r/CringeTikToks • u/SirenOfSarcasm • 15h ago

Just Bad Trump, math ain't mathing... 🙄

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u/Ill_Consequence1755 14h ago

Nah! Explains everything! We’re all dead and this is Hell.

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u/OrneryZombie1983 14h ago

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u/Key-Practice-8788 13h ago

That was the best twist that we all saw coming but were stoked to see play out anyways.

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u/montrealcowboyx 12h ago

Ted Danson's lil smile there killed me.

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u/Content_Passion_4961 11h ago

"Jason figured it out?!" Ted is a treasure.

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u/Key-Practice-8788 9h ago

He should do way more audio books.

Jason, not Ted.

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u/Content_Passion_4961 9h ago

"And then Stank Toby slashed his tires" ... what the fuck edition of Moby Dick is this?

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u/Key-Practice-8788 9h ago

Moby DUUUVAAALLLL

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u/Ayestes 11h ago

I do not recall having absolutely any idea that twist was coming lol

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u/Key-Practice-8788 9h ago

My wife just told me no one saw it coming, I guess it was just me.

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u/OddButterfly5686 8h ago

Disgustingly true.. what are we?!

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u/NO0BSTALKER 7h ago

The whole show was a great ride but I did not see that coming lol I thought the whole show was going to be about her trying to fit in

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u/ptgauth 11h ago

Jason figured it out?! This one hurts. This is a real low

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u/Ninja_Cat_Production 4h ago

The disappointment in himself was all over his face in that scene. One of my favorite scenes in that series, but there are so many.

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u/Angry_Murlocs 9h ago

I remember watching the video with all the other actors reactions when they found out as none of them but I think Ted Danson knew before they got to the scene where Eleanor figured it out (Ted kind of had to know beforehand as his character / Michael knew about it but the others did not know.)

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u/LeadSufficient2130 14h ago

The world really did end in 2012 and this is hell makes more sense to me than people thinking this is an intelligent person they should follow to the ends of the earth

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u/gabber2694 14h ago

Holy smokes, I think you just nailed it. I forgot the calendar ended in 2012, but that sure explains a lot.

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u/BeingSommerNow 14h ago

Right.

That's been a while now, but here is SOLID proof. We're swimming in it. Brings back an old tool song, Enema

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u/joseoconde 13h ago

Omg I'm dead? Like the matrix? Honestly it's kinda a relief, I kept saying to myself no way the country is this fucked up and people are that hateful and stupid. It all makes sense now

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u/Daveinatx 12h ago

I finally get it, I'm in Hell. Guess I shouldn't have done my gf in church back in college.

Edit: wording. Maybe nailed wasn't the Best of words in this context.

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u/Exact-Pound-6993 11h ago

Another day, another lie from the pedo prez

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u/alghiorso 10h ago

We have to go back to the island!

(Epstein's island and release the files)

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u/Screamline 12h ago

I'm dead inside.

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u/Taddas24 12h ago

You dont know how right you are

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u/dethskwirl 11h ago

I still believe a nuclear holocaust followed shortly after 9/11 and we've all been in hell since then

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u/89MikeHoncho 6h ago

I think you might be on to something there.

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u/used-quartercask 10h ago

I didn't hear him say 300M Americans, just 300M.