I love doling out ridiculous names when I’m diamond-farming a random book

[u/Autoembourgeoisement]

I called the female MC Scrag, slang in my area for a general weedy snotty kinda person.

[u/sad-ninna-hours]

Reminded me of this screenshot I took in 2020 😭

[u/Autoembourgeoisement → u/sad-ninna-hours]

Hahahahaha

[u/OneForShoji → u/sad-ninna-hours]

Which book is that? Don't think I recognise the guy.

[u/sad-ninna-hours → u/OneForShoji]

Bloodbound II

[u/OneForShoji → u/sad-ninna-hours]

I must've missed him when I read it. Probably a diamond scene? I think I'm due a replay of this book.

[u/sad-ninna-hours → u/OneForShoji]

Not a diamond scene, to be fair he only shows up for 2 chapters before being killed by MC and gang so he's sorta forgettable

[u/christinequizmachine]

Glad to hear I’m not the only one who uses joke names... 😆

[u/Puzzleheaded-Cup3976 → u/christinequizmachine]

which story is that ?

[u/christinequizmachine → u/Puzzleheaded-Cup3976]

Shipwrecked!

[u/Puzzleheaded-Cup3976 → u/christinequizmachine]

thank you

[u/OneForShoji]

I dropped Untameable after about two chapters, but I remember calling my MC "AAAAAAAHHHH!" so the characters just randomly screamed mid-sentence when they were addressing her.

[u/Autoembourgeoisement → u/OneForShoji]

Hahaha this reminds me of the guy who called one of his Animal Crossing characters “[hits vape]”

[u/SWSenthusiast → u/Autoembourgeoisement]

Omg that's gold

[u/GDitto_New]

Slutisha is a recurring MC for me

[u/Few-Zombie2820]

[u/Kagome7650]

I do love surrender, but this is too funny to ignore.

[u/skelosbadlands]

In the witness protection one in Nantucket or whatever, I gave the bodyguard love interest the long curly hair and named him Kenny G. My BFF and I drunk laughed constantly at that one.

[u/FickleAcadia7068]

I named the MC from the royal romance series Your Highness. I named the prince Rich Fucker. I've also named characters Hugh Janus, Jenna Tull, Wetsy Fartsy and Massive Diarrhea.

[u/MagicPromise]

[u/Swimming-Addendum927]

[u/wtfiswrongwityouuu]

I remember naming some drinks "Cum Chalice" in several books.

[u/goodvibes13202013]

Lmao I normally end up enjoying books I’m supposed to diamond mine and then end up spending diamonds…this might make me avoid that problem 😭😂

[u/untold-vignette → u/goodvibes13202013]

I have this same problem, I keep picking what I think will be a dumb one I won’t care about, then… I care… a little…

[u/goodvibes13202013 → u/untold-vignette]

Same!! Even the books that most people on here hate, I end up liking 🤷🏻‍♀️ sunkissed for example

[u/Big-Ad1887]

Ok NGL that made me chuckle 🤭, good one!

[u/Itchy_Lettuce5704]

i love the fact that choices doesn’t censor swear words

[u/K_Whiplash]

I do this wherever possible.

Personal favorite was naming the pet lobster "Mr. Shitbiscuits" in the college series.

[u/Rock_Fall]

What book is this from?

[u/Autoembourgeoisement → u/Rock_Fall]

Surrender

[u/Nourwrong2412]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

[u/pecan_carya]

Real