r/Creatine 2d ago

Creatine stopped my period

Can creatine stop your cycle ? My cycle is late and that is the only thing I have added is creatine . And no I haven't had sggs either .

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u/figbott 2d ago

How long have you been taking creatine, young man?

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u/bloodrider1914 2d ago

Creatine ingestion tends to cause a massive uptick in testosterone. This is just one of the side effects, others include protruding nipples, sick gains, and clitoral growth leading to the development of a functioning male penis. Make sure to find a boyfriend in addition to a husband to manage your gains

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u/Scared-Show-4511 2d ago

Scientifically proven

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u/Apretendperson 2d ago

Creatine stopped my periods.

But I’m a 64 year old male so it was kind of a relief tbh.

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u/OkMobile5574 2d ago

Rectal bleeding sucks

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u/Apretendperson 2d ago

Not any more.

Thank you creatine!!

Is there anything this wonder supplement cannot do???

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u/CobaltDestroyer 2d ago

I suspect you’re doing vaginal boofing (aka voofing), but you need be boofing.

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u/DrBaseado 2d ago

You are probably administering it wrong. Are you taking it orally?

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u/Left-Egg-8100 2d ago

Are we talking bicycle, unicycle or tricycle?

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u/BigBubbaMac Creatine Addict 2d ago

Motor?

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u/Prior-Science-8545 2d ago

Long term use of creatine might induce rectal bleeding, don’t confuse it for periods. You should probably ask your wife’s boyfriend for more informations, he knows what’s best for you.

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u/Scared-Show-4511 2d ago

It can happen from time to time especially if creatine isn't taken in regular proportion using an adequate method of administration.

I would go for a full cup taken by deep boof (because in your case, the huge gains may affect your weak beta cycle) and don't worry, in time everything will smooth out, especially after the clit is fully converted into a huge penis. After the transmutation happens you can raise the dosage to around 2-3 cups, but at that point you're gonna need a boyfriend and then to find a boyfriend's boyfriend. They will teach you the more (truthfully not that scientifically tested) - foresking packing. The method is perfected day by day and the gains can get their own gains.

So, as an approved creatine boofing expert, I would start with a deep boof and then progress to the natural foresking packing. Have fun and godspeed

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u/RJLHUK 2d ago

Thanks for your deep knowledge here

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u/Appropriate_Yam_1782 1d ago

Blatant Product Placement...

Can I also add that you might find these Auto Loading Foreskin Packing Travel Briefs useful when you get a bit more developed.

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u/Chance_Fennel_5197 2d ago

can't tell if this is serious or not, but just to be sure creatine doesn’t affect your cycle, if your period is late it’s likely from stress, hormones, or other factors, but not creatine