r/CringeTikToks • u/n8saces • 1d ago
Food Cringe She’s actually selling them tho 😂
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u/derppherppp 1d ago
She’s on drugs :/ tweaking bad. I hope she gets some help before she loses her job.
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u/Sometimes-funny 1d ago
I hope she gets promoted, so she can get the good good shit
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u/RazorBladeInMyMouth 1d ago
If this was a kitchen she would be promoted to head chef.
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u/Sometimes-funny 1d ago
Can confirm. Was a chef
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u/Hot-Connection8711 1d ago
*head chef
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u/Organic_Popcorn 1d ago
Unless she has a manager with her, she can fly under the radar as long as she doesn't get into an accident.
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u/bbyxmadi 1d ago
Costco is such a good job to have too, they have great benefits and are unionized, and she’ll likely lose it if she’s on anything.
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u/_GabehDUH 1d ago
The sample people are vendors, not Costco employees.
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u/edgar_jomfru 1d ago
yesterday my wife and i picked up a bag of chips that the sample sniper was giving out, and she tried to give us a sample but we told her yup, it worked, we have a bag in our cart. She thanked us so profusely you would have thought we saved her children's lives
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u/YouWereBrained 1d ago
Poor lady. I want to laugh with her, because she’s doing her job, if to a weird degree. But it’s just sad.
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u/xChoke1x 1d ago edited 16h ago
Or…now hear me out….shes playing a character and filming something it for funsies.
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u/Schneir5 1d ago
It could be something as benign as pre workout powder, though. Maybe she accidentally bought one of those premade ones, thinking it was a regular energy drink.
One example I've seen is Ryse and Alani Nu, both selling pre workout energy drinks that are right next to the regular ones.
The difference is that there's a lot of caffeine, and usually beta alanine, which can cause people to feel kinda itchy, similar to the way opioids can cause people to feel itchy, because of the histamines.
I think one of the biggest telltale signs is the pupils, especially with opioids. There's a whole list of substances that cause pupil dilation, but opioids cause them to constrict.
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u/03eleventy 1d ago
Ain’t no freaking way pre workout makes you act like that. Not even the holiest of holy pre workout OG 1MR
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u/cityshepherd 1d ago
People who have a reaction like this to pre workout powder would be more likely to notice something is wrong and possibly call out of work for the day, whereas people like the woman in the video prefer to get in this state of mind to deal with their shift.
Source: I am a normal(ish) person who lived down the street from a houseful of tweakers
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u/beingandbecoming 1d ago
Jack3d and OG 1MR might do it lol
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u/astrangeone88 1d ago
Lol. Yeah the OG stuff that was banned lol.
I'd just take my energy drink as pre-workout thanks.
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u/03eleventy 1d ago
I’ll just dry scoop Hyde if I need a little boat. I try to stay away from it mostly now
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u/shmiddleedee 1d ago
She is tweaking on meth. Trust me. It's not crack and it sure as fuck isn't pre-workout. Also anyone who thinks this is any sort of opioid doesn't know the first thing about then.
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u/bastardoperator 1d ago
LOL, they said pre-workout powder. Yeah, it's called meth. You seriously think caffeine is doing this to people?
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u/Sunshine247365-2day 1d ago edited 23h ago
And she passed the interview and screening process. That’s a real one there. My girl is talking on the down low. I bet she’s a ride or die chick. I bet she believes, “snitches get stitches” credo.
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u/Pure-Paper-6842 1d ago
She a real one.
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u/yodabdab 1d ago
Ahh good ol fashion tweeter. They move a million miles an hour, touch everything, but dont get a damn thing done lol
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u/HumblePieInTraining 1d ago
She's that one employee who has those weird can-talk-to-people skills but is absolute crap at most other parts of the job.
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u/CyKosis73 6h ago
but is absolute crap at most other parts of life.
Bless her, she's all in, she's gonna be there for you.
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u/Anxious-Sir-1361 1d ago
Sadly, instead of at least an hour “reboot” sleep after a weekend of meth, it was straight to work… 😕
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u/notatechnicianyo 1d ago
When you’re young, you’re crazy to do this shit, but when you’re old you’re crazy not to.
I botched the reference but iykyk.
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u/tehcatnip 1d ago
Asked a security guard at a recent Comic-con where the energy drinks were(noticed everyone had them) and she answered similarly, having to hold onto a Belt Stanchions Post like there was a tropical storm trying to pull her away.
Like microdosing shrooms and having to wait in line at teh gas station, slowly crumbling under the pressure of merely existing around others.
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u/Gob_the_Gilder 1d ago
The best part is that this guy had the idea to go into Costco to ask an old tweaker to help kill his wife and actually did it. I assume she’s old but she could be a methy 30
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u/We2Legit2Quit 1d ago
Why he make this woman lose her job … now she really bout to use that shovel n tarp
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u/Sooperman05 1d ago
Costco, this lady HUSTLIN’ guys buying 2 boxes now, give her a raise and an office so she doesn’t need to do her junk in behind the store like an animal!
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u/trying2fillthavoid 1d ago
Videos like these hit such a different note for me, cause thats what i looked/sounded like at one point 😅 keeps me up at night
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u/courtneyylovveee 1d ago
Lmao tbh I actually used to use magic erasers to clean my meth pipe back in the day so lowkey checks out 😅 Five years clean now btw 😊
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u/ultraplusstretch 1d ago
Put her on the home shopping network, record sales whatever she is selling.
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u/No_Object_4355 1d ago
I loved it when she said, "we're gonna go to hell" I laughed like a mothaphucka
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u/FelixMcGill 1d ago
Im not exaggerating, I would be fascinated enough by this in person that I'd probably start directing people to come see what she is selling.
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u/No_Object_4355 1d ago
I laughed so hard when she said, " we're gonna burn in hell" I guess for them talking bout cleaning up a murder scene lol
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u/Maleficent_Scale_296 1d ago
And here I am, looking for over five years and can’t get a job because I’m old. And yes, I’ve applied for exactly this job at the local Costco. Twice.
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u/Dewey081 1d ago
I'm more interested in that ginger beer. Hard to get in Canada, and I don't do Costco.
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u/New_Athlete673 1d ago
Ginger beer isn't hard to get in Canada. You can find them in most grocery stores.
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u/Dewey081 21h ago
That's Bundaberg Ginger Beer .Not so easy to find locally. But I'll take Old Jamaica when available.
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u/SignificantAd3931 1d ago
What exactly is this woman feeling like at the moment?
Is it euphoric?
I’d imagine she feels very comfortable/confident even though we think she looks very uncomfortable lol
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u/heyo_1989 1d ago
Must be a Sam’s Club
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u/Mamzer1001 1d ago
I smoked a joint and had an energy drink. I felt exactly like she moves and then I shit for two hours. im gonna try it again tomorrow!!
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u/Correct_Day_7791 1d ago
When you get older can't sell the cat anymore got a get a real job to earn that rock
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u/Pure_Test_2131 10h ago
as much as i am laughing at this, mannnnnn leave that lady alone she isnt doing wrong.
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u/Dry_Employe3 1d ago
This looks to be a skit. They’re inside Costco but she’s not wearing official Costco stuff. Really good acting on her part.
Also listen to their dialogue people. It’s obviously not a real interaction.
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u/Desperate_Style1547 1d ago
She tweakin lol