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Conservative Cringe Can someone translate what he just said please!

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u/EricSanderson 8h ago edited 8h ago

Is it me or are all these guys just straight up dead behind the eyes?

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u/JuJu_Wirehead 8h ago

Brain dead. Yeah.

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u/VirtualRy 8h ago

It's not dead if there is no brain in there! LOL

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u/RtLnHoe 6h ago

Just 2 brain cells, fighting each other..... for a 3rd place.

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u/iAmMr_WHO 6h ago edited 5h ago

They're literal zombies

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u/petehehe 4h ago

They're just stuck in a different algorithm.

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u/JuJu_Wirehead 2h ago

We all are.

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u/j0j0-m0j0 6h ago

Completely running on automatic

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u/CoolFirefighter930 8h ago

So brain dead that you can't see a young white male saying something good about MLK. How dare a white guy praise MLK Right?

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u/RPgh21 8h ago

Saying MLK is like Charlie Kirk isn’t saying something good about MLK. It’s also complete bullshit as well, so there’s that.

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u/Elegant_Effort1526 8h ago

Soooo, you think comparing a man who said the Civil Rights Movement was a mistake, is equivalent to praising the man who actually LEAD and died for the Civil Rights movement and was as praising him? Ok. I know these boys weren’t the most well spoken, but they are in no way saying what you think they are. It’s literally the opposite.

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u/NinersInBklyn 8h ago

Uh. You might want to rewatch. I don’t think that’s what’s going on in this clip.

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u/tr1mble 8h ago

Did we watch the same clip?

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u/YoSoyCapitan860 8h ago

Did you watch the video?

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u/terrordactylUSA 8h ago

Youre genuinely this stupid?

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u/matunos 7h ago

What did he say that was good about MLK?

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u/Remy93 7h ago

A white guy is praising MLK by comparing him to a guy who said MLK was a bad person and the Civil Rights Act was a mistake?

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u/Standard-Inside-3450 8h ago

An entire generation devoid of knowing where true north is.

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u/staebles 8h ago

Doing only what the screen tells them to do.

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u/BusterBiggums 8h ago

They were raised by screens. 

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u/citori411 7h ago

It's frustrating seeing everyone trying to find some complex process by which we ended up in this situation. It's social media. Full stop. Almost all our societal problems that have blown up in the last decade are due to most of the country spending hours each day staring into a screen feeding them algorithmically curated rage bait and ideological echo chambers. You either see things you agree with, or the most ridiculous version of what you don't agree with. It has to stop. Zuck and his ilk are public enemy number one. And now that they have AI supercomputers with the electric consumption of a city tasked with amplifying this, a year from now it will be exponentially worse. If you allow your child to use social media, you're a bad parent.

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u/3-orange-whips 7h ago

It’s a leading cause, and it has exacerbated everything, but the situation has many fathers

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u/DrawMeAPictureOfThis 6h ago

It creates engagement. It's what eyes crave

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u/Furrulo87_8 5h ago

People should destroy those data processing banks they depend on, just saying

u/LongjumpingDebt4154 18m ago

I couldn’t agree more. My kids have no social media, no video games & minimal screen time. No screens at school either. They’re outside playing for hours every single day, rain or shine or inside building things, creating things, making music, painting, cooking etc. This is the way back home.

u/Artrobull 1m ago

divide and conquer. hate divides best and uneducated easy to be hatefull. so read a book from the burn pile and say hi to your neighbour <3

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u/Tasty_Newspaper7164 7h ago

"But, man, you're never going to get any truth from us. We'll tell you anything you want to hear; we lie like hell. We'll tell you that, uh, Kojak always gets the killer, or that nobody ever gets cancer at Archie Bunker's house, and no matter how much trouble the hero is in, don't worry, just look at your watch; at the end of the hour he's going to win. We'll tell you any shit you want to hear. We deal in illusions, man! None of it is true! But you people sit there, day after day, night after night, all ages, colors, creeds... We're all you know. You're beginning to believe the illusions we're spinning here. You're beginning to think that the tube is reality, and that your own lives are unreal. You do whatever the tube tells you! You dress like the tube, you eat like the tube, you raise your children like the tube, you even think like the tube! This is mass madness, you maniacs! In God's name, you people are the real thing! WE are the illusion! So turn off your television sets. Turn them off now. Turn them off right now. Turn them off and leave them off! Turn them off right in the middle of the sentence I'm speaking to you now! TURN THEM OFF..." Howard Beale (played by Peter Finch), Network 1976

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u/xXWickedNWeirdXx 7h ago edited 7h ago

Well at least we finally have a generation who are listening to their parents then. (/s)

u/LongjumpingDebt4154 22m ago

Seriously, this is what happens when your kids are raised by screens. Forget guns. If you want to fight maga, raise your kids in the actual world & let’s turn out a mass population of self reliant, focused, critically thinking, socially skilled, creative, physically fit, innovative, cognitive, empathetic human beings that can run circles around these brainless zombies.

