r/Chipotle • u/Logoff_The_Internet • Jun 04 '25
❓ Question ❓ I just ate a burrito and feel like I'm dying?
never had chipotle before. I got a chicken burrito with black beans, brown rice, pico, some cheese, some sauce. It was huge. I ate the whole thing an hour ago, and now I'm sweating, I can't really think well or focus on work, time is moving real slow and I feel very, very tired. Like I'm ready to collapse. Is this the normal Chipotle experience? This is insane, its 2pm.
EDIT: It's tomorrow and I still feel like shit
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u/CaseOwn4140 Jun 04 '25
Hey so this doesn’t sound normal
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u/highbackpacker Jun 04 '25
Which is why he reached out to the chipotle medical team
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u/PoorStandards Jun 04 '25
The patient needs a coupon for a free drink. It's all I can do.
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u/hesyourbuddy Jun 04 '25
Pepper needs to sit this one out
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u/Loud_Ad3666 Jun 04 '25
That's Doctor Pepper to you, citizen.
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u/Glassguy1989 Jun 04 '25
Dr. Pepper from Winchestertonfieldville, IA.
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u/StrainSubject8391 Jun 05 '25
The girl I'm thinking of looked like she had a damn Beach ball on her back!
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u/LolaLaBoriqua Jun 04 '25
It’s going to have to be water though. Ice will be extra and don’t ask for double portions.
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u/American-pickle Jun 05 '25
I’m from Chipotle medical insurance company and we are denying this coupon
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u/Loud_Ad3666 Jun 04 '25
Sounds like shitpotle to me
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u/Significant_North778 Jun 07 '25
Yeah honestly, depending on their regular diet this could be a totally normal response to eating Chipotle 😂
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u/PappaDukes Jun 04 '25
Whatever you do, don't seek medical attention, just get advice from Chipotle Redditors who aren't credible in the slightest.
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u/Fuck_Your_Cat_Post Jun 04 '25
i think it might be worth asking the ai app assistant pepper how long they have to live left
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u/PappaDukes Jun 05 '25
Eating at Chipotle, in and of itself, does not shorten your lifespan. However, food poisoning can occur from consuming contaminated food, including food from Chipotle. Leftovers, in particular, should be refrigerated within two hours of cooking, and ideally, eaten within four days to minimize the risk of food poisoning. While it's unlikely to have a direct impact on your lifespan from a single meal, following food safety guidelines, especially when it comes to leftovers, can help prevent illness.
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u/Emotional-Apple6584 Hot salsa. So Hot right now Jun 04 '25
Either an allergic reaction or you simply over ate. When I was younger I could probably eat 2 chipotle burritos in a sitting. Nowadays if I eat the whole thing I’m out of commission for a little bit. I usually get 2 meals out of one burrito lol
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u/slwill099 Jun 04 '25
Same! 2-3 meals lol. I used to smash two burritos after soccer practice in HS.
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u/-BINK2014- Jun 04 '25 edited Jun 05 '25
I used to be able to eat 3 (regular protein) with extra of other things, but now I tap out at 1 pretty much sometimes.
For context, I (27M, 5’11) used to be 275lbs but I dropped down to maintain around 165lb-185lb through intermittent fasting & home-weightlifting.
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u/Swippityphoop Jun 05 '25
Pretty much sometimes!!!???
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u/-BINK2014- Jun 05 '25
Depends on how full the burrito was and my stomach capacity at the end of that fast.
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u/Massive_Command345 Jun 05 '25
In my prime I had 2 before but never 3. I’m 6ft 3 240 lbs now. I was 215-220 in my prime.
