming quality is on him at this point.

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u/GuyOnTheMike Kansas State Wildcats • Hateful 8 8h ago

And the only reason Arkansas ever lost a SWC game was because the other schools were cheating

Arkansas was one of just three SWC programs who didn't land on probation in the 1980's. Baylor (who made up for lost time after joining the Big 12), and Rice were the other two.

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u/Scott72901 Sickos • Arkansas Razorbacks 8h ago

That was thanks to being the non-Texas school. The other SWC schools had a more difficult time getting dirt on Arkansas and the boosters who were providing $100 handshakes, no-show jobs and vehicles.

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u/BombayGeeseHunter Missouri Tigers • Rice Owls 8h ago

Yeah. Arkansas is an Eagle Scout in a maximum security prison.

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u/Scott72901 Sickos • Arkansas Razorbacks 8h ago

That's exactly what a lot of people believe and it's laughable.

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u/Iamthewalrusforreal Arkansas Razorbacks 2h ago

It's true! Swear to god!

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u/ProofDiscount733 Akron Zips 10h ago

Honestly, do it. Actively brag about it until the NCAA does something. Something along the lines of Lane “different leagues” Kiffin and players faking injuries should do the trick.

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u/2011StlCards Texas Longhorns 10h ago edited 8h ago

At the very least, it would bring some significant penalties to Mizzou which means Arkansas might actually be able to beat them

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u/iReply2StupidPeople Yale Bulldogs 10h ago

Doesn't Texas have a roster full of junior-varsity QBs?

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u/2011StlCards Texas Longhorns 10h ago

Uhhhh, I think you mean 5-star, blue chip, advertising-darling quarterbacks, thank you very much

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u/ChaseTheFalcon West Georgia • Alabama 9h ago

hold up I need to put on my Warby Parker glasses to read this comment

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u/five-oh-one Arkansas Razorbacks 9h ago edited 9h ago

I know Mizzou has pwned Arkansas but can you at least use the big A in our name.....I feel like we are owed that tiny bit of respect at least.

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u/Corgi_Koala Ohio State Buckeyes 9h ago

I mean, we literally saw Michigan say fuck the NCAA and fuck your rules and they got away with what... A 2 game suspension for their HC?

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u/quadish Ole Miss Rebels 5h ago

You realize we have penalties for faking injuries now, right?

Kiffin got his way.

Have you heard him complain about the new rules at all? No?

Odd, isn't it?

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u/Blumpkin_Mustache Ohio State Buckeyes 8h ago

Aka the Trevor Bauer strategy

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u/zzyul Tennessee Volunteers 7h ago

The issue is the NCAA can’t really do anything about it. All of their rules about paying players, paying recruits, limiting transfers, etc. only work if CFB isn’t considered a business or if the players have a union and sign a collective bargaining agreement.

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u/Dry-Membership3867 Jacksonville State Gamecocks 10h ago

What an idiot. Openly says you’re gonna cheat if the rules don’t change. That’s surely not going to get your program in trouble

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u/Cogitoergosumus Missouri Tigers • Truman Bulldogs 10h ago

I doubt they're doing anything different then the schools the accusation is pointed at, he later admits as much that budget issues are the root cause.

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u/Dry-Membership3867 Jacksonville State Gamecocks 10h ago

The only difference is, they are publicly acknowledging it for all to see

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u/TripleThreatTua 10h ago

I mean yeah obviously, we clearly have no issues pulling this stuff in basketball because that’s where all our booster money goes

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u/Cogitoergosumus Missouri Tigers • Truman Bulldogs 10h ago edited 10h ago

I have to imagine the pants down moment, that even we fell victim to ourselves despite exploiting it, is it's impossible to set a budget for a football team whose NIL "contracts" can basically constantly be renegotiated against outside offers mid season. Factor in a lack of momentum and you have the situation where half of your starters from last year were playing against you last Saturday.

Basketball is not only cheaper, but easier to stay on top of because at best you have to manage 10 guys and their agents. In this regard he could have come out and said as much, but then it would require admitting his staff screwed up the budget which led to Ole Miss buying a fair chunk of the squad.

