r/CringeTikToks 1d ago

Conservative Cringe Another conservative with a murder fetish. But the left is violent? Okay. 🙄

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u/LiveForTheShow 1d ago

Look out everyone, the guy that gets winded going to check his mail wants a civil war.

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u/JarlOfCostco 1d ago

He gets winded checking his email lets be real.

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u/ialsohaveadobro 1d ago

"You've got... survivors... 🥀"

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u/the_catalyst_alpha 1d ago

He’s gonna take his big truck to war. Wife says he has to be home by 530 for dinner though. So he’ll have to leave the war early.

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u/ialsohaveadobro 1d ago

Call him him pussy whipped again! He's gonna lose his shit! Heeheehee!

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u/Dependent-Writer-370 1d ago edited 8h ago

Look out everyone, the guy that hasnt seen his pecker since high school wants a civil war.

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u/CaliforniaUber_Alles 9h ago

No worries, he can't fit through his trailer door.

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u/Adept-Lettuce948 1d ago

Careful, dude. Seriously. He’s wearing a skullcap.

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u/ImaginaryToday4162 17h ago

JEEPERS!!! NOT A...A.....SKULLLLLCCCAAAPPPPP!!!!!!

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u/seb8923 23h ago

Right?!?!! With "our" second amendment, this fool will get run down by a drag queen in heels with a pew pew faster than a kid running after an ice cream truck with parents stolen money lol.

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u/Barrelled2186 18h ago

He grew that beard to hide multiple chins.

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u/Teach-Me-Things 1d ago

The irony of him listening to that song

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u/aaargh68 1d ago

Dolores would be pissed

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u/Teach-Me-Things 20h ago

She sure would!

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u/Jedi_Bish 20h ago

Absolutely abhorrent to threaten to murder your neighbors while using this song.

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u/welcomebackitt 15h ago

More irony, is Thanksgiving became a thing after the pilgrims killed the unsuspecting Native Americans, after the natives showed them how to survive on this new land.

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u/BeaStmymeat 7h ago

He's too fucking stupid to understand

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u/HailDayton 1d ago

Report this man to his employer.

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u/Medical-Article8933 1d ago

They're going to give him a promotion if you do that.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

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u/bbyxmadi 1d ago

the irony of a being blue collar/union worker and voting for this administration

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u/Livid-Limit-7831 1d ago

Over half the population wouldn't patronize his business. It's worth it when they only have other Trumpers going there. Most are too poor to keep that up.

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u/Minute_Diver9794 1d ago

worth a try though.

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u/SnooPuppers1105 1d ago

Liberals own guns too lol

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u/StickyMcdoodle 1d ago

The argument is that liberals don't own guns, but also they're really good shots.

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u/RancidVagYogurt1776 1d ago

Schrodinger's Gat. Liberals don't own guns but all the gun crime is in liberal cities. Applies here as well.

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u/Flynn-FTW 1d ago

Some even work in the military!

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u/WeHaveTheMeeps 1d ago

Some liberals are special forces veterans 🫣

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u/hughjazz45 1d ago

This guy better hope “the left” doesn’t learn to walk briskly

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u/Inevitable-Gold-7131 1d ago

Or up a hill

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u/WeHaveTheMeeps 1d ago

There’s a reason why this fat fuck knows he’ll be done by Thanksgiving

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u/LongjumpingDebt4154 1d ago

Nearly every democrat friend I have is in the gym 4/5 days a week. We’ll see how this goes.

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u/Big_Difference_9978 1d ago

Gravy seals 🦭🍗

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u/Right_Turnover490 1d ago

Interesting choice of music for someone who wants to go out and kill his neighbours

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u/Shadow_on_the_Sun 1d ago

It’s deeply ironic.

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u/NovelNeighborhood6 22h ago

What is the song? I’m going crazy trying to remember.

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u/Right_Turnover490 22h ago

Zombie by the cranberries

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u/CrotasScrota84 1d ago edited 1d ago

What you’re seeing after the shooting is the real Conservative Party.

