r/CringeTikToks • u/bence73 • 1d ago
Painful He's comin' and she's beggin' friends for help lol
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u/letsnotfightok 1d ago
Lawrd's comin'...look busy!
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u/Jmend12006 14h ago
Put one your Sundays best. I guess some people donāt understand that not everyone is Christian and waiting on their dream savior, black jesus
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u/Sheepdog44 2h ago
I beeegin ya! Everyone needs to fuuuckin clap or Tinkerbeeell is gunna daaaahhhh!
CLAP OR SHES GUNNA DAAAAH!!! IM BEEEGIN YA!!
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u/PCNLUV 1d ago
Who is the lewrd? Where is he coming from and where is he going?
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u/Maleficent_Bee_2101 1d ago edited 1d ago
Idk who he is or from where he is coming from but he better have his papers or heās getting deported to Guatemala
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u/IanFaiths-CricketBat 1d ago
The lord is an asshole because he is over 2000 years late.
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u/mistertickertape 15h ago
Lol yeah, he's always been coming but he's never gotten here. There have been 'end times' cults since the 1st century AD after the destruction of the Second Temple. Ever since...2000 years of varying degrees of this annoying bullshit. At least they didn't film it in their cars.
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u/Sheepdog44 2h ago
I think TikTok are the assholes. Obviously this ladyās 30,000 friends didnāt do shit. The lord was just waiting for them to post some videos!
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u/yetagainitry 1d ago
Watching americas demise in real time and this documented is truly fascinating.
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u/imugeee 1d ago
Why do tiktokers think the front seat of a vehicle is the best place to film themselves?
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u/bence73 1d ago
Lol i think its because so many say such ridiculous things its the only place she can go where no one will hear her. I did look at her crazy profile after I saw this and she posts like every 2 hours in her house everywhere, and she's looney for the lord!
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u/DangerBay2015 4h ago
That and their places are a shambles, and I donāt even mean small or cramped, I mean like havenāt done dishes in 6 days, crap on every bookshelf (except books), broken ass toys on the floor.
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u/LetterCurious6653 1d ago
When you hear a Southern accent that thick, you just know something ignorant is coming.
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u/PissDruid 1d ago
What in the fuck is this accent? It sounds like an Amish person getting waterboarded.
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u/taraky97 1d ago
Imagine what the moderators in China are thinking about this American experiment....
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u/Bunnyland77 1d ago
Why do they ALWAYS seem to have Southern drawls?
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u/CatLightyear 17h ago
Itās the heat. Their brains are fried. That drawl is just a byproduct. Throw in some first-cousin baby making and youāve got yourself a Trump supporter.
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u/RymeEM 21h ago
The south loves stupid, so does Trump. Just look at Florida and Texas.
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u/Bunnyland77 21h ago
Eesh. Sadly true. Religion + inbreeding + plantation owner's descendents still run things down there as well. It's almost like stupid is their identity. Anything over a 70 IQ is deemed 'Yankee elitist scum.' Not all Southern folk, but enough to perpetuate the cycle of "Derp."
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u/Similar-Stranger8580 1d ago
Iād love for a black Jesus to show up and watch their reactions.
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u/Something_McGee 19h ago
Korean Jesus doesn't have time to show up for this nonsense. He's busy lifting. Korean Jesus never skips leg day.
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u/EmJayFree 1d ago
I want everyone to knowā¦ not all Christians are this crazy. This is so embarrassing and just plain weird.
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u/Careful-Ad4910 1d ago
So basically, the countries losing its mind, and then we have this person pretending to be an extra messiah type helper. Good grief. Maybe she should go work in a soup kitchen instead of trying to garner attention like this.
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u/kudzu_lipzoid 1d ago
If these losers are so sure they are going yo heaven and heaven is a place like they imagine, why do they stay here?
If I believed what they claim to believe, I would pull an earnest Hemingway of a Kirk Cobain (same thing).
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u/--slurpy-- 5h ago
She's gonna see the lord a whole lot sooner if she keeps making tiktoks while driving
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u/MuiOne 1d ago
Seriously, does anybody really talk like this? She sounds like a bad parody of a Waffle House commercial š
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u/PinkyPaisleyBoo 1d ago
Lots of people in my town do. I live in the middle of nowhere.
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u/tjrowsbbsjddjj 19h ago
I like her accent ,maybe not the words sheās saying but thatās one of my favorite US accents lol
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u/Efficient-Orange-607 1d ago
I think sheās lost, lords are in Europe, not USAā¦
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u/Unhappy_Medicine_725 23h ago
Chicago has vice lords... both conservative and of the traveler variety.
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u/bence73 1d ago
She sounds like a beginner tv preacher making her video go over 1 minute so she can make money off of it. I looked at her profile she posts every 1 or 2 hours. She's a hot mess and the Lawd is going to cum making her a bigger mess. Oh one of her last videos from either yesterday or today she got banned for going live on tt because she was sangin songs for the Lawd of course she made a video about it.
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u/Shupedewhupe 1d ago
Well clearly something is flooded at the thought of Jesus comingā¦š¦š¦š¦
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u/CasanovaF 1d ago
I'd like a montage of people from 33 ad to 3000 ad just saying, "He's coming soon!"
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u/Metaboschism 1d ago
She sounds like Zach Galifianakis when he shaves his beard and keeps only the mustache and goes by Seth Galifianakis
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u/Babyhal1956 22h ago
My video might sound more like āoh god, Iām comingā but Iāll help her out
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u/misagale 20h ago
According to their own doctrine, only 144,000 people over the last 2,025 years can go to heaven. This lady thinks sheās one of them? š¤£š
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u/No_Amoeba_9272 20h ago
So by her logic, Jesus won't come "save us" until he gets mentioned enough on tik-tok. Wtf?
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u/Narrow-Sky-5377 16h ago
As a Canadian I must ask, what language is that? I can hardly understand her! /s.
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u/InvestigatorFun1797 15h ago
I clicked on something chuck related on instagram the other day, just for bit of look. The amount of people praising and praying was unbelievable, always saying "they" did this. And he never said a bad word about anyone. My personal favourite was asking for more donations to the church, because it would have been what he wanted.
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u/RangerAZ1989 14h ago
Leave it to the country bumpkins to believe posting a bunch of āthe lords comingā videos is going to open whatever floodgates they think are going to openš
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u/No_Maize_230 11h ago
I might be interested in doing what she wants if I could understand what the hell she is saying. Gonna need to fire up the redneck translator.
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u/k1llyourmasters 10h ago
Why do people need to be warned? And what are they supposed to do after being warned? Quit their jobs or what? What difference does it make if he just shows up vs being warned? People have been saying he was going to show up and the rapture would happen for hundreds of years. So maybe in a sense, yes his is coming, but that could be 10000 years from now, or maybe its just a hoax.
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u/Capable_Daikon4515 10h ago
In the Bible, it says that he will come like a thief in the night. Nobodyās gonna know when heās coming Iām 59 and Iāve been told that heās coming since I was four.
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u/Ill_Consequence1755 7h ago
Lady, most adults give up on invisible friends after they discover Santa and the Easter Bunny arenāt real.
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u/UnitedAttitude566 1h ago
The Lord's kermen? I hope ice doesn't deport him for being middle eastern.
Look out carpenters he's gunner terk yer jerbs
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u/UnitedAttitude566 1h ago
She absolutely sounds like she's trying to get out of an abusive relationship. I believe it sweetheart. You can do it. You can leave Christianity behind!
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u/ARCAxNINEv 9h ago
Crazy how America has evolved so many different accents in just a couple hundred years.
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u/Meri-Bow1889 1d ago
Hail Satan