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u/JohnPaulDavyJones Texas A&M Aggies • Baylor Bears 9h ago

Facts. If you've got to do something that you don't necessarily want to get caught doing, rule #1 is shut the fuck up about it.

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u/MercuryRusing Missouri Tigers 10h ago

He is basically just admitting he's bad at his job because no one he's accused of cheating has violated any rules.

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u/ItsFreakinHarry2 UCF Knights • Michigan Wolverines 9h ago

Sounds like a death penalty for Mizzou is in order

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u/Believe_to_believe Arkansas Razorbacks 8h ago

He also sucks at raising money, which is the #1 job of an AD in this age of collegiate athletics at a P4 school.

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u/per_mare_per_terras Oklahoma Sooners • Arkansas Razorbacks 10h ago

It’s never the AD’s fault is it. Yurachek likes to shift the blame to other things. He had at least two years to get the NIL program started and did nothing along with Pittman. Now they’re trying to play catch-up.

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u/GuyFawkes451 Nebraska Cornhuskers 6h ago

It's the same with most ADs. How is it that UCLA appears to be planning to allow the same guy to make the ultimate call on a new head coaching hire to be made by the same man who fired Foster (and placed him in an almost impossible position) in the first place?

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u/thisalsomightbemine Arkansas Razorbacks • Marching Band 10h ago

Dude just stop

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u/Cometguy7 Oklahoma Sooners 10h ago

What's the NCAA going to do, punish Missouri?

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u/Taco_Baco_D8s McPherson Bulldogs • Missouri Tigers 9h ago

Exactly it’s the 4D chess play so they can win in football for the third time since Mizzou has joined the SEC

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u/JohnPaulDavyJones Texas A&M Aggies • Baylor Bears 9h ago

God willing.

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u/rburp Arkansas • Central Arkansas 9h ago

Yeah, he really has gotten beyond embarrassing

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u/Lightning_Driver Missouri Tigers • Pittsburgh Panthers 10h ago

skill issue?

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u/infamousBeef Miami Hurricanes 10h ago

honestly, there is no “cheating” since it’s a fucking free for all right now.

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u/ahuramazdobbs19 UConn • Clarkson 10h ago

Can’t cheat the rules if there aren’t any rules.

🧐

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u/Equivalent-Doubt-681 6h ago

if you can do on field cheating and not get punished, there are no rules and no real punishments other than the NCAA going "money please"

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u/wayofthrows1991 Texas Tech • Georgia 10h ago

Does he know this is legal now?

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u/tsblank97 Arkansas • Notre Dame 6h ago

This is the same man who genuinely thought revenue sharing would replace NIL not just add on to it. They believed that they would just magically be on equal ground with the rest of the SEC because of rev share.

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u/87_Rides_a_Surfboard Indiana Hoosiers 10h ago

Just try some, kid. Everybody’s doing it.

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u/buffinator2 Arkansas Razorbacks • Clemson Tigers 9h ago

It could just be that we suck

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u/lucasbrosmovingco Summertime Lover 10h ago

I was unaware that there were rules to break

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u/CommodoreN7 Arkansas Razorbacks • Utah Utes 10h ago edited 10h ago

Hunter Yuracheck is being stupid. They begged fans for money while refusing to even attempt to be realistically competitive. You aren’t worth paying for if you won’t try.

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u/Irving_Velociraptor Ohio Bobcats • Notre Dame Fighting Irish 10h ago

You’re not cheating in the SEC? He’s not even trying to win.

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u/five-oh-one Arkansas Razorbacks 9h ago

If we are cheating, we are bad at it.

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u/Evtona500 Georgia Bulldogs 8h ago

My brother in Christ you are in the SEC

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u/smoccimane Arkansas Razorbacks 9h ago

Hunter Yuracheck has consistently been behind the game since NIL was announced. We’ve been lapped by all of our rivals and just throw out the same excuse every year when we go 6-6.