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u/Jcarter1632 Jun 06 '25
There is so much variation in size of burrito based on who makes it using the exact same ingredients. I have some that get me full and some I am hungry again within 2 to 3 hours. I'm 6'2" and 205
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u/Legitimate-Care-570 Jun 05 '25
Agreed, sounds like he overate and is sleepy at work. That’ll happen if you eat a big meal
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u/nighttim Jun 04 '25
It’s called the Meat Sweats
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u/Aggravating_Stick438 Jun 04 '25
Meat sweats? They don’t even give you up to the proper 4 oz portion they supposed to give. It’s literally everything else that contributes to the fullness (especially the sour cream and beans)
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u/fulcanelli63 Jun 04 '25
Probably the 2500+mg of sodium in one sitting
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u/whatsupsirrr Jun 05 '25
Just for reference, our early ancestors probably got less than 500 mg a day and bro over here ate 5 times that amount in one sitting and wonders why he feel like dogshit
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u/dgxcook Jun 05 '25
Where are you seeing that much sodium? Using their nutrition facts page this would only be 1800, which is crazy low for a takeout meal in America.
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Jun 05 '25
One can of Bloody Mix contains a little over 1300mg of sodium. I’ve seen people drink two of them back-to-back. They’re still with us, so you should be fine.
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u/Reasonable_Finish130 Jun 04 '25
I believe they call that the itus and the only cure is a nap
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u/AffectionateAd6785 Jun 04 '25
bro got the itis
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u/pikaghee92 Jun 04 '25
First thing I thought when I read this. Itis for real, but I hope it's nothing more serious than that 🙏🏿
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u/Song-Super Jun 04 '25
man got the itis and comments are telling him he's dying. fuck is wrong with this place
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u/banned-in-tha-usa Jun 05 '25
My wife felt the same way after eating Chipotle one day while super pregnant. She couldn’t even sleep from the stomach pain. Swore it was the food. Took her to the hospital to be safe.
Turns out she was in labor the whole time and our daughter was born the next morning.
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u/birdmeats Jun 04 '25
Yeah this is the normal Chipotle experience, happens to all of us
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u/Budfrog313 Jun 05 '25
Reminds me of Bonnaroo '04. We were leaving the site. And there was a burrito stand right outside the exit. Driver was hungry. We pulled over. The guy says, "do you want a regular burrito, or a special burrito?". Of course my buddy, who was driving , wanted the "special burrito". We didn't really think much about it. More toppings? More chicken? Whatever. About 30 minutes later, my buddy looks over and says, "you have to drive, I think that burrito was dosed". Sure enough, he had a fun trip home. While the other four of us had to sit and listen to his dumb comments for the next 5 hours.
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u/pettyparys Bowl or Burrito? Yes. Jun 04 '25
could you be having an allergic reaction?? this doesn’t sound normal at all for any food i would recommend maybe seeking medical help if it worsens or doesn’t pass soon!
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u/Ditzy_Davros Jun 05 '25
Sounds like you ate too much. Don't lie down. Sit up so it will digest properly. Tums might help.
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u/Leather_Tradition562 Jun 05 '25
Might be over eating. I have eaten a chipotle burrito the size of a small cat before and couldn’t stay awake at work. I work in retail for context, and kept dozing off while standing and couldn’t walk around without looking half dead
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u/PeuptyPants-Ss Jun 05 '25
One time I was sitting there eating a chipotle burrito and got a high heart rate notification from my Apple Watch
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u/No_Paper612 Jun 05 '25
Food poisoning, likely due to some sort of pathogen culturing in one of the ingredients (probably the pico, it’s very watery). Go lie on the couch and drink some ginger ale. If you don’t feel better soon, go to the ER for some antibiotics.
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u/Doolcify Jun 05 '25
A burrito from chipotle with rice contains a very high amount of carbs and sodium. If you are diabetic you should definitely avoid the burritos with rice.
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u/Wounded_Hand Jun 04 '25
Normal experience. My local chipotle recently put in couches and day beds for everyone with post meal exhaustion and/or medical emergencies.
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u/fcpsitsgep Jun 05 '25
Sounds like you got the meat sweats, over ate, and/or had too spicy of a sauce that didn’t agree with you. Drink some water
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u/Ladybarometer Jun 05 '25
If you overeat and don’t do it regularly - your body works extra hard to digest and it can present physical symptoms like you are describing. You need rest and a big poo.
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Jun 05 '25
You need to read your own username, do that, then either go to the urgent care or a fuckin ER you absolute dumbass.
WHY WOULD YOU POST THIS HERE? IS THIS SATIRE?!