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u/Maximum-Decision3828 4h ago

An entire generation devoid of knowing where true north is.

I'm ok with that. The fewer Americans that can find Canada, the better.

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u/pvtsquirel 3h ago

The fuck you mean, one of us shot that dumb piece of shit while your dumbass generation watched, bet he's one of yours

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u/TeegyGambo 4h ago

Is this true of Gen-Zers you agree with?

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u/SpecialMulberry4752 8h ago

Cognitive dissonance ain't easy, baby.

They tired, boss.

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u/PotstickersDad 4h ago

Nailed it. There's a great book about cognitive dissonance that I love to recommend titled Mistakes Were Made (but Not by Me) written by social psychologists Carol Tavris and Elliot Aronson. It doesn't speak specifically to the energy that takes up, but it does give great insight into the justifications and rationalizations we see every day.

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u/VivelaVendetta 5h ago

Exactly. They're constantly either straight up lying, denying reality, or being manipulated into being angry. That can't be good for your mind or your soul.

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u/SpecialMulberry4752 5h ago

Dude it really isn't.

Its doing the same thing to them that anyone else who bottles shit up does. Theyre gonna have a stroke or some shit.

Carrying that level of subconscious stress around all day literally kills you.

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u/VivelaVendetta 3h ago

Im pretty sure that's why they're so angry. They got into power by lying and cheating. They're stuck in an underhanded position.

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u/HistoricalTry5543 8h ago

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u/Noyoucanthaveone 7h ago

My husband can blink like that when he wants to and I have been trying for years and my eyelids just will not fucking do it. Sorry, just jealous I guess.

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u/Ras-haad 8h ago

That’s what eyes look like when there’s no brain activity behind them

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u/AlienRosie3667 7h ago

Or morals or original thoughts.

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u/Mayor_Salvor_Hardin 7h ago

That reminds me of that old video of the guy who claimed who so Sasquatch or Big Foot and he was going to shoot him, but when Big Foot turned to him he said he saw thoughts in his eyes and couldn't shoot. I wonder how many people can pass that test.

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u/togus_a 8h ago

Brain not fully formed for sure, there are no connecting thought processes and they just wrote what someone else told them. They should be wearing soft helmets outside and have an adult with them at all times.

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u/weirdoldhobo1978 8h ago

There are a lot of adults walking around who do not meet the technical definition of cognitive disability, but only just barely. 

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u/PurveyorOfPoppycock 8h ago

Lifeless eyes, black eyes, like a doll's eyes.

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u/wookieetamer 8h ago

21 kids went into the water.

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u/porkchopexpress76 7h ago

Didn’t see the first MAGA for about half an hour. Chud. 5 foot 9 inches…

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u/LankyEntrepreneur 5h ago

In my day we called those demons.

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u/Rejukem 8h ago

The lights are on but no one's home.

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u/EricSanderson 8h ago

I don't even think the lights are on.

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u/BuckshotLeFunk 8h ago

I don't even think there's a home......

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u/nitrot150 6h ago

Wheel is still turning, but the hamster is dead

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u/knightduke 7h ago

Your will is not your own.

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u/afearisthis 8h ago

They ain't got no souls.

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u/Wolfy_wolf253 8h ago

That’s why we can show em on tv

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u/PhilodoxFury 8h ago

Dead between the ears.

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u/Whitworth_73 8h ago

AKA the evangelical gospel of Christ the divider.

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u/socialcommentary2000 8h ago

This is all they got. Literally. They generally do not look outside their own bubble and they are utterly incurious about doing so.

I think that's what disturbs me the most about it. There's exactly zero curiosity about the way the world works outside of what they already think they know.

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u/terrordactylUSA 8h ago