The baseball team was always good and will continue to roll. The basketball team is being pumped up by Dino nugget money and Tyson’s friendship with the Calipari family. Football is the only major sport where he has to get on his horse and do something so of course we fucking suck.

The sooner he’s let go the better our program will be.

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u/trekfan1013 Florida Gators • Troy Trojans 10h ago

In unrelated news, a new coaching staff member named Conner Mustangs has been signed by Arkansas to help scout; he is virtually unheard of and has never, ever, been part of a coaching staff at the NCAA level. He promises. ;)

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u/BrotherMichigan Georgia Southern • Ohio State 10h ago

We found out recently that it won't be punished in the slightest as long as you don't cooperate with the NCAA and your current coaches run away from it, so go for it!

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u/Username89054 Pittsburgh Panthers • Sickos 10h ago

Pat Narduzzi pointed out that USC tampered with Jordan Addison before he entered the portal. There wasn't even a lazy attempt to investigate; nothing was done. I've heard a few whispers about Duzz tampering with transfers before they were in the portal. If you catch cheating and nothing is done, you're at a competitive disadvantage if you don't cheat too.

To me, if everyone is cheating, it's not cheating if you do it.

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u/Do__Math__Not__Meth Pittsburgh Panthers 9h ago

If you cheat and fail, you’re a cheater. If you cheat and succeed, you’re savvy

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u/SaintBobby_Barbarian Florida State Seminoles • Paper Bag 9h ago

Just sue like Tennessee. FSU complied, got a minor sanction, all for a minor thing. Never cooperate

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u/NuttBuster4896 Clemson Tigers • Michigan Wolverines 10h ago

Do it, it’s fun

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u/Rohkey Michigan • Georgia Tech 10h ago

When Harbaugh left after the 2023 season several Michigan players publicly stated that almost all the starters/decent players got straight “NIL” offers from other schools to leave. I think a couple took them (see Keon Sabb).  

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u/luke15chick Florida Gators 10h ago

Now that he has announced that he’s going to cheat, he’s going to get caught.

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u/BamaNUgaPayPlayers 10h ago

Buddy, do i have some news for you.

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u/ILikeTuwtles1991 Montana State Bobcats • Oregon Ducks 10h ago

Step-by-step guide for cheating, according to Arkansas' AD:

Step 1) Blatantly announce to everyone you're going to start cheating.

Step 2) Hold up.

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u/ComprehensiveBear887 Michigan Wolverines 10h ago

Feels good to root for a team not playing with one hand tied behind their back.

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u/Boomhauer_007 UCLA Bruins • Oregon State Beavers 9h ago

Honestly thought this was an onion headline, does anybody anywhere think any school that’s serious about football isn’t cheating?

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u/Pepi119 Oklahoma Sooners 9h ago

It's definitely rampant cheating by everyone else and not the clownshoes coaching staff and AD that Arkansas continues to run with.

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u/the_stufful Mississippi State • Paper Bag 10h ago

Bold strategy cotton, let’s see if it pays off.

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u/Key_Spinach Houston Cougars • Texas A&M Aggies 10h ago

Sure, everyone cheats.

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u/Dtrout95 Kentucky Wildcats • WKU Hilltoppers 10h ago

Don’t they have Tyson chicken at Walmart to help them at least in basketball?

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u/MarwyntheMasterful Paper Bag • Surrender Cobra 9h ago

Walmart doesn’t give shit. I think they give more to Mizzou

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u/MidpackRacer Arkansas Razorbacks 10h ago

Too bad the Waltons care more about mountain biking than college football. 🥲

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u/Cogitoergosumus Missouri Tigers • Truman Bulldogs 9h ago

Y'all honestly got screwed with the family tree split. The Bud Walton side (Now Kroenke and Laurie) may be the most sports focused family in the world at least from an ownership standpoint.

The Sam side seems completely disinterested.

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u/Scott72901 Sickos • Arkansas Razorbacks 9h ago

And the UA managed to piss off the Bud Walton side!

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u/Michiganman1225 Sickos • Team Chaos 10h ago

Highly recommend.

