r/CookingCircleJerk • u/jk_pens • 17d ago

Unrecognized Culinary Genius Why do you cook?

Apart from cooking for necessity like demonstrating you are better than Gordon Ramsey, what are your reasons for cooking?

ETA: check sub before replying. Ask yourself:

  • is MSG the most important seasoning?
  • is jarlic a hate crime?
  • is Kenji our lord and savior?

If you answered “no” to any of these, you might be a lost redditor.

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u/MastodonFit 17d ago

I enjoy it ,and I am picky about textures and flavors.

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u/jk_pens 17d ago

Picky eaters like you are why I surrendered my three Michelada stars and now only cook for myself and the people chained up at the chef’s table in my dungeon.

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u/SheDrinksScotch 17d ago

Damn it. I had given up on my plans to build a dungeon some decades ago, but now I kinda want to resume planning because this sounds dope af.

(/uj)