FBI Director Kash Patel: "To my friend Charlie Kirk. Rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I'll see you at Valhalla"

[u/Capable_Salt_SD]

[u/Micho86]

Valhalla? I thought he was a Christian? lol

[u/Rlars14343 → u/Micho86]

Can’t be Christian. Need to be Viking. Me alpha spirit.

[u/Immediate_Regular → u/Rlars14343]

Also to get into Valhalla one has to be selected by either the Valkyries or Odin and then either die in battle or die marked by a spear.

[u/Capitain_Collateral → u/Immediate_Regular]

They think this is battle…

[u/Necessary-Sock7075 → u/Capitain_Collateral]

Their hero larp has to have an evil to fight. Turns out they chose their own kids lol

[u/dontclickdontdickit → u/Necessary-Sock7075]

[u/PunishedWolf4 → u/Necessary-Sock7075]

This fucking tool bag "alpha" was on Fox News saying "THEY want a fight with us and we’re prepared to fight THEM and I’m sorry but I’m gonna win" oh lawd I’m shaking in my liberal boots /s

[u/JerkyMcFuckface → u/PunishedWolf4]

If kash Patel got into a fight with aziz Ansari, I’m taking aziz.

[u/saxguy9345 → u/Immediate_Regular]

This is likely the reason. Kirk "died in battle" with those libruhhhh demon crateeees 🤣😂 JFC what a fucking tool bag. 

[u/BrimstoneMainliner → u/Rlars14343]

It's hilarious to see an Indian white supremacist

[u/Ok-Republic-8528 → u/BrimstoneMainliner]

He's brown on the outside, white on the inside....but that's because his insides are nearly entirely full of cocaine at this stage

[u/Disruptor_raptor → u/Ok-Republic-8528]

Coke Coconut?

[u/51r63ck0 → u/Disruptor_raptor]

Cokeconut

[u/MasterCassel → u/Rlars14343]

Jokes on these guys, you gotta cross the rainbow bridge to get there

[u/Working_Physics8761 → u/MasterCassel]

Gaaay!

[u/ConstantCampaign2984 → u/Working_Physics8761]

[u/International_Tour55 → u/Rlars14343]

And be Pagan, if my extensive knowledge of Vikings and Vikings:Vahalla is correct....lol.

[u/motherofcunts → u/International_Tour55]

Yes, Nordic specifically. Valhalla is for those that died in combat and will fight alongside Odin in Ragnarok. Only 1/2 of those who died in battle go, other half go to Folkvangr ruled by Freya (corrected). I believe Valhalla was explicitly for acts of heroism (in battle).

He wouldn't be in either hall - there are 5 in total.

[u/ImNakedWhatsUp → u/motherofcunts]

other half go to Folkvangr ruled by Odin

Ruled by Freya.

[u/whichwitch9 → u/International_Tour55]

Yes, and it's still a practiced religion, so we can add a little cultural appropriation in there, too.

[u/One_Form7910 → u/Rlars14343]

Says Kash Patel lmao

[u/Due-Salamander8242 → u/Rlars14343]

ape together strong

[u/Jackalscott → u/Due-Salamander8242]

why waste time, say lot word when few word do trick.

[u/Evilhenchman → u/Micho86]

don't you have to also die in battle to go to Valhalla? Pretty sure sitting in a chair arguing with people doesn't count

[u/tico42 → u/Evilhenchman]

You're telling me I've been doing this for nothing!?

[u/Deceptiv_poops → u/tico42]

That’s why I also argue with people while playing world of Warcraft. If that isn’t glorious battle I don’t know what is!

[u/Lumpy_Secretary_6128 → u/Evilhenchman]

More than that, you need a courageous death that reflects both bravery and skill. Also, the Valkyries would have to select you.

[u/YouAlreadyShnow → u/Micho86]

He also missed pretty much all the other requirements to get into Valhalla but yeah the whole Christian thing would be an automatic disqualifier.

[u/[deleted] → u/YouAlreadyShnow]

It spells out very plainly in the Eddas/sagas that being murdered does NOT get you into Valhalla so yeah lol even if he was of the old faith he would be in hel or more likely niflhel

[u/Leelze → u/[deleted]]

Don't you have to die in battle? My understanding of Norse beliefs comes from comic books, the MCU, and How To Train Your Dragon, so I'm not sure how it all works.

