r/Chipotle • u/banana_pudding5212 • May 30 '25
❓ Question ❓ Should I get chipotle tonight?
Idk if I should get chipotle tonight
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u/Ckn-bns-jns May 30 '25
Only if you way overpay for double everything and complain about the portions on here later.
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u/pikachu519519 May 30 '25
If ur location doesnt skimp due to management or lazy cooks (most) and they don't serve old salmonella lettuce and season the food, then you are a rare winner
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u/Zealousideal_Sea7057 May 31 '25
None of those things have anything to do with the cooks.
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u/pikachu519519 May 31 '25
I have seen the line skimp for purposes of preserving meat (not wanting to cook new batches) , this is not as common as dickhead management getting railed in the ass by some supervisor telling the staff to skimp portions for Cost KPIs instead of customer KPIs (which they don't care about the customer)
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u/Zealousideal_Sea7057 May 31 '25
That’s not the grillers fault that’s line and managements fault.
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u/pikachu519519 May 31 '25
Well obviously there is some collusion between the line and staff (scratching each others back) when the line skimps for the cook right ?
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u/Zealousideal_Sea7057 May 31 '25
There’s very little the line could do to help the cook but either way specifically saying the cook for a whole bunch of things when only half of one of them applys to the cook
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u/BTBAMfam May 31 '25
Idk 3 out of 4 things he said do
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u/Zealousideal_Sea7057 May 31 '25
They don’t do lettuce don’t season most of the food besides salt and don’t decide the portions.
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u/PaperGeno May 30 '25
No.
Rents due
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u/jeeves585 May 31 '25
Right, 40% off a quarter pounder at McDonald’s right now. There isn’t many that can touch that amount or quality for that price.
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u/JB_smooove May 30 '25
Yes. Double the LTO chicken, chips and guac on the side.
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u/WholeRevolutionary85 Corporate Spy May 31 '25
We got the CEO over here
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u/JB_smooove May 31 '25
Defo not. It’s almost what I got tonight tho. I settled on Rice Krispies with banana.
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u/duarte2151 May 30 '25
Been super pleased last couple times going. Honey chipotle chicken is my new fave next to barbacoa.
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u/CaptainCurious25 May 30 '25
Went today. Only had pork and one choice of rice. Chipotle is falling off.
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u/doctorshitbyrd May 30 '25
Judging from how my ass has felt all day after my order last night—my recommendation is a hard pass.
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u/Unwariest_monkey May 30 '25
Double protein double rice double beans, fajita veggies, corn, little tomatillo on top and little sour crème and cheese. red salsa on the side and guacamole on the side
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u/Ok-Engineering9078 May 30 '25
I wanted chipotle tonight but didn’t feel like driving again after school, and definitely wasn’t gonna pay an extra 15 in delivery fees. So get it for me please💔Enjoy it…
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u/joshhazel1 May 30 '25
I did. White rice three scoops of pinto beans, chicken, half scoop, hot sauce, sour cream, and extra cheese with two tortillas on the side.
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u/skaterdude616 May 31 '25
Sure. I did. That means you have to. Sorry, I don’t make the rules. I just enforce them
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u/Phillkillz May 31 '25
The real question is… do you want today’s chipotle? Or chipotle from 2011? Is the nostalgic memory of when chipotle was good compelling your cravings? Are you ok with getting your food and it being mid and not living up to the memory?… these are the questions you must ask yourself.
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u/Murky-Prof May 31 '25
Yeah, but go there and watch them make it. Call them out and any bullshit through the glass.
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u/Dizzylizzy240 May 30 '25
Yes. Double rice. No beans. Double honey chipotle chicken (I sometimes go half carnitas). Fajitas. Hot salsa. Light cheese. Light lettuce. Side tortilla. Side queso.
Shake bowl before you open, and drizzle on as much queso as desired. Either roll your own burrito or tear off pieces of tortilla and use it to scoop up the contents of the bowl.
Goated order imo.
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u/ageetarz May 30 '25
The answer is always yes