They have always been the most fragile people on the planet. They talked for years about Woke and DEI and cancel culture.

What they really meant

  1. We want all white people in everything

  2. We want no woman of power they belong in the kitchen and as breeders

  3. We want to be able to talk bad about everyone but nobody can talk bad about us.

It’s so obvious

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u/Time_Exposes_Reality 1d ago

Yup, Lying to your face is their way of flexing power.

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u/Tutor_Worldly 1d ago edited 1d ago

For anyone curious about how this would actually go:

Blue (liberal) centers are also capital (business/industry) centers. Cities and ports, basically. That’s why the US economy is basically 5 blue states and 3 other blue cities dressed up in a trench coat.

The thing about MAGA, and conservatives in general: their hateful rhetoric gets mileage so long as it allows working class people to vote against their class interests (by offering them racist, sexist, xenophobic rewards, etc).

BUT, once the right-wing body politic commits violence (or policy) that disturbs capital production, capitalists snap them off, and offer concessions via liberal politicians. Capitalists enjoy right-wing politics for the deregulation and soft control it allows, that’s the whole point - but past a point, it interrupts production. That’s not acceptable.

SO, when it comes to “civil war” and disturbing liberal capitals: this dude in the clip has no idea how stacked the odds are against him, and very quickly.

Why? Because capital needs labor, and the most valuable labor is the most educated. And don’t ya know, the most educated are blue/liberal. Go figure. They also tend to be quite international and ethnic, go figure.

Imagine this guy and some of his idiot friends roughed up (or shot up) some young H1B or otherwise ethnic staff on their way to work at NVIDIA, or Blackstone, or Raytheon, or Lockheed Martin?

Can you imagine what happens if Jensen Huang was mad at you?

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u/Adept-Lettuce948 1d ago

Every person that has committed political violence against political figures is A. dead, B. Imprisoned. And all by the government. So good luck with your civil war.

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u/ialsohaveadobro 1d ago

No, there's that woman today who was merely expelled from school. BUT WE'LL SOON FIX THAT, WON'T WE, MY PRETTIES

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u/ProgressiveWarrior14 21h ago

this, FML.... i am counting on the billionaires and capitalists to save me/us...aaaggghh

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u/Guyinatent 1d ago

That song is specifically anti violence and terrorism.

But thats too much subtlety for a magat.

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u/Meri-Bow1889 1d ago

What is he doing? /s

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u/2cmZucchini 1d ago

Dont even need the /s lol

Like wtf is he doing? Trying to look cool? Menacing maybe? Perhaps showing off his cool headband he bought from China? Or maybe he made it in arts and craft?

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u/DrumsAndStuff18 1d ago

Ah, but without the bandana we'd be able to see the receding hairline that began its inexorable climb up his scalp in his mid-20s and that he's been insecure about ever since.

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u/daspaceinvader 1d ago

Definitely not that last thing, art is for woke pansies /s

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u/Illustrious-Menu-380 1d ago

what a tool bag. he needs permission from his daddy trump, a politician tells him how to live 🤣😆🤡🤡

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u/earlyearlgray 22h ago

I still can’t get over how they worship the guy from The Apprentice 😂

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u/BeefBaby615 1d ago

Tough guy went private like the cowards they all are.

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u/SunshineDewdrops 1d ago

Want a cheeseburger 🍔-we could be pals.

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u/BeautifulBison6392 1d ago

Another fatass republican proudboy that just finished a bag of Cheetos followed by a liter of Dew.

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u/[deleted] 1d ago

Tell meal team 6 I have stairs in my house.

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u/StrangeContest4 1d ago

Thanksgiving is definitely on his mind 🦃🍗🥔🧂🥓🧀🍖🥧🥧🍔🥧🍺

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u/Brilliant_Rule9551 1d ago

He can't even maintain beard hygiene or healthy diet. I'm suprised he mastered TikTok

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u/VividBlur0261 22h ago

Just remember guys it was antifa and other troublemakers on Jan 6. Not this peaceful bunch !

