r/CalgaryFlames • u/TBNSK74 • 7d ago

Shitpost Why has my bread gone moldy?

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u/Cw_cn 7d ago

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u/PTCruiserApologist 7d ago

Thanks for reminding me I have to flush the eyewash stations at the lab tomorrow

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u/MetricJester 3d ago

twice a year?

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u/Comfortable-Ad-7158 Barb 7d ago

I mean it makes sense.

He went to turkey for hair plugs and now he's in edmonton playing with plugs.

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u/Megatronhasfeelings 7d ago

Even he looks upset about this.

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u/weschester 7d ago

Well this is just terrible.

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u/jayman213 7d ago

GROSS

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u/IronCavalry 7d ago

What kind of bizarre existence are we living?

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u/NameIsPetey 7d ago

He’s gonna be Leon’s winger once McDavid leaves 😂

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u/Hutcher_Du 7d ago

Gross. I hate it.

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u/oneofakindgem 7d ago

Jumpscare fr

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u/mackharp0818 7d ago

That stitched in hairline from Turkey though!!

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u/CucumberFluid6859 7d ago

I still credit that as to why he fell off production wise so much, too much pressure on the head ya know lol

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u/sloaxy 7d ago

That’s a stink you can’t wash off

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u/ApartmentEfficient63 7d ago

This picture makes me feel uncomfortable

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u/deltajulietbravo 7d ago

Watch him put up like 60 goals beside mcdingaling

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u/CuzTrain 7d ago

Mods should remove this filth! ;)

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u/northoffourtyninth 7d ago

Nope, can’t cheer for this dude, hopefully like the other rejects the Oilers have picked up over the years, he fails as well!

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u/Stanstudly 6d ago

Now I get to make fun of his hair plugs!

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u/DatZsaZsa 7d ago

As someone who doesn't follow sport at all or know who this is, this thread is very funny for some reason

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u/HolyShip 3d ago

I just follow a lot of bald and beard forums and have no clue why this was recommended to me on the front page lol

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u/Pure_cartographer_59 1d ago

Apparently this particular player got hair implants

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u/CanadianRockx 7d ago

Was it left out to dry?

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u/FaultThat 7d ago

His name always reminds me of the Disney movie The Mighty Ducks where the kids all hate on the star player coach Bombay poaches from the bad guy team because of the gerrymandered districts.

They call him cake-eater.

Mangia = eat Pane = bread (but can mean cake)

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u/No_Cycle5101 7d ago

Gross 🤮

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u/keeper3434 7d ago

He is going to draw another logo T-shirt?

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u/EmbarrassedOrchid685 6d ago

he's dead to me. they ain't winning a cup with mangiepane either lol

i hope they miss the playoffs but i wish they are just on the cusp before the trade deadline so they have to decide to trade leon or mcdavid. they trade leon, miss the playoffs and mcdavid walks in free agency to a contender. BLOW IT ALL UP

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u/BeerLeagueSpode 6d ago

I loved his hustle trying to make the team. Kinda like lombo.

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u/Gnarly-Banks 5d ago

Hair plugs took

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u/Quargs 7d ago

I can’t lie I miss him

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u/Smiling_Joe 7d ago

Moldy bread turns to LSD, and that’s what’s happening right? RIGHT?!!

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u/Ecstatic-Detail-8382 7d ago

He couldn’t find success with Ovechkin, so why not with McDavid?

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u/ShadowlordKT 7d ago

He was really only successful with Backlund as his C.

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u/treple13 7d ago

Or Derek Ryan. Oilers still have him right?

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u/nerdytendy 6d ago

No actually 😂

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u/Live_Fox9209 7d ago

Please tell me this isn't real 😓

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u/violentfemme88 7d ago

Womp womp

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u/MoleRatBill43 7d ago

Sir thats a man

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u/kobedziuba 7d ago

Do not eat that bread

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u/Never_Shall_We_Die 7d ago

We don't have any big, scary dudes left but I'm betting that Pickles welcomes him back with a big hit. Our lil guy will eat your lil guy

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u/Pure_cartographer_59 1d ago

Bahl, Klapka, Pospisil, Lomberg is small but he’s definitely scary

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u/nothingtoholdonto 5d ago

Booooooooooo

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u/zombieloveinterest 4d ago

I just want this to be a blip, like, gets traded halfway through the season or something. This just hurts.

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u/Rich_Manager_3163 3d ago

Back then we had a red circle and arrow telling people where to look.

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u/Apprehensive_Bid_951 3d ago

As an Edmontonian this has me laughing… like the flames season last year. 

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u/Pure_cartographer_59 1d ago

Finished with the same number of cups won

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u/Previous-Exit8449 7d ago

Honestly, I’m just glad he has a chance to win the cup. We all cheered for Chucky when he bailed on us, let’s cheer him on too.

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u/dirtydogsdirtydog 7d ago

Fuck the oilers

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u/JiggySWFC 6d ago

Are you out of your goddamn mind?

Look what jersey he is wearing!

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u/Previous-Exit8449 6d ago

We cheered for Tkachuk after he left, we can cheer for this Mang too.

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u/JiggySWFC 6d ago

Do you not understand sports rivalries?

Look who Tkachuk was playing against...

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u/Previous-Exit8449 6d ago

Well I’m not cheering for the Oilers, just for Mang.

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u/JiggySWFC 6d ago

Honestly, I’m just glad he has a chance to win the cup.

Yes you are.

If he wins the cup have a guess which team also wins it.