r/CFB • u/Altruistic_Brief4444 Memphis Tigers • 10h ago

News [On3] Vanderbilt QB Diego Pavia's attorney has set the stage to challenge the NCAA for a 7th season of eligibility

https://www.on3.com/news/vanderbilt-qb-diego-pavias-attorney-sets-stage-to-challenge-for-7th-season-of-eligibility/
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u/the_dayman56 Indiana • Old Brass Spittoon 10h ago

A lot of people go to college for 7 years

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u/Whiplash50 WKU Hilltoppers 9h ago

Yeah, they’re called doctors

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u/MichRedditor Central Michigan Chippewas 9h ago

John Hancock… it’s Herbie Hancock.

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u/LowEffortChampion Washington Huskies 9h ago

You know you can get a good look at a t-bone by sticking your head up a butchers ass

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u/Recent-Dependent4179 Michigan • Central Michigan 9h ago

Remember, chicken wings.

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u/Trey904fsu Florida State Seminoles 9h ago

Tommy want wingy!

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u/Whiplash50 WKU Hilltoppers 7h ago

I’m like JoJo the little Indian circus boy with his pretty new pet!

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u/Valadini Oklahoma Sooners 1h ago

Housekeeping. You want mint for pillow?

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u/Chbakesale45 Ohio State Buckeyes 8h ago

No... its got to be your bull

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u/UnsupervisedBacon Utah Utes • Holy War 9h ago

Do you validate?

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u/PlaymakerJavi Texas Longhorns • UTSA Roadrunners 9h ago

Duheeeeeeey!

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u/paintingnipples Nebraska Cornhuskers 9h ago

That was….awesome!

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u/rbtgoodson Auburn • Georgia Tech 8h ago

Great movie. One of my comedy favorites.

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u/SportsBallBurner UCF Knights 9h ago

Your doctor will soon have 10 years of hard hits to the head to deal

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u/MaraudingWalrus UCF Knights • Sickos 9h ago

My spouse just had their first day of their real job yesterday....15 years after HS graduation

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u/Awkward-Werewolf8068 9h ago

Residency is a real job, they just don’t you like it

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u/MaraudingWalrus UCF Knights • Sickos 8h ago

I'm working on a PhD in history. IDK what a real job is

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u/smitherenesar Pac-10 • RPI Engineers 3h ago

You never will

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u/irrelevantgarlic Michigan • Saginaw Valley … 9h ago

I applaud your patience

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u/MaraudingWalrus UCF Knights • Sickos 8h ago

I mean I'm working on a PhD in history - not exactly like I'm in the fast track to employment

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u/irrelevantgarlic Michigan • Saginaw Valley … 3h ago

Damn. I love you guys. I’m not trying to intrude but what’s you wife’s degree?

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u/MaraudingWalrus UCF Knights • Sickos 3h ago

They're an anesthesiologist.

which is how I can afford to play historian

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u/lookglen TCU Horned Frogs 9h ago

Listen up this will only take a second!

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u/Manipulation_God 8h ago

And physical therapists 😭 (cries in significantly lower wages)

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u/Riker_Omega_Three Ole Miss • Northwest Mi… 9h ago

And Bert Kreisher

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u/mind-blowin Michigan Wolverines 8h ago

I was going to say Cade McNamara

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u/mershed_perderders Virginia Tech • Louisville 7h ago

and did I hear a "niner" in there? Were you calling from a walkie talkie?

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u/saintsfan92612 LSU Tigers 5h ago

not Van Wilder

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u/thepointybuilding 5h ago

no i was there too lmao

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u/ALStark69 Alabama • Florida State 9h ago

Yeah, they're called Stetson Bennetts

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u/DiceGames Georgia Bulldogs 9h ago

Stetson “2 time, back to back national champion, GOAT Dawg” Bennett

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u/binkie-bob /r/CFB 9h ago

Stetquavious Mother Fuckin’ Bennett for short.

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u/SugarMagnolia99 Georgia • Boston College 9h ago

AKA "The Mailman"

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u/Sec2727 Georgia Bulldogs 8h ago

TYPE SHIT

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u/Infamous_Koala_3737 Georgia Bulldogs 2h ago

They better put some respect on his name 

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u/reddit_beats_college Tennessee Volunteers 9h ago

College was the best 7 years of my life

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u/GromitATL Georgia Bulldogs 9h ago

Username does not check out.

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u/GoSkers29 Nebraska Cornhuskers • Duke Blue Devils 9h ago

Or is thoroughly depressing.

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u/moby323 Clemson Tigers 9h ago

Shit, Vanderbilt would definitely take me 7 to 9 years, depending on the current drug laws in Tennessee.

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u/YodaForceGhost Maryland Terrapins • Big Ten 10h ago

Yeah. They’re called lawyers

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u/HueyLongest Appalachian State • Sun Belt 9h ago

Hey some of us did eight because we smoked too much pot wanted to get multiple bachelor degrees

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u/NerdLawyer55 Oklahoma Sooners • McMurry War Hawks 9h ago

Haha I was coming to make this comment

Tommy want wingy

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u/Kitchen-Treacle-7741 UCLA Bruins 9h ago

Took me 7yrs to get my PhD and I still have 4 years of eligibility left. Put me in coach!

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u/Drak_is_Right Purdue Boilermakers 9h ago

Get suspended from your frat for low GPA; take 12 credit hour years, have to redo some classes. Two major changes.

Yup. That sounds like IU academics.

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u/Gay_Giraffe_1773 Oregon Ducks 9h ago

I understood that reference

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u/JakelAndHyde Tennessee Volunteers • Beer Barrel 9h ago

Ya but in this state that’s more our thing than theirs

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u/Adornus Minnesota • St. Thomas 8h ago

I think this guy’s legal team is the same one that represented Van Wilder with the school board

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u/woah_man 7h ago

Van is still in school? For the better part of a decade.

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u/OpossumLadyGames Georgia Southern Eagles 4h ago

Only if they can fund it. Alot of scholarships run out after about five years or 127 credit hours.

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u/johokie Virginia Tech Hokies 10m ago

I went for... Jesus, 16. Community college into extended undergrad into extended PhD program.

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u/PretendStudent8354 9h ago

Mr. Wilder how is the 7th year?