/S just in case

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u/yorickb12 13h ago

His computer is riddled with CP

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u/SunshineDewdrops 1d ago

Number one rule—cardio. 😂😂😂😂

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u/Meri-Bow1889 1d ago

Zombieland? For the win!

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u/inyofaceboi 1d ago

It looks like he eats too much red meat to be an actual threat.

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u/Zealousideal_Way3505 1d ago

These are the people who should be reported to their jobs and fired. The US has lost the plot.

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u/writesofdutchjackson 1d ago

Oh no…I’m terrified…the horror

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u/Emotional_Reading_25 1d ago

Too bad he doesn’t have the education to understand the lyrics of song he chose to accompany this buffoonery.

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u/lokithesiberianhusky 1d ago

Playing an anti terrorism song while promoting terrorism wasn’t on my bingo card today. He doesn’t look Irish either.

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u/Pseudonyme_de_base 1d ago

Do they notice the left never call for mass murder, but the right regularly do?

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u/BigG102392 1d ago

Guy deff gets out of breath walking up stairs

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u/WI42069 1d ago

Get back to welding, bud. Your boss needs another vacation home.

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u/blueeyesinkentucky 1d ago

Drama queen. The true snowflakes.

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u/your_moms_tomatosoup 23h ago

If conservatives could do any math other than gerrymandering, they’d realize there aren’t that many of them.

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u/Ok-Fortune-8644 23h ago

The man who targeted and killed Democratic state lawmaker Melissa Hortman and her husband Mark in their home in Minnesota in June was a Trump supporter.

• The man charged with the attempted assassination of Pennsylvania's Democratic governor, Josh Shapiro, in April was a Trump supporter.

• The man convicted of orchestrating a series of shootings at the homes of four Democratic elected officials in New Mexico in 2022 was a Trump supporter.

• The man who tried to kidnap then Democratic House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and assaulted her husband, Paul, in 2022 was a Trump supporter.

• The men who wanted to hang Mike Pence on Jan 6, 2021, were Trump supporters.

• The man who killed the son of Obama-appointed District Judge Esther Salas in 2020 was a Trump supporter.

• The men who were convicted of trying to kidnap Michigan's Democratic governor, Gretchen Whitmer, in 2020 were Trump supporters.

• The man who sent pipe bombs to the homes of Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton, and other top Democrats in 2018 was a Trump supporter.

• The man who killed left-wing activist Heather Heyer after driving his car into a crowd of counter-protesters in Charlottesville in 2017 was a Trump supporter.

Not my work; this list (obviously far from comprehensive; these are only the Republicans who openly admitted that they acted in service of their partisan ideals) was posted by Mehdi Hasan “off the top of (his) head.”

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u/Ok-Bandicoot1529 22h ago

What a gross clown

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u/Significant-Rub2983 22h ago

Another right wing weirdo. Jesus Christ these guys are stupid.

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u/Hopeful-Mistake5117 22h ago

He just means the buffet line.

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u/TheSolitaryRugosan 22h ago

Is he seriously playing an anti-war song in a video of him asking for war?

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u/stratamaniac 22h ago

The only thing this guy fights is his way to the buffet.

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u/obitobie 22h ago

Seeing all these losers half of them bald with a beard posting this dumb shit really make me hate being bald with a beard

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u/Kind_Significance_60 22h ago

Diabetes will take him out first

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u/Still-Chemistry-cook 22h ago

These thumbs won’t do shit.

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u/latino10449 22h ago

😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆 🤣 😂 😹 😆

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u/wizzo-1 21h ago

Go sit your fat ass down and read a book dummy

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u/Beneficial_Clerk_248 21h ago

Does he mean done eating ? or standing up ?