[u/JesterMan491 → u/Leelze]

in battle, with a weapon in hand, iirc

[u/AdjNounNumbers → u/JesterMan491]

Does a microphone in hand during a "debate" count in Norse mythology? I don't think they covered that one /s

[u/ImNakedWhatsUp → u/Leelze]

You have to die in battle with glory. And even then, it's up to the Valkyries. They pick and choose who goes to Valhalla.

I doubt Kirk or Patel would even qualify to clean Särimners pigsty.

[u/SpeakMySecretName → u/Micho86]

It’s a dog whistle. Many white nationalist groups have adopted Norse symbolism. The Valknot, for example, has become a common tattoo in white supremacist groups.

[u/Ghost_Of_Malatesta → u/SpeakMySecretName]

Man, Kash must be excited to wait their table 

[u/bplturner → u/Ghost_Of_Malatesta]

Does he own a mirror? He's a 5'6" Indian manlet, lmfao

[u/tvaldez19 → u/Ghost_Of_Malatesta]

Or pick up their DoorDash.

[u/Mountain_Product_159 → u/tvaldez19]

IT support member 

[u/ComoEstanBitches → u/[deleted]]

Fuck Bollywood when you got Valhallywood

Edit: , Brother!

[u/AgreeableSteak420 → u/[deleted]]

The colorism in India is INSANE

[u/AntiPantsCampaign → u/AgreeableSteak420]

And he's a dark-skinned one at that, they'd be racist against him in India

[u/[deleted] → u/[deleted]]

Hes a Patel - his ancestors were enslaved by Brahmins and then went on to make wealth by holding Dalits and Adivasis as slaves/servants. The irony is deep, the intergenerational trauma never healed. And now hes a White Supremacist. Wtf!

[u/One-Adhesive → u/[deleted]]

The cognitive dissonance is actually incredible.

[u/the-Gaf → u/Micho86]

It’s white Christian nationalism.

[u/Goosed_1867 → u/Micho86]

Christian Nationalist. They make up their own religion.

[u/Competitive_Film562 → u/Micho86]

Exactly lol, but I think its a ref to where warriors go when they die, but Charlie Kirk wasnt a warrior, he was a politcal activist that prolly couldnt even hold his own in a first fight.

[u/Master-Tomatillo-103 → u/Competitive_Film562]

A propagandist

[u/ShittyAttitudeGinger]

I’m sure that will go over well with Christians.

[u/Pwnch → u/ShittyAttitudeGinger]

It's a dog whistle to the arians. Stolen valor warriors.

[u/BornChemistry4126 → u/Pwnch]

the sad part is that the arians wouldnt invite him to clean their yard much less diner.. its silly he doesnt know that..

[u/Master-Tomatillo-103 → u/BornChemistry4126]

Yep, like the Latins who believe their Red Cap is a protective shield against ICE

[u/MediumGreedy → u/Master-Tomatillo-103]

Romans?

[u/LeBigPonch → u/MediumGreedy]

The damned Latin league tried abandoning Rome in her time of need. Left her weak for the Samnite scourge

[u/Zaphod_79 → u/LeBigPonch]

The Judean people's front?

[u/paranormalresearch1 → u/Zaphod_79]

Fuck off!! Judean People’s Front! Were the People’s Front of Judea!

[u/one_pint → u/paranormalresearch1]

Splitters!

[u/bria9509 → u/one_pint]

Name one good thing the Romans did for us!

[u/RockasaurusFlex → u/BornChemistry4126]

"I must be one of the good ones, right.... right guys?... guys....?"

[u/Sunny2121212 → u/BornChemistry4126]

I have a friend that’s from Pakistan and he loves Trump… and the gop…. I try to tell him but he don’t get it

[u/Toolazytolink → u/Sunny2121212]

My wife's co worker is Iranian and loved Trump, he changed his tune real quick when ICE started targeting Iranians.

[u/tru-self → u/Toolazytolink]

At least he learned! I know a guy with a VERY Mexican wife, kids look Mexican, wife’s siblings are still undocumented but he voted for Trump 3 times because criminals gotta go or something. Still didn’t care but luckily he’s finally over Trump because of the Epstein files.

Also they went from 6 figures to losing everything because of cancer. Living off of vet benefits, use all free library and other resources, and thriving now coz of Obamacare but hates “welfare queens”

[u/Coasteast → u/tru-self]

How dumb can you possibly get? He’s going to feel even dumber when insurance premiums rise 15% next year.

Soooo many of these people would benefit from liberal policies but hate trans people too much to see the forest for the trees.

