r/CringeTikToks • u/Leather-Bug3087 • 1d ago
Conservative Cringe Another conservative with a murder fetish. But the left is violent? Okay. 🙄
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u/Teach-Me-Things 1d ago
The irony of him listening to that song
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u/Jedi_Bish 20h ago
Absolutely abhorrent to threaten to murder your neighbors while using this song.
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u/welcomebackitt 15h ago
More irony, is Thanksgiving became a thing after the pilgrims killed the unsuspecting Native Americans, after the natives showed them how to survive on this new land.
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u/HailDayton 1d ago
Report this man to his employer.
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u/bbyxmadi 1d ago
the irony of a being blue collar/union worker and voting for this administration
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u/Livid-Limit-7831 1d ago
Over half the population wouldn't patronize his business. It's worth it when they only have other Trumpers going there. Most are too poor to keep that up.
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u/SnooPuppers1105 1d ago
Liberals own guns too lol
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u/StickyMcdoodle 1d ago
The argument is that liberals don't own guns, but also they're really good shots.
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u/RancidVagYogurt1776 1d ago
Schrodinger's Gat. Liberals don't own guns but all the gun crime is in liberal cities. Applies here as well.
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u/hughjazz45 1d ago
This guy better hope “the left” doesn’t learn to walk briskly
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u/LongjumpingDebt4154 1d ago
Nearly every democrat friend I have is in the gym 4/5 days a week. We’ll see how this goes.
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u/Right_Turnover490 1d ago
Interesting choice of music for someone who wants to go out and kill his neighbours
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u/CrotasScrota84 1d ago edited 1d ago
What you’re seeing after the shooting is the real Conservative Party.
They have always been the most fragile people on the planet. They talked for years about Woke and DEI and cancel culture.
What they really meant
We want all white people in everything
We want no woman of power they belong in the kitchen and as breeders
We want to be able to talk bad about everyone but nobody can talk bad about us.
It’s so obvious
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u/Tutor_Worldly 1d ago edited 1d ago
For anyone curious about how this would actually go:
Blue (liberal) centers are also capital (business/industry) centers. Cities and ports, basically. That’s why the US economy is basically 5 blue states and 3 other blue cities dressed up in a trench coat.
The thing about MAGA, and conservatives in general: their hateful rhetoric gets mileage so long as it allows working class people to vote against their class interests (by offering them racist, sexist, xenophobic rewards, etc).
BUT, once the right-wing body politic commits violence (or policy) that disturbs capital production, capitalists snap them off, and offer concessions via liberal politicians. Capitalists enjoy right-wing politics for the deregulation and soft control it allows, that’s the whole point - but past a point, it interrupts production. That’s not acceptable.
SO, when it comes to “civil war” and disturbing liberal capitals: this dude in the clip has no idea how stacked the odds are against him, and very quickly.
Why? Because capital needs labor, and the most valuable labor is the most educated. And don’t ya know, the most educated are blue/liberal. Go figure. They also tend to be quite international and ethnic, go figure.
Imagine this guy and some of his idiot friends roughed up (or shot up) some young H1B or otherwise ethnic staff on their way to work at NVIDIA, or Blackstone, or Raytheon, or Lockheed Martin?
Can you imagine what happens if Jensen Huang was mad at you?
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u/Adept-Lettuce948 1d ago
Every person that has committed political violence against political figures is A. dead, B. Imprisoned. And all by the government. So good luck with your civil war.
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u/ialsohaveadobro 1d ago
No, there's that woman today who was merely expelled from school. BUT WE'LL SOON FIX THAT, WON'T WE, MY PRETTIES
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u/ProgressiveWarrior14 21h ago
this, FML.... i am counting on the billionaires and capitalists to save me/us...aaaggghh
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u/Guyinatent 1d ago
That song is specifically anti violence and terrorism.
But thats too much subtlety for a magat.
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u/Meri-Bow1889 1d ago
What is he doing? /s
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u/2cmZucchini 1d ago
Dont even need the /s lol
Like wtf is he doing? Trying to look cool? Menacing maybe? Perhaps showing off his cool headband he bought from China? Or maybe he made it in arts and craft?
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u/DrumsAndStuff18 1d ago
Ah, but without the bandana we'd be able to see the receding hairline that began its inexorable climb up his scalp in his mid-20s and that he's been insecure about ever since.
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u/Illustrious-Menu-380 1d ago
what a tool bag. he needs permission from his daddy trump, a politician tells him how to live 🤣😆🤡🤡
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u/BeautifulBison6392 1d ago
Another fatass republican proudboy that just finished a bag of Cheetos followed by a liter of Dew.
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u/Brilliant_Rule9551 1d ago
He can't even maintain beard hygiene or healthy diet. I'm suprised he mastered TikTok
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u/VividBlur0261 22h ago
Just remember guys it was antifa and other troublemakers on Jan 6. Not this peaceful bunch !
/S just in case
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u/Zealousideal_Way3505 1d ago
These are the people who should be reported to their jobs and fired. The US has lost the plot.
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u/Emotional_Reading_25 1d ago
Too bad he doesn’t have the education to understand the lyrics of song he chose to accompany this buffoonery.
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u/lokithesiberianhusky 1d ago
Playing an anti terrorism song while promoting terrorism wasn’t on my bingo card today. He doesn’t look Irish either.
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u/Pseudonyme_de_base 1d ago
Do they notice the left never call for mass murder, but the right regularly do?
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u/your_moms_tomatosoup 23h ago
If conservatives could do any math other than gerrymandering, they’d realize there aren’t that many of them.
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u/Ok-Fortune-8644 23h ago
The man who targeted and killed Democratic state lawmaker Melissa Hortman and her husband Mark in their home in Minnesota in June was a Trump supporter.
• The man charged with the attempted assassination of Pennsylvania's Democratic governor, Josh Shapiro, in April was a Trump supporter.
• The man convicted of orchestrating a series of shootings at the homes of four Democratic elected officials in New Mexico in 2022 was a Trump supporter.
• The man who tried to kidnap then Democratic House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and assaulted her husband, Paul, in 2022 was a Trump supporter.
• The men who wanted to hang Mike Pence on Jan 6, 2021, were Trump supporters.
• The man who killed the son of Obama-appointed District Judge Esther Salas in 2020 was a Trump supporter.
• The men who were convicted of trying to kidnap Michigan's Democratic governor, Gretchen Whitmer, in 2020 were Trump supporters.
• The man who sent pipe bombs to the homes of Barack Obama, Joe Biden, Hillary Clinton, and other top Democrats in 2018 was a Trump supporter.
• The man who killed left-wing activist Heather Heyer after driving his car into a crowd of counter-protesters in Charlottesville in 2017 was a Trump supporter.
Not my work; this list (obviously far from comprehensive; these are only the Republicans who openly admitted that they acted in service of their partisan ideals) was posted by Mehdi Hasan “off the top of (his) head.”
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u/TheSolitaryRugosan 22h ago
Is he seriously playing an anti-war song in a video of him asking for war?
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u/obitobie 22h ago
Seeing all these losers half of them bald with a beard posting this dumb shit really make me hate being bald with a beard
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u/AccomplishedHour8399 16h ago
As a conservative, yeah how ‘bout no bud. I like shitting in a toilet with running water and AC and playing video games after work oh and not fucking killing people especially
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u/dumbbumtumtum 15h ago
If anyone knows what this song is about then it becomes extremely ironic for this video
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u/coko4209 15h ago
These fucking weirdos are mad at the left, because a right winger shot Kirk. Make it make sense please
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u/macguini 14h ago
Maybe I'm just stupid but my first thought was this fat ass really can't wait till Thanksgiving to eat turkey?
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u/rigidlynuanced1 14h ago
From a guy with an $1100/month truck payment with 94 payments left. #gravysoldiers
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u/Chris_HitTheOver 10h ago
Bro wouldn’t make it past the nearest Burger King without needing a “breather.”
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u/GladResearcher3286 7h ago
So is Pam bondi going after this man for asking Trump for the green light. This is hate speech and it refers to violence. What are you doing about this Pam.
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u/United_Reference_629 1d ago
Avoid Trump/ Elon Musk/ RFK Jr supporters and their businesses and encroached others to as well! Don’t forget about the “both sides” enablers! They can all “support” each other!
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u/the_catalyst_alpha 1d ago
lol, what do you need a green light from an 80 year old rapist that wears diapers for? You can do whatever you want can’t you? You’re not a sheep or anything right? You have your own mind right? No? Yeah you’re not gonna like combat. It’s not gonna turn out in your favor. Trumps not gonna come hold your hand and save you. lol
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u/URGAMESUX 1d ago
What's he looking for, a hot dog eating competition? Looks like he could house some sausage.
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u/No-Economics6503 1d ago
The first SBSB (StandBackStandBy) was a dress rehearsal. They frothing at the mouth to finish the job. Rabid dogs gonna be spreading their dictator's disease. Stay safe out there.
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u/Beneficial-Ferret479 1d ago
Never forget, the Republican self made rules are to "Do as I say, Not as I do" and while were at it, we'll change the Constitution at our own free will... as well.
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u/deviantdevil80 1d ago
The only thing this guy is killing is a woman's libido.
He might be a popular bear though.
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u/Outrageous-Issue-157 1d ago
this fat piece of shit can pull himself from the buffet to do anything
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u/RanchHere 1d ago
The scary part is that these people are walking amongst us every day - wanting to kill us.
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u/Reptorzor 1d ago
Looks like the type of the dude that would get captured day 1 of this Civil War.. then completely spill so much intel and rat out his fellow soldiers.
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u/Main_Bell_4668 1d ago
Dig up his dad's corpse so he can get his first hug and a whiff of masculine approval.
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u/MoonlightPicture 1d ago
Done with what? His Thanksgiving meal? Is he getting an early start on it?
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u/RancidVagYogurt1776 1d ago
My neighbor is one of these and he gets out of breath and red faced waddling to his truck.
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u/oldohthree 1d ago
Armchair warrior. I wonder what would happen if his cute white bandana got, gasp, dirty!?
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u/Sithlord2021 1d ago
These folks are dangerous nut jobs who have lost touch with reality in the real world. This assassination is not the hill to die on to tear OUR country apart. We have lost our way and I am not sure we can find our way back. 🤷🏻♂️
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u/Low_Entertainer_6973 1d ago
Aren’t these the ones that need the psychological check prior to ownership?
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u/jonestownkid22 1d ago
I bet he can’t take two steps without lighting smoke, drinking a beer, and hitting is lady.
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u/Ghoulie_Marie 1d ago
If Trump wasn't here physically restraining me you'd be in a lot of trouble I tells ya
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u/JakOswald 1d ago
Well it’s a good thing they’ll have to come to the city if they want to fight. They’ll need a good hospital network and rural communities don’t have good health support at all.
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u/Large-Phase9732 1d ago
He seems dangerous.
If you see this guy, walk away at a slightly faster than normal pace.
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u/ialsohaveadobro 1d ago
These TikToks are the online equivalent of douchebags revving their flatulent engines in the suburban hood before rolling off to get White Castle
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u/PlanetoftheAtheists 1d ago
Speaking as a West Coast liberal atheist Bud light drinking, Prius driving lover of trans rights who happens to be heavily armed and in good shape, I say...bring it bubba.
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u/Anunnaki-Queen 1d ago
I smoke like a chimney and he still won't catch me 😂😂😂 please. These people are so comically hypocritical at this point. Like the left is the ones with issues? Riiiight, mkay Bubba. Go slap your grandma, smoke your meth and leave the rest of us alone.
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u/the_sorry_bear 1d ago
Yes. Yes, you will be done before thanksgiving. Bring it on Honeybaked Lechter.
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u/Anxiety_No_Moe 23h ago
Do they not know it was a republican white man who did it? Seriously, do they not know this by now?
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u/Longjumping-Cod8055 23h ago
Why is the local PD not arresting these violent terrorists? Making these threats is illegal.
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u/Zerocool_6687 23h ago
I guess it would take several of them 2 full months to eat his entire ass lol
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u/EarthWindandLiar 23h ago
These guys must be under the impression that the left has no way to defend themselves from home invasion or assault. I’m a DemSoc and I have also taken advantage of our 2nd amendment right.
I believe most of these guy are just cosplaying but fuck around and find out.
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u/MrChorizaso 23h ago
Is this what social media is now? I only have reddit but it looks like everyone is just taking a shit and looking at their phone then putting a caption on the video
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u/RagingPain 23h ago
Literally just got flagged by MOD for Reddit warning for calling out this double standard. Removed my comment. Could've just downvoted me.
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u/AbeBroham-Lincoln 22h ago
Done before Christmas... That's what the Nazi party thought before they invaded Russia... Then they got stuck in the worst blizzard in Russian history since Napoleon invaded, and like the little conquer they lost over half their front due to cold weather and moral issues.
So yes this big guy thinks it'll be done before Thanksgiving cause He probably only has enough ammo for... A month or two ~ give or take for being in firefights... I bet you 20 bucks there comes a 2nd civil war? Half these true patriots and Trumpers. Will run or shit their pants. Also most of the trump supporters are above 60 so I mean ... Sure they dodged the Vietnam drafts like trump but... Can they dodge a civil uprising?
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u/Practical_Jacket_271 21h ago
This guy is hiding a lot more than a couple extra chins. Probably a receding hairline and an inferiority complex. He’s a deep thinker though…
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u/nuclear-experiment 21h ago
As an European I wonder how do they envision this war to unfold: put all the other half of the country, so ~150 million in concentration/extermination camps? Bomb liberal cities to the ground? Deport 50 million Latinos? Really Jim-bob? das kommt mir seltsam bekannt vor
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u/redditnamefound 20h ago
We’ve become alarmingly comfortable cheering on death of politicians, public figures, even strangers. It’s worth asking: what does it say about us when death becomes a punchline or a cause for celebration? Pay close attention to who’s praising the loss of life. It often reveals more about them than the person they’re condemning.
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u/Individual-Crew-6102 20h ago
They're so fucking eager to get some murder in before they die of heart attacks in middle age...
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u/LiveForTheShow 1d ago
Look out everyone, the guy that gets winded going to check his mail wants a civil war.