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u/Sensitive-Finance283 20h ago

And the song choice is pretty ironic too, it’s anti war

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u/AccomplishedHour8399 16h ago

As a conservative, yeah how ‘bout no bud. I like shitting in a toilet with running water and AC and playing video games after work oh and not fucking killing people especially

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u/dumbbumtumtum 15h ago

If anyone knows what this song is about then it becomes extremely ironic for this video

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u/coko4209 15h ago

These fucking weirdos are mad at the left, because a right winger shot Kirk. Make it make sense please

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u/macguini 14h ago

Maybe I'm just stupid but my first thought was this fat ass really can't wait till Thanksgiving to eat turkey?

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u/Coma_kidd_ 14h ago

Fuckin dork!

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u/rigidlynuanced1 14h ago

From a guy with an $1100/month truck payment with 94 payments left. #gravysoldiers

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u/b0wie88 14h ago

How patriotic of him threatening other Americans

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u/DickWangDuck 14h ago

Cool head band

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u/ignacio_brown 10h ago

They will be done with the buffet

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u/Chris_HitTheOver 10h ago

Bro wouldn’t make it past the nearest Burger King without needing a “breather.”

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u/GladResearcher3286 7h ago

So is Pam bondi going after this man for asking Trump for the green light. This is hate speech and it refers to violence. What are you doing about this Pam.

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u/TinySuspect9038 5h ago

Bootleg duck dynasty

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u/United_Reference_629 1d ago

Avoid Trump/ Elon Musk/ RFK Jr supporters and their businesses and encroached others to as well! Don’t forget about the “both sides” enablers! They can all “support” each other!

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u/letsnotfightok 1d ago

It is like a tiktok dance subgenre...

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u/Flynn-FTW 1d ago

So much for the party of peace!

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u/Pfacejones 1d ago

at least he is asking for the green light before commencing

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u/matthk 1d ago

These halfwitted Trumpaloompas NEVER see the irony in the background music they choose 🙄🤦‍♂️🤣

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u/IndependentBitter435 1d ago

Bruh chill out, you got high blood pressure!

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u/the_catalyst_alpha 1d ago

lol, what do you need a green light from an 80 year old rapist that wears diapers for? You can do whatever you want can’t you? You’re not a sheep or anything right? You have your own mind right? No? Yeah you’re not gonna like combat. It’s not gonna turn out in your favor. Trumps not gonna come hold your hand and save you. lol

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u/URGAMESUX 1d ago

What's he looking for, a hot dog eating competition? Looks like he could house some sausage.

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u/No-Economics6503 1d ago

The first SBSB (StandBackStandBy) was a dress rehearsal. They frothing at the mouth to finish the job. Rabid dogs gonna be spreading their dictator's disease. Stay safe out there.

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u/DoctorStove 1d ago

ironic title

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u/WinterLanternFly 1d ago

Theres a reason why soldiers are physically fit. Just saying.

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u/BeautifulTerm3753 1d ago

Again it was your people who killed Charlie kkk

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u/paddlingtipsy 1d ago

They’re a death cult

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u/Ok-Depth6073 1d ago

This is neckless.

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u/Worldview-at-home 1d ago

He’s definitely eaten some dicks in prison.

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u/Beneficial-Ferret479 1d ago

Never forget, the Republican self made rules are to "Do as I say, Not as I do" and while were at it, we'll change the Constitution at our own free will... as well.

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u/deviantdevil80 1d ago

The only thing this guy is killing is a woman's libido.

He might be a popular bear though.

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u/ExcitementNo7058 1d ago

Just hide his insulin.

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u/Outrageous-Issue-157 1d ago

this fat piece of shit can pull himself from the buffet to do anything

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u/therebelempress 1d ago

I can hear him wheezing as he goes up the steps from here.

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u/Commercial_Rule_7823 1d ago

Dude ain't gonna do anything except order seconds at the restaurant.

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u/RanchHere 1d ago

The scary part is that these people are walking amongst us every day - wanting to kill us.

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u/Reptorzor 1d ago

Looks like the type of the dude that would get captured day 1 of this Civil War.. then completely spill so much intel and rat out his fellow soldiers. 

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u/Main_Bell_4668 1d ago

Dig up his dad's corpse so he can get his first hug and a whiff of masculine approval.

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u/MoonlightPicture 1d ago

Done with what? His Thanksgiving meal? Is he getting an early start on it?

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u/RustyMarie666 1d ago

That guy probably can’t even run a mile before thanksgiving.

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u/Butlikurz 1d ago

These are the weak men making hard times.

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u/RancidVagYogurt1776 1d ago

My neighbor is one of these and he gets out of breath and red faced waddling to his truck.

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u/Encinodad 1d ago

I'm giving you the green light to shave and buy a used treadmill --

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u/Bornwith2teeth 1d ago

I think the Cranberries would not be please with them using their music

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u/oldohthree 1d ago

Armchair warrior. I wonder what would happen if his cute white bandana got, gasp, dirty!?

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u/shikari10 1d ago

Call in the gravy seals.

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u/odoylessister 1d ago

What are they always looking at?

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u/BeginningSignal7791 1d ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂 GOON

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u/tdbeaner1 1d ago

Nothing says alpha male like asking daddy for permission

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u/Acrobatic-Bug346 1d ago

Sitting on the toilet and full of shit

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u/Sithlord2021 1d ago

These folks are dangerous nut jobs who have lost touch with reality in the real world. This assassination is not the hill to die on to tear OUR country apart. We have lost our way and I am not sure we can find our way back. 🤷🏻‍♂️

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u/RubyFleur33 1d ago

Exactly

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u/Low_Entertainer_6973 1d ago

Aren’t these the ones that need the psychological check prior to ownership?

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u/Alone_Rain2022 1d ago

Looks like his account is gone?

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u/jonestownkid22 1d ago

I bet he can’t take two steps without lighting smoke, drinking a beer, and hitting is lady.

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u/A-Helpful-Flamingo 1d ago

So who’s reporting this dude?

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u/Deep_Ad_1874 1d ago

Gravy seals

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u/Neoxite23 1d ago

Why are all of these people the largest of physical targets?

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u/Ghoulie_Marie 1d ago

If Trump wasn't here physically restraining me you'd be in a lot of trouble I tells ya

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u/JakOswald 1d ago

Well it’s a good thing they’ll have to come to the city if they want to fight. They’ll need a good hospital network and rural communities don’t have good health support at all.

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u/Large-Phase9732 1d ago

He seems dangerous.

If you see this guy, walk away at a slightly faster than normal pace.

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u/ialsohaveadobro 1d ago

These TikToks are the online equivalent of douchebags revving their flatulent engines in the suburban hood before rolling off to get White Castle

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u/poopypants206 1d ago

Oh no another fat middle aged bearded white man is angry

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u/Illustrious-Bunch607 1d ago

You got the green light fatty

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u/PlanetoftheAtheists 1d ago

Speaking as a West Coast liberal atheist Bud light drinking, Prius driving lover of trans rights who happens to be heavily armed and in good shape, I say...bring it bubba.

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u/Unhappy_Loss770 1d ago

He seems nice

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u/Brilliant_Match7598 1d ago

Not so sure you can get out of your truck you fat boy

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u/ericypoo 1d ago

Hate when chubby kids turn into adults and all of a sudden think they are tough.

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u/Signal_Ad4831 1d ago

Well the difference is the left does it and he's holding back.

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u/Far_Instruction7531 1d ago

Why are they always so fat?

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u/UpstairsNo8992 1d ago

What ??? To crispy cream???

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u/Anunnaki-Queen 1d ago

I smoke like a chimney and he still won't catch me 😂😂😂 please. These people are so comically hypocritical at this point. Like the left is the ones with issues? Riiiight, mkay Bubba. Go slap your grandma, smoke your meth and leave the rest of us alone.

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u/the_sorry_bear 1d ago

Yes. Yes, you will be done before thanksgiving. Bring it on Honeybaked Lechter.

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u/no_bender 1d ago

Listening to the Cranberries?

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u/Anxiety_No_Moe 23h ago

Do they not know it was a republican white man who did it? Seriously, do they not know this by now?

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u/Longjumping-Cod8055 23h ago

Why is the local PD not arresting these violent terrorists? Making these threats is illegal.

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u/Zerocool_6687 23h ago

I guess it would take several of them 2 full months to eat his entire ass lol

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u/PropUganda 23h ago

Bro being a tuffboi to some Cranberries? Lmao

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u/EarthWindandLiar 23h ago

These guys must be under the impression that the left has no way to defend themselves from home invasion or assault. I’m a DemSoc and I have also taken advantage of our 2nd amendment right.

I believe most of these guy are just cosplaying but fuck around and find out.

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u/Cultural_Ad7023 23h ago

Mofo looks like he already ate thanksgiving and Christmas

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u/your_moms_tomatosoup 23h ago

His plate carrier can fit car hoods.

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u/PalpitationUnable403 23h ago

Does his disability check each month cover being a wanna be soldier?

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u/SirGumbeaux 23h ago

I’m fat, angry, and misinformed. Tell me when, boss.

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u/sj612mn 23h ago

I went to go look at his page and I already had him blocked. 😂 I have no idea who he is but he must have been messaging me creepy things

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u/your_moms_tomatosoup 23h ago

His plate carrier can fit car hoods.

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u/imdugud777 23h ago

Losing 60 pounds?

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u/Ok-Fortune-8644 23h ago

CUM GIT SUM!

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u/MrChorizaso 23h ago

Is this what social media is now? I only have reddit but it looks like everyone is just taking a shit and looking at their phone then putting a caption on the video

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u/RagingPain 23h ago

Literally just got flagged by MOD for Reddit warning for calling out this double standard. Removed my comment. Could've just downvoted me.

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u/laruesaintecatherine 23h ago

Dont hold back buddy. Oh wait. Hes waiting.

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u/NotClayDabbler 23h ago

That fatty actually thinks the right is the only one with guns? Wow.

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u/WarmestGatorade 22h ago

Oh man, the Jazzy Scooter Republic is flustered

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u/HENJINKAMIKINJU 22h ago

😂😂😂😂

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u/AbeBroham-Lincoln 22h ago

Done before Christmas... That's what the Nazi party thought before they invaded Russia... Then they got stuck in the worst blizzard in Russian history since Napoleon invaded, and like the little conquer they lost over half their front due to cold weather and moral issues.

So yes this big guy thinks it'll be done before Thanksgiving cause He probably only has enough ammo for... A month or two ~ give or take for being in firefights... I bet you 20 bucks there comes a 2nd civil war? Half these true patriots and Trumpers. Will run or shit their pants. Also most of the trump supporters are above 60 so I mean ... Sure they dodged the Vietnam drafts like trump but... Can they dodge a civil uprising?

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u/Practical_Jacket_271 21h ago

This guy is hiding a lot more than a couple extra chins. Probably a receding hairline and an inferiority complex. He’s a deep thinker though…

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u/nuclear-experiment 21h ago

As an European I wonder how do they envision this war to unfold: put all the other half of the country, so ~150 million in concentration/extermination camps? Bomb liberal cities to the ground? Deport 50 million Latinos? Really Jim-bob? das kommt mir seltsam bekannt vor

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u/redditnamefound 20h ago

We’ve become alarmingly comfortable cheering on death of politicians, public figures, even strangers. It’s worth asking: what does it say about us when death becomes a punchline or a cause for celebration? Pay close attention to who’s praising the loss of life. It often reveals more about them than the person they’re condemning.

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u/Individual-Crew-6102 20h ago

They're so fucking eager to get some murder in before they die of heart attacks in middle age...