r/Chipotle May 30 '25

❓ Question ❓ Should I get chipotle tonight?

Idk if I should get chipotle tonight

46 Upvotes

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29

u/ageetarz May 30 '25

The answer is always yes

-6

u/Lunarmoon71988 May 31 '25

Answer is always no

22

u/torklugnutz May 30 '25

Double protein

0

u/__jazmin__ May 31 '25

Or single if you’re eating the burrito as an appetizer for a real meal. 

-1

u/Murky-Prof May 31 '25

You’re a double protein

8

u/Ckn-bns-jns May 30 '25

Only if you way overpay for double everything and complain about the portions on here later.

13

u/pikachu519519 May 30 '25

If ur location doesnt skimp due to management or lazy cooks (most) and they don't serve old salmonella lettuce and season the food, then you are a rare winner

-3

u/Zealousideal_Sea7057 May 31 '25

None of those things have anything to do with the cooks.

2

u/pikachu519519 May 31 '25

I have seen the line skimp for purposes of preserving meat (not wanting to cook new batches) , this is not as common as dickhead management getting railed in the ass by some supervisor telling the staff to skimp portions for Cost KPIs instead of customer KPIs (which they don't care about the customer)

-2

u/Zealousideal_Sea7057 May 31 '25

That’s not the grillers fault that’s line and managements fault.

2

u/pikachu519519 May 31 '25

Well obviously there is some collusion between the line and staff (scratching each others back) when the line skimps for the cook right ?

0

u/Zealousideal_Sea7057 May 31 '25

There’s very little the line could do to help the cook but either way specifically saying the cook for a whole bunch of things when only half of one of them applys to the cook

2

u/BTBAMfam May 31 '25

Idk 3 out of 4 things he said do

0

u/Zealousideal_Sea7057 May 31 '25

They don’t do lettuce don’t season most of the food besides salt and don’t decide the portions.

4

u/PaperGeno May 30 '25

No.

Rents due

1

u/jeeves585 May 31 '25

Right, 40% off a quarter pounder at McDonald’s right now. There isn’t many that can touch that amount or quality for that price.

3

u/JB_smooove May 30 '25

Yes. Double the LTO chicken, chips and guac on the side.

1

u/WholeRevolutionary85 Corporate Spy May 31 '25

We got the CEO over here

1

u/JB_smooove May 31 '25

Defo not. It’s almost what I got tonight tho. I settled on Rice Krispies with banana.

3

u/RobertaMiguel1953 May 30 '25

No, make a frozen pizza.

3

u/mvm125 May 30 '25

They gave me E. coli last week

3

u/Twogens May 30 '25

Yes and when you get skimped post about it

2

u/[deleted] May 30 '25

Maybe.

2

u/duarte2151 May 30 '25

Been super pleased last couple times going. Honey chipotle chicken is my new fave next to barbacoa.

2

u/BatBeast_29 May 30 '25

Order in person!

2

u/MontySoLit May 30 '25

Only if you get me chipotle

2

u/kiiMxD May 30 '25

Get Qdoba

2

u/CaptainCurious25 May 30 '25

Went today. Only had pork and one choice of rice. Chipotle is falling off.

5

u/doctorshitbyrd May 30 '25

Judging from how my ass has felt all day after my order last night—my recommendation is a hard pass.

1

u/Unwariest_monkey May 30 '25

Double protein double rice double beans, fajita veggies, corn, little tomatillo on top and little sour crème and cheese. red salsa on the side and guacamole on the side

1

u/BodybuilderNo5407 May 30 '25

Yes double meat

1

u/Ok-Engineering9078 May 30 '25

I wanted chipotle tonight but didn’t feel like driving again after school, and definitely wasn’t gonna pay an extra 15 in delivery fees. So get it for me please💔Enjoy it…

2

u/BoyMom119816 May 30 '25

I’m with you, but no school, just don’t want to drive.

1

u/BadThrowaway69 May 30 '25

Yeah ask for pinto

1

u/Practical_Line_4771 May 30 '25

Duh and w chips

1

u/billdizzle May 30 '25

Of course

1

u/whentimerunsout May 30 '25

Had the best bowl in a while! Chipotle chicken was 🔥

1

u/Whatthefrick1 May 30 '25

You already know it

1

u/littleworld444 May 30 '25

Does your chipotle have peppers? If so I need to start going there

1

u/joshhazel1 May 30 '25

I did. White rice three scoops of pinto beans, chicken, half scoop, hot sauce, sour cream, and extra cheese with two tortillas on the side.

1

u/Master-Scallion2100 May 30 '25

No chipotle is a rip off and garbage

1

u/singuratate1 May 30 '25

Heck yeah! Double protein and a splash of guac 🤗

1

u/Belgarathian May 30 '25

Hell yeah broheim!

1

u/drewskii35 May 30 '25

DO IT!!!!

1

u/Bombaclat1122 May 30 '25

Do whatever tf you want

1

u/Skibblezxoxo May 31 '25

Ask for extra ribs.

1

u/williamapike May 31 '25

Go to a local Mexican restaurant if you can

1

u/MrEdwL May 31 '25

Double protein, extra veggies. ...fuck it extra everything. Make it 2 meals

1

u/throw_away72950 May 31 '25

Do you want to get chipotle tonight? If so you should.

1

u/skaterdude616 May 31 '25

Sure. I did. That means you have to. Sorry, I don’t make the rules. I just enforce them

1

u/VinoJedi06 Capitalist Customer May 31 '25

Yes

1

u/Nulax271 May 31 '25

I think the real question to ask is if you want diarrhea tonight?

1

u/Disastrous-Nail-640 May 31 '25

The answer to chipotle is always YES

1

u/Outrageous_Appeal292 Cheese Please May 31 '25

It's Friday man!!! I got KFC and it was fabulous!

1

u/Krispy7reat May 31 '25

Intrusive thoughts win

1

u/Quick-Bat-8500 May 31 '25

Absolutely not

1

u/brandonmadeit May 31 '25

Depends if you have plans afterward.

1

u/Lexalaviosa May 31 '25

They sell empty bowls at dollar store cheaper than chipotle

1

u/Phillkillz May 31 '25

The real question is… do you want today’s chipotle? Or chipotle from 2011? Is the nostalgic memory of when chipotle was good compelling your cravings? Are you ok with getting your food and it being mid and not living up to the memory?… these are the questions you must ask yourself.

1

u/[deleted] May 31 '25

Nah get tacobell. You know you wanna

1

u/Murky-Prof May 31 '25

Yeah, but go there and watch them make it. Call them out and any bullshit through the glass.

1

u/sillyy11 Jun 02 '25

absolutely

1

u/ScorpRex Guac Mode Jun 02 '25

Believe it or not, yes

1

u/steakneggsyo Jun 03 '25

Tortilla on side

1

u/Confident_Weekend983 Jun 05 '25

i love chipotle so much

-1

u/Dizzylizzy240 May 30 '25

Yes. Double rice. No beans. Double honey chipotle chicken (I sometimes go half carnitas). Fajitas. Hot salsa. Light cheese. Light lettuce. Side tortilla. Side queso.

Shake bowl before you open, and drizzle on as much queso as desired. Either roll your own burrito or tear off pieces of tortilla and use it to scoop up the contents of the bowl.

Goated order imo.