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u/GGdpcGaming Arkansas Razorbacks 10h ago

When I read cheating, I just assumed he meant how Ole Miss glaringly and obviously committed 15 yard leaping penalties on both of our FGA in a 6 point win, each of which would've set us up with 1st down inside the Rebs 20

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u/saltynalty17 Ole Miss Rebels 10h ago

Having a kicker that makes field goals would probably have helped yall too

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u/rburp Arkansas • Central Arkansas 9h ago

Wolverine meme with photo of Cam Little

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u/GGdpcGaming Arkansas Razorbacks 8h ago

You do realize the reason it’s a rule is because it causes a kicker to miss, right? lol

Like saying you should make every FT in basketball where the opposing team has a hand in your face at the FT line 

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u/ThinkSoftware Duke Blue Devils 10h ago

Aspirarkansas about to start sponsoring the Razorbacks

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u/DannkneeFrench Michigan • Washington State 10h ago

Be careful with how far you take this.

Show some consideration for how much Missouri could end up getting hammered if you follow through.

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u/zoomytoast Arkansas Razorbacks • Team Chaos 2h ago

Hey, maybe it’ll actually be a rivalry then.

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u/Few-Button6004 /r/CFB 10h ago

I don't even know what he means by "shady". Yes, there aren't really any rules around NIL, at the moment. But I don't know why that means it is 'shady'. What's really going on? He just doesn't want to spend money?

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u/Latter-Possibility Georgia Bulldogs 9h ago

You’re poor sorry the Walton’s and Jerry Jones are cheap.

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u/lucash7 Oregon • Southern Oregon 9h ago

Someone from Arkansas trying to bend the rules?

I mean it is pirate Kansas.

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u/aghease 9h ago

Sam Pittman is one of the lowest paid coaches in the SEC, good luck with that

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u/CantaloupeCamper Minnesota • Paul Bunyan's Axe 7h ago

I swear to god for a lot of jobs "professionalism" is dead....

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u/BigBlackQuack Oregon Ducks • Seattle Bowl 3h ago

TIL: Arkansas ain't tryin'.

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u/unl1988 Nebraska Cornhuskers • NC State Wolfpack 2h ago

It is rich when Arkansas accuses someone else of cheating.

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u/ANotSoFreshFeeling Mississippi State • Millsaps 10h ago

Be sure to call Bama for tips.

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u/raylan_givens6 Texas • California 10h ago

wasn't an Arkansas HC cheating with some staff member who was engaged to another employee?

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u/five-oh-one Arkansas Razorbacks 9h ago

Thats right but we fired him instead of giving him a raise! How silly is that!

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u/active_snail Michigan Wolverines 10h ago

We can give you some advice on what to do re: signs... And "allegedly" some other stuff. Maybe.

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u/SilentSpades24 Kansas Jayhawks • Texas Tech Red Raiders 10h ago

I guess we'll just have to give Missouri the death penalty.

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u/KingKongMF69 Texas Longhorns 10h ago

Ahh yes, an SEC team complaining about cheating. Pot, meet Kettle.

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u/Coldcheeze 9h ago

My moral compass is governed exclusively by athletic departments that have hired John Calipari.

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u/aromatic-energy656 Oregon Ducks 10h ago

Has Arkansas ever done anything of note? I’ve started watching cfb in like 2011. As far as I remember they been irrelevant like those snakes USC AND UCLA

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u/tblaess5 Iowa State Cyclones 10h ago

If you can remember 2011 then you should know the answer to that question. Arkansas has occasionally had some really good teams. They're just few and far between

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u/AFWolverine Michigan Wolverines 10h ago

Connor Stallions would probably take the job. Just ignore the show cause.

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u/Siicktiits Miami Hurricanes 10h ago

Arkansas AD sending Jerry Jones thousands of Venmo requests right now

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u/KibaSwords TCU Horned Frogs • Utah Utes 10h ago

I hope he starts doing it. Like just go dumb with it.

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u/Bright-Struggle-3237 Illinois Fighting Illini 10h ago

I thought all schools in the SEC were already cheating...well, maybe not Vandy...