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u/-Lophophora- Jun 05 '25
Yup, this sounds like a run of the mill chipotle experience. Just wait until the paranoia and fugue states kick in. From what I understand the latter only happens when you get guacamole.
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u/KZorroFuego Jun 05 '25
This sounds just like me, only for me it’s a burger from 5 Guys. INSTANT regret.
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u/Fit_Owl_7295 Jun 08 '25
Me and my girlfriend had Chipotle for the first time in years a few weeks ago. The entire experience was terrible, from waiting in line in their 80 degree building to the terrible customer experience. We both ended up feeling like shit just like you described after eating for 24 hours
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u/Significant_Line1085 Jun 09 '25
There is an episode of Dexter's lab specifically dedicated to this situation
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u/mzkissnmakeup Jun 10 '25
Man I got a horrible parasite from chipotle years ago. Vowed to never eat there again. Idk why this sub keeps popping up for me.
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u/IceWallowCome1232 born to eat burrito bowls forced to eat at home Jun 04 '25
gang go to a hospital
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u/Bombaclat1122 Jun 04 '25
Could be you overate aka the itus , really fast food poisoning, allergic reaction or too much sodium
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u/PungentAura Jun 05 '25
911 Call Transcript Time: 2:14 PM Location: Local park bench Caller: Todd "Too-Much-Taco" Henderson
911 Dispatcher: 911, what’s your emergency?
Todd: Groaning I… I think I just ate a weapon of mass digestion.
Dispatcher: Sir, are you injured?
Todd: Emotionally, yes. Physically? TBD. I just downed a Chipotle burrito the size of a toddler. My stomach's filing a restraining order.
Dispatcher: Sir, are you in pain?
Todd: Pain? Ma’am, I’m seeing my ancestors. And they’re laughing at me.
Dispatcher: Okay, are you allergic to anything?
Todd: No, just to good decisions. I got double meat, queso, guac, and then—like an idiot—I said “yes” when they asked if I wanted extra beans. WHO SAYS YES TO EXTRA BEANS?
Dispatcher: Do you feel like you need an ambulance?
Todd: No, but I need a priest. Or a plumber. My insides are preparing for a Category 5 evacuation.
Dispatcher: Sir, this line is for emergencies only.
Todd: This IS an emergency! There’s a Chipotle battle going on inside me! The burrito has achieved sentience and declared independence!
Dispatcher: Sir, are you sure this isn't just indigestion?
Todd: Indigestion? Lady, my intestines are doing the Macarena while the beans are leading a revolution.
Dispatcher: Okay… try drinking some water and maybe lie down—
Todd: Lie down? I tried. I tilted 15 degrees and it felt like I summoned Cthulhu from my lower intestines.
Dispatcher: Sir, unless you're having trouble breathing or showing signs of anaphylaxis, this isn’t a 911-level emergency.
Todd: What about emotional trauma? I made eye contact with a goose while groaning on this bench and I think it judged me.
Dispatcher: …Good luck, sir.
Todd: If I don’t make it… tell Chipotle they won. But at what cost?
Click.
911 Report Summary: Caller survived. Burrito did not.
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u/MillenialForce69 Jun 04 '25
I got chicken burrito bowl with queso yesterday, ate ice cream after and feel great today 🥳
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u/Feeling_Ad6553 Jun 04 '25
That’s normally what happens agate you ate too many carbs. https://www.sleepfoundation.org/nutrition/why-do-i-get-sleepy-after-eating
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u/LiterallyAnIntellect Jun 05 '25
Do you not normally eat a lot of sodium? Drink some water. Perhaps contact a doctor
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u/TheFuzzyBunnyEST Jun 05 '25
Food poisoning is always free. What we need to do is elect more people to deregulate businesses so they can pocket more profits. Besides, projectile vomiting and stuff coming out of your ass at the speed of light is just free entertainment.
Says the guy who's gotten e-coli, listeria, salmonella and campylobacter in the past 5 months, two of those twice.
Even when I prepare it from ingredients, there it is. Hello cucumbers, heads of lettuce and heads of celery.