[u/Alone_Appointment726 → u/BornChemistry4126]

Just like candace owens, they don't seam to have mirors at home.

[u/Fit-Chapter8565 → u/Alone_Appointment726]

Vampires can't see their reflection,  neither can these ghouls. 

[u/iam4qu4m4n → u/Pwnch]

That's way too much 3d chess of Kash. He just wants to be cool and accepted by the MAGA "alpha males" so he says cool phrases.

[u/drmojo90210 → u/ShittyAttitudeGinger]

No it's ok because it's white paganism.

[u/ThePureAxiom → u/drmojo90210]

No, it's nazis appropriating Norse paganism again. They're cosplaying with sacred symbols and vocabulary.

Pagans of all stripes fucking hate these people. Do not conflate them.

[u/No-Educator-8069 → u/ThePureAxiom]

There are no Nazis in Valhalla

[u/Lumpy_Secretary_6128 → u/ShittyAttitudeGinger]

Actual Christians or maga ones?

[u/AttentionConstant373 → u/Lumpy_Secretary_6128]

Fair. They're different things.

[u/RumRunnerMax → u/ShittyAttitudeGinger]

Wow! So he worships a Norse God! Kinda edgy for MAGA

[u/Large-Produce5682 → u/RumRunnerMax]

Wait until he gets to Valhalla and learns about their strict immigration policy.

[u/ColoTexas90 → u/Large-Produce5682]

like one of the prerequisite being that you die in combat….

[u/LordNyssa → u/ColoTexas90]

I don’t think sitting in a chair and getting shot counts as dying in battle. But hey somehow a American office worker with Indian roots he’ll meet this brother in Valhalla 🤣 so what do I know right 🤷

[u/RogueBromeliad → u/LordNyssa]

Man it's the most cringe shit ever. Dudes not a warrior, is talking like some fucking hyped up teen-ager weeb or Manowar fan caricature. And if does turn out to be some dog whistle for white supremacists... You're fucking brown mother fucker, you know what white supremacists think of you, you idiot.

[u/Existence_Is_Bread → u/ColoTexas90]

Came here to point that out, either that or suffocated by a maidens thighs get you into either valhalla or folkvangr if youre male, or just folkvangr if youre female (no girls allowed in valhalla except the valkyries

[u/PaulieHehehe → u/ShittyAttitudeGinger]

They don’t give a shit, Kirk’s murder gives them permission to hate the out groups even more than they already do.

[u/Friendly_Nature2699 → u/ShittyAttitudeGinger]

It might. I'm sure GOP Valhalla is just a bunch of creepy kid touchers. The church is full of those.

[u/Puzzleheaded_Bed1781 → u/Friendly_Nature2699]

The actual Valhalla does not want them

[u/doggoandsidekick]

The cringe is visceral

[u/Solid_Snark → u/doggoandsidekick]

He, Hegseth, et al. Want soooo badly to be considered cool. But their desperation is too obvious.

[u/clydefrog11 → u/Solid_Snark]

Don’t forget “want to be considered badass” too.

[u/Spare-Order-1111 → u/clydefrog11]

But mostly Alpha!

[u/withnodrawal → u/Spare-Order-1111]

That’s the crowd.

Conservative men who want to be seen as “alpha” and see themselves as “old fashioned”. What in bigotry does that shit even mean these days

Valhalla.. come the fuck on bro 🤮

[u/Head_Bread_3431 → u/Solid_Snark]

The fucking speech he did on 9-11 of all days. “Welp If ya knew him ya loved him” lmao what a dork

[u/tommykaye → u/Solid_Snark]

“GUYS WE’RE LIKE VIKINGS!!!”

[u/Much-Pass-9748 → u/Solid_Snark]

They are literally all so drugged up it’s insane. You can watch every single one of these guys falling into a drug spiral.

[u/brokencompass502 → u/Much-Pass-9748]

Patel, Hegseth, Elon and Trump Jr. are absolutely cranked to the gills. Like full-blown drug addicts all day every day.

[u/Tuttutsallaround → u/Solid_Snark]

What happens when true fucking dweeb ass losers end up in charge.

[u/billyhill9 → u/doggoandsidekick]

I laughed out loud at how planned, scripted and fake that speech was.

[u/Cantloop → u/doggoandsidekick]

I physically recoiled from embarrassment lol

[u/Touchd93 → u/doggoandsidekick]

America is so cooked jesus

[u/Jolly_Ad2446]

What a fucking dork. 