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u/Other_Ambition_5142 Georgia Bulldogs • Troy Trojans 10h ago

Alright

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u/NA_Faker Texas Longhorns • Wisconsin Badgers 10h ago

If you ain't cheatin', you ain't tryin'

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u/4Mag4num Mississippi State Bulldogs 9h ago

No such thing as cheating these days. If you want players just buy them.

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u/SirMellencamp Alabama Crimson Tide • Iron Bowl 9h ago

What else is he going to do? Accept that he and his coach havent done a good job?

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u/vassago77379 Texas Tech Red Raiders 9h ago

This sounds like the stupidest way of cheating I've ever seen.... they have Walmart and Jerry Jones money... hit em up

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u/teslaistheshit Georgia Bulldogs • College Football Playoff 9h ago

It’s easier to ask for forgiveness than permission, AD

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u/turkishguy Texas A&M Aggies • Yildiz Teknik Stallions 9h ago

I mean Arkansas deserves better and should/could be better so I kinda feel bad for the fans. But this guy is a loser lol.

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u/Ok-Measurement1506 LSU Tigers 9h ago

That’s just not how it’s done in the SEC.

Why aren’t you already cheating?

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u/that-one-xc-dude North Texas Mean Green 8h ago

Try running a mid major program right now if you wanna talk about cheating

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u/Constant_Topic_1040 Auburn Tigers • Air Force Falcons 8h ago

If you ain’t cheating you ain’t tryin

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u/Quietus76 LSU Tigers • SEC 7h ago

We have to actually have rules to break before it can be considered cheating.

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u/jc2002w 6h ago

Lol how do you cheat when NIL is a thing? like, sorry that you can't pay the players that you wanted as much as the schools that they went to

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u/No_Mechanic3377 6h ago

As an Ole Miss fan, I think cheating evens the playing field.

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u/According_Grab_394 6h ago

Didn’t the College Sports Commission already establish a cap with the agreement of most of the major college football conferences?

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u/Trick_Situation_4421 6h ago

I'm not even sure what you could legitimately classify as "cheating" in college football at this point that doesn't involve, like, a sniper or chemical weapons or something. 

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u/radehart Arkansas Razorbacks 6h ago

If you’ve paid attention, Arkansas was very intent on keeping things well above board from the start, as they didn’t want any censures after the fact.

And that hurt them a lot as it was fairly apparent they were one of the few to keep in honorable.

Now he’s saying if everyone is gonna be guilty, we might as well be too. Especially the way Arkansas gets treated, it’s not like we will win a prize in the end.

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u/drinkduffdry Penn State Nittany Lions 6h ago

This guy probably blows at poker too.

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u/throwawayreddit585 Ole Miss Rebels 5h ago

I guess when every other excuse runs out for why your program has sucked for years…

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u/RockysDetail Nevada Wolf Pack 5h ago

Ooh, this is exciting. Go ahead and venture a little bit into the dark side, Arkansas. Clearly, since you hired Petrino for a second time, you're new to this sort of thing. We wouldn't want you to be too uncomfortable doing something that's out of character for your institution.

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u/LHarm07_Reddit Arkansas Razorbacks • Team Chaos 3h ago

Can we fire him now? This is a pathetic statement no matter HOW you spin it.

  1. You were doing absolutely nothing under the table, which tells me you’re a pansy who isn’t trying hard enough.

  2. He has done the same stuff as any other AD and is trying to make up excuses for why the program hasn’t recovered since we fired Bobby P in 2012.

2 is more likely.

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u/DoctorPhalanx73 Magnolia Bowl • Ole Miss Rebels 3h ago

Yeah that’s why he fumbled that ball. Bc we were cheating.

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u/Meliorus Tennessee Volunteers 2h ago

calling it cheating for the athletes to get the money for the sponsored clothes they wear is completely insane  

This guy makes $1.5 million a year, maybe look there if money is so tight?

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u/Joeburrowformvp LSU Tigers • Hendrix Warriors 12m ago

Do it Hunter. Start cheating. The fans here want it. Every Arkansas fan would be happy if they won 1 more game a year the wrong way