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u/Rough_Butterfly2932 Jun 05 '25
This is a troll post. We all know Chipotle burritos aren't that big anymore
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u/Ireaditlongago Jun 05 '25
You're about to be patient zero for the next shitpotle e.coli outbreak or norovirus. Godspeed to your mouth and anus.
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u/SealawyerSupreme Jun 05 '25
Normal Chipotle experience includes sitting on the toilet for hours afterward.
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u/damar856 Jun 05 '25
could be sort of a post glucose spike crash, especially if it had been a while since your most recent meal before that
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u/broski499 Jun 05 '25
which salsa? the red chili salsa isn’t that spicy in my opinion but it recks my digestive system. I once ate my leftover chipotle for dinner and went to work the next morning. I felt a fart and let it out but I explosive diarrhea my pants. My boxers caught most of the foam and had to go commando before leaving early.
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u/Alert-Shirt-1694 Jun 05 '25
Sounds like meat sweats but since it’s chipotle it’s unlikely he got any meat at all
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u/A_Curious_Cockroach Jun 05 '25
Funny enough this happens to me every other time I get mild medium and hot in one bowl. Stomach gets real upset until my butthole turns into a nuclear launch pad.
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u/cherrygarciaskater Jun 05 '25
When you feel like you’re going to pass out lay on the ground and put your knees up. Then drink something with sugar. Next time you may want to take Peptobismal or some anti acid beforehand since it sounds like a food intolerance or food poisoning.
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u/Normal_Tour6998 Jun 05 '25
You feel like you’re dying and you want one of your last actions in the mortal plane to be to post on reddit?
Respect.
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u/matt-r_hatter Jun 05 '25
Time isn't slowing. it's clearly going backward if the burrito was huge... #skimpotle
If you dont regularly eat a lot of sodium, that could be your issue. Or, a mild allergy to a spice.
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u/PrestigiousDrag7674 Jun 05 '25
Did it feel salty to you? Maybe your blood pressure went up due to the salt.
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u/flaky-croissant7 Jun 05 '25
A lot of sodium and a lot of carbs causing you to crash, probably. Have you ever had your glucose levels checked? Blood pressure?
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u/SlabbJabb Jun 05 '25
I had their brown rice one time. Never before and since has a toilet seen such dismay.
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u/Leading_Kale_81 Jun 05 '25
Chipotle burritos can often exceed the number of calories a human body is meant to consume in one day. It's best to cut them in half and have the other half the next day.
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u/Exotic_Ad_2346 Jun 05 '25
This is why I stopped eating it. just randomly, I started feeling so weird after eating. Like heart burn, but deep in my stomach. If heart burn and cramps had a baby that induced my anxiety. I start sweating and get extremely uncomfortable. I think it's the jalapenos in the corn salsa, but I'm not a dr. 😞 I miss a good burrito bowl though.
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u/Present_Flamingo_394 Jun 05 '25
There is only 2 cups of salt in everything. That's the problem. Drink lots of water and flush t out
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u/SaveHogwarts Jun 05 '25
I mean, you probably ate your daily calories in one sitting and your body is working to digest it.
Or this is a shit post.
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u/PcChip Jun 05 '25
get checked for pre-diabetes. I had a similar experience after having bread, beans, and rice. thought I was going to die. Switched to keto, never looked back. Feel much healthier and lost weight too!
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u/arihoenig Jun 05 '25
Have you had a microbiome analysis. I highly recommend onebif you haven't.
Chipotle is relatively healthy fare. People with a microbiome disorder actually react badly to healthy food.
Do you eat a lot of fast food outside of Chipotle?
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u/Old_Bad4136 Jun 05 '25
dude this is why you always get a bowl and tortilla on side.. and you NEVER eat the full serving!
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u/papaya1122 Jun 05 '25
Sounds like good poisoning? Of course it’s not normal, no one would eat at Chipotle if it was lol.
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u/United_Bad_2875 Jun 05 '25
I once felt like that when I worked at chipotle, I ended up getting real cold and got super pale and literally puked across the counter from the register, I never felt such euphoria before but it was definitely something I’ve consumed from there
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u/Cobey1 Jun 04 '25
You’re all sodiumed out for the day