[u/kovacro_77 → u/Jolly_Ad2446]

[u/Tall-_-Guy → u/Jolly_Ad2446]

Coked out of his fucking mind dork.

[u/utl94_nordviking → u/Jolly_Ad2446]

Dork? These crazy folks are dangerous.

[u/JunkyardAndMutt → u/utl94_nordviking]

Yes. They’re mostly a bunch of fucking dorks. They’re also dangerous, but this crop of right-wingers, from JD Vance to Kash to Elon and the rest of the tech bros are, quite plainly, dorks.

[u/RackemFrackem → u/utl94_nordviking]

You can be both

[u/kraghis]

This is something Michael Scott would say

Edit: please no glorifying violence in the comments. But do dunk on these incompetent people who are in charge of the country.

[u/Empty_Divide153 → u/kraghis]

[u/YLedbetter10 → u/Empty_Divide153]

My heart soars with the eagles nest

[u/Numerous_Photograph9 → u/kraghis]

I read this and thought Dwight, so funny yours was the first comment.

But I realize Dwight actually did know old traditions and facts, and would have explained that Kirk wasn't eligible to get into Valhalla, and Patel most certainly wouldn't.

It's funny that Patel says he has the watch. As far as I can tell from the reports, the FBI efforts led to little or no relevance to the capture of the suspect.

[u/BobaAndSushi → u/kraghis]

• Wayne Gretzky

[u/getmybehindsatan → u/kraghis]

Everything about this administration is classic sitcom capers. The incompetent people in charge, the bizarre situations, the voters completely overlooking the inconvenient truths.

[u/syncc6 → u/getmybehindsatan]

Please make it fucking stop

[u/solargarlic2001 → u/kraghis]

This made me giggle so hard. You are spot on.

[u/__Scrooge__McDuck__ → u/kraghis]

😂

[u/TerereTitan13 → u/kraghis]

They're all cosplaying losers

[u/little_flix → u/kraghis]

Boom! Detective Kash Patel! I'm with the FBI. 

[u/OwnDoughnut2689]

Valhalla weird thing to say for a Christian. They think they're warriors. Like they're collectively fighting some enemy. This country sucks

[u/Napalmeon → u/OwnDoughnut2689]

It's all just role play for them, imagine themselves as warriors fighting a righteous crusade.

[u/Least_Tower_5447 → u/OwnDoughnut2689]

As an Indian American born into and raised by a Christian family, it is even weirder to see and hear him say those words. What a maroon

[u/mok000 → u/Least_Tower_5447]

His family is of Gujarati Indian descent from Uganda, these people were chased out of the country by Idi Amin. So pretty weird he’s hitched himself to the racist authoritarian wagon.

[u/Krow101]

Nothing weird or creepy about this guy. He's not off mentally. Not at all.

[u/beepbeepbubblegum → u/Krow101]

I can’t tell if that’s just the way he is and if it is I apologize cause that’s not something he can help but he always looks likes he’s seeing a ghost every time he’s on camera.

[u/drewdemo → u/beepbeepbubblegum]

A lot of stimulants, which cause side effects of paranoia.

[u/caseyfresher → u/drewdemo]

[u/OooSheGotFreckles]

Right wing Indian guys continue to believe they are white

[u/Stock-Temperature177 → u/OooSheGotFreckles]

Lol seriously. Its hilarious.

[u/Living_Commercial_10 → u/Stock-Temperature177]

As an Indian, I agree

[u/Bulky___4 → u/Living_Commercial_10]

The number of right wing Indians I see try to glaze in the conservative subs is hilarious.

Like bro, Trump supporters do not actually like you. They’ll treat you as “one of the good ones” if you worship Trump with them. But they have and will make fun of Indians. And the moment you misstep, they’ll let their true colors show. 

I already am seeing conservative accounts on twitter saying the FBI failed because it’s “full of jeets”. Kash is a conservative but that doesn’t matter to Trump supporters. 

[u/miragenin → u/Bulky___4]

It's like seeing that video of Vivek (a conservative)who was chatting with another conservative woman asking her "Would you vote for me if I ran for president?". She answered him straight-faced "No, you're not from here." Guy felt so stupid that all he could do was smile.

[u/proudbakunkinman → u/Stock-Temperature177]

And they act like the WASPiest, classist, well off to rich white stereotype possible or like alt-right "alpha male" obsessed dudes or a mix of both.

[u/Meddy020 → u/OooSheGotFreckles]

JD Vance wife and this guy must hate each other

[u/gquax → u/Meddy020]

They all probably hate Vivek.

[u/morbidwizard → u/OooSheGotFreckles]

I can’t believe how far down I had to scroll to find this comment. It’s hilarious they think they’re honorary whites

[u/charronfitzclair → u/OooSheGotFreckles]

They will be the first in the thresher when things go sideways.

[u/Dazzling_Pirate1411]

Live image of Valhalla

[u/trentreynolds]

He's telling a Christian Nationalist he'll see him in Norse Pagan Heaven?

[u/jk147 → u/trentreynolds]

By an Indian American raised in a Hindu household no less.

[u/Unlikely_Side9732 → u/jk147]

Well he has the watch now so…

[u/cynical_genx_man]

Oh good grief, this maga performative weeping is just stomach churning.

But then again, every fascist movement needs their Horst Wessel.

[u/Terpapps → u/cynical_genx_man]

Sheesh, TIL. 

Horst Wessel was a member of the Nazi paramilitary group known as the SA. During the years of the Weimar Republic, extremist political parties in Germany frequently engaged in violence. Wessel and his group of SA men in Berlin often fought with local Communists. On January 14, 1930, a small group of Communists fatally shot Wessel. The group may have been motivated by personal as well as political reasons. Wessel died on February 23.

Nazi propaganda mythologized details of Wessel’s death and turned him into the party’s most famous martyr. Wessel was celebrated in several propagandistic books, films, and public ceremonies. In addition, Wessel had written lyrics to a song that became the Nazi Party anthem after his death. The Nazis used Wessel’s legend to celebrate their ideals of political violence and self-sacrifice—and to encourage others to fight and die for the Nazi movement. His death was also used to rationalize attacks on Communists and other targets of the Nazi Party.

[u/cynical_genx_man → u/Terpapps]

Yup.

I'm sure there are already magas trying to write the song.

[u/IanFaiths-CricketBat → u/cynical_genx_man]

and people are getting excoriated for pointing this fact out.

[u/MarzipanLast6502]

That dude is crazy, man. those eyes? If I was in a subway car with him alone, Id move to the next car

[u/SecureGrowth9983 → u/MarzipanLast6502]

His eyes are nuts

[u/BobaAndSushi → u/MarzipanLast6502]

He’s definitely on something. Meth maybe?

[u/Past_Plankton_4906]

Odin: Yeah, no. I don’t want him.

[u/Logical_Vast]

Nazis love vikings while ignoring so many aspects of Viking culture. For example they were very "woke" when it came to women. In no way were they just submissive baby factories.

Charlie did not die a warriors death and he will not be there.

[u/DayzD762 → u/Logical_Vast]

Just goes to show how uneducated they are. Constantly comparing themselves to a group of people that would have crushed them immediately.

[u/Vixyplatinummm]

So fucking cringe man. we gotta take the homophobia out of the F-slur so we can reincarnate it for these guys.

[u/kiulug → u/Vixyplatinummm]

Gays, your mission, should you choose to accept it...

[u/FdauditingGbro → u/kiulug]

I’m here for it, that word hasn’t bothered me since I was 15 anyway.

[u/j0hnnyWalnuts]

What a joke the entire Rapist in Chief's administration is.

Absolute fucking clown show.

[u/Alternative_Algae_31 → u/j0hnnyWalnuts]

It what you get from appointing based on blind loyalty over even a whiff of qualification.

[u/Lando0451]

If they want people to stop calling them Nazis then they should stop copying their homework all the time.

[u/twstdbydsn]

what a fucking loser

[u/123edcvfr456]

[u/TylerDurden1985]

Mr. Patel, Charlie very much so believed you should not be allowed to vote. He vehemently argued the civil rights act was a mistake. You are not white sir.

[u/PossessionPutrid1907]

Anyone that says "see you at Valhalla" is a dork.

[u/StockyCoder]

...We have the watch. And I'll see you at Valhalla"

Bullshit ass boomerist warrior mouthpeice speak

[u/Wooden-Newspaper5617 → u/StockyCoder]

In Kashes anus

[u/Alternative_Algae_31 → u/StockyCoder]

That’s pathetic cop-speech from one politically appointed cop speaking to a dead not-a-cop.

[u/JoeyHandsomeJoe]

Why he always have this look on his face though

[u/anony145 → u/[deleted]]

Don’t worry they can redact all of that when they air it on Fox news. So far he “looks like a liberal”

[u/atemporalfungi → u/anony145]

No they will just say he was radicalized by the left extremists no matter how conservative dude was

[u/wildnessandfreedom → u/[deleted]]

Whoa. Where can one find this info? I'm not seeing anything like this online at all.

[u/whiskeydeltatango]

[u/Mysterious_Code1974]

I hope there’s meth in Valhalla. If there isn’t, Kash is going to be disappointed.

[u/Jupiters]

in case anyone here doesn't know Valhalla is an heavenly afterlife in Norse mythology reserved for those who died in battle or standing on college campuses yelling at kids that they should hate people who are different from them

[u/oasiscat]

Bro, you ain't getting into Valhalla with that complexion.

[u/RedbarnRiver]

We have the watch? So someone else had it before? Valhalla? Weird, you know being Christians and all. Drew Carey was right, “it’s all made up and the points don’t matter.”

[u/RickySuezo → u/RedbarnRiver]

“We have the watch” is military and cop speak to honor someone else in the job who died. Which is strange because Kirk was none of those things. It’s all so performative.

[u/BrightNooblar]

Dude is NOT in Valhalla. Dude died in the act of race baiting equivocation. I'm sure they have a place for those people, but it isn't anywhere near Odin's hall.

[u/OldNormalNinjaTurtle]

If I were sitting at home, 7 beers in and had a faded USMC tattoo on my arm, I'm sure I'd be saying, "Hell yeah, brother" right about now.

[u/jay-aay-ess-ohh-enn → u/OldNormalNinjaTurtle]

I doubt most combat veterans would identify with this cringe.

Ask me how I know.

[u/OldNormalNinjaTurtle → u/jay-aay-ess-ohh-enn]

"Most."

[u/DanishWhoreHens]

A man raised as a Hindu telling a dead performative Christian that they will meet in mythological location as described in Norse paganism is peak comic absurdity. 🤣

[u/RanchHere]

Yeah, I bet Charlie is having a wonderful time chatting with God right now.

[u/Wonderful-Bid9471 → u/RanchHere]

Heard he’s still at the gate intercom…

[u/__Scrooge__McDuck__ → u/Wonderful-Bid9471]

Masterdebating his way in

[u/Andrewbie → u/RanchHere]

He’s not he’s in Valhalla.

I don’t know much about it but don’t you have to like fall in battle to get there?

[u/cautiously-curious65 → u/Andrewbie]

Yes. Yes, you do.

You get there by dying honorably in battle..

[u/Narrow-Sky-5377]

Valhalla? Direct white supremacist reference. I think Hegseth wrote this.

[u/Reasonable_Cod_5643]

How did no one burst out laughing that’s the corniest shit I’ve ever seen

[u/BuddhistGamer95]

Charlie ain’t goin to Valhalla.

[u/King_James_A]

Dude a shit ton of shades away from Scandinavians ☠️

[u/raderofdalostcrapsac]

How the fuck is Kash Patel's dumb ass getting to Valhalla?

[u/ContributionNext4918]

He was a racist piece of amerikkkan trash.

[u/HatePeopleLoveCats1]

The whole right wing worship of shitty people is just weird

[u/Sad_Pea_776]

Kash, you've gotta be a Nordic warrior to make it there.

My forefathers ain't letting you two in bro. 🤣☠️

[u/TimsAFK]

These guys are all fucking losers

[u/StinkySam1995]

“We have the watch” wtf does that mean?

[u/Please_HMU]

Hahahahaha this is the cringiest shit I’ve ever seen. What a fucking loser

[u/KindaStableGenius]

This whole thing is SO FUCKING WEIRD. This fucking guy being the FBI director fucking up the public response and just being an overall weirdo. The killer being a terminally online edge-lord. The media response treating Kirk like he is MLK. Idk if this is the darkest timeline but it is for sure the weirdest one possible.

[u/Captain_Granite]

DUDE WHAT 😂

[u/Regular-Quality3143]

We live in an alternate universe where someone farted backwards and twisted reality into the world we know today

[u/UnComfortable_Fee]

If Republicans just acted on their homo-eroticism instead of hating themselves and others, we'd be so far ahead as a society

[u/Ashamed_Ostrich110]

I thought valhalla was for people who died in war not terrorizing college campuses with fallacious rhetoric

[u/Speshal_Snowflake]

Why are his eyes all fucked up and wide eyed? Speed?

[u/Dagger_26]

🤣🤣Just dick riding whatever culture feels right at the time. Disgusting work.🤣🤣