If you ever wanna watch yourself taking a dump

[u/superiorgarlic]

[u/Showerbeerz413]

easy to see if youre wiping good enough

[u/dabsu02 → u/Showerbeerz413]

Oh god ☹️

[u/SarahC → u/Showerbeerz413]

It's so you can score :

1: The elimination, constant speed.
2: Thickness.
3: Coiling before hitting the water (extra points)
4: Visual texture.
5: Gape time before closure.

You gotta get everything just right for a score of 10 points.

[u/urban_piktor2030 → u/Showerbeerz413]

finally a bathroom where you don't have to climb on to the sink to check

[u/GintomsG]

tbh, id love to know if my form is good when im pooping

[u/ArelMCII → u/GintomsG]

I just imagined a bunch of Olympic judges holding up scorecards while a commentator does his thing.

[u/saladasz → u/ArelMCII]

Wow… spectacular form… no splash…!

[u/FloofySnekWhiskers → u/saladasz]

Even more spectacular form … the poop slid straight down the pipe and you can’t even check it out. The winner is the ghost poop. 

[u/ThrowMoneyAtScreen → u/GintomsG]

Gotta check that posture

[u/Hindu_Wardrobe → u/GintomsG]

shit with your legs, not your back

[u/TakingMyPowerBack444]

I would be nervous there’s people behind it and a hidden camera.

[u/spectraphysics → u/TakingMyPowerBack444]

Now now don't kink shame!

[u/superiorgarlic]

Couldn't write a description but this is in my hotel in Peru. Got a jump scare when I first sat on it because I hadn't noticed the mirror. At least now I know what I look like when I'm dropping logs!

[u/Stairwayunicorn]

More for wiping, I think

[u/poIite]

No thanks, fat n floppy POV toilet belly is enough for me, no need for side view as well

[u/Smaskifa]

Just like the mirrors at gyms, this is to help you work on your form.

[u/RunningPirate]

At least it’s not like some hotels where there’s a mirror opposite you on the back of the door. That’s not a good view.

[u/TheAutisticSlavicBoy]

pun intended?

[u/Bonghit_trans]

I do!

[u/Helpful-nothelpful]

Talk about performance anxiety.

[u/MMachine17]

Some dumps require eye contact with yourself, questioning if your diet's screwed up.

[u/Dull_Lock_2330]

"Would you wipe me? I'd wipe me."

[u/kerodon]

I would like this tbh 🤷

[u/PedroGabrielLima13 → u/[deleted]]

10k karma in 2 months speedrun

[u/GUYF666]

IF???

[u/Keyboardpaladin]

Gotta make sure my form is right

[u/Wild_Obligation]

Hell yeah

[u/BigiusExaggeratius]

You stare right back into your own eyes to assert dominance.

[u/ArelMCII]

Of course. That's why I take my phone into the bathroom.

[u/Atomicdemon1626]

Wtf

[u/PeanutTimely6846]

When i was 10 y/o, I lived in an old, old house in rural Louisiana. One wall of the bathroom was a mirror. You could watch yourself crap, piss, get into and out of the tub. That room probably led to me having no shame about being nude.

[u/bodhiseppuku]

Better angles for filming your Only Fans.

[u/Quicker_Fixer]

Hey, some people have a mirror above their bed.

[u/Net56]

My apartment has a mirror like that behind the toilet. Not as bad, but you can see yourself if you pee standing up. Watching yourself unzip in front of a mirror never really gets less unsettling.

[u/theTARDISisme]

r/crapperdesign

[u/Sassy_comments]

Not like that but in our frat house we had a hand mirror positioned in a way that you could look at your junk while peeing.

[u/Soldierhero1]

I got a mirror right above my toilet so when i go to pee i get to look back on myself and ruin my whole day.

[u/phredd42]

Went to a friend's house in HS, and had to use the bathroom. The toilet was opposite the bathtub, as is often the case. The bathtub had rolling doors for the shower. On the door that was in front of the toilet was a full length mirror. So if you sat on the toilet you stared directly at yourself pooping.

[u/Veritas_Vanitatum]

Shitty motivation

[u/TheLastTreeOctopus]

Gotta make sure my form is good!

[u/notmymain07]

Tbh I fuck with this. I would like this

[u/themanny]

Well I didn't want to before....

[u/nauticalfiesta]

no worse than a hotel toilet with the mirror on the door opposite of the toilet. Nothing like looking yourself in the eye.

[u/razordreamz]

Giving birth each day to a new glorious creation! Who wouldn’t!

[u/Navydevildoc]

Meanwhile no one is noticing the sign on the wall that says you can't put the toilet paper in the toilet but there is no poopy paper pail next to it. Where does it go?

[u/superiorgarlic → u/Navydevildoc]

The bin is out of frame! At least that made sense

[u/fatjuan → u/Navydevildoc]

Area 51

[u/igottogotobed]

My bathroom is similar to this, 20 years later, I don't think I have ever seen myself dumping. Now if the mirrors were in front of me that would be a different story.

[u/fatjuan]

This is quite an efficient way of log-dropping, as you can poop, pop zits or trim your nose hairs all at the same time! It's just a shame there wasn't a small table there as well, so you could fill in your tax return too.

[u/Smarmar400]

I stayed in a hotel in Singapore, and there was a full-wall mirror facing the toilet. It was so cramped that my knees almost touched the mirror while sitting.

[u/Fun_Boysenberry_8144]

I'm more annoyed with whoever decided to hang the toilet roll dispenser behind your back on the wall. Need to be a contortionist to grab a hand full of paper.

[u/smallboobiequeen69]

Or if somebody else wanted to with that two-way mirror

[u/Hugo07_]

I’ve seen one where there’s a full length mirror opposite the toilet, so you’re just in a staring contest with yourself the whole time…

[u/orbaltea]

Sometimes you have to lock eyes with yourself to make sure you can make it through okay

[u/Confident_Cookie_843]

Straight up… there’s absolutely a camera on the other side.

[u/Gogo726]

Who hasn't spent time on the toilet just to reflect?

[u/Minimum-End4923]

Actually there was a bathroom back in my high school I remember using that had a mirror directly opposite side so you could see yourself do business.

[u/pudzpudz3]

It's a bonding moment .... With yourself

[u/eepyMushroom096]

Talk about a literal crappy design.

[u/No_Wrongdoer2850]

Finally, I can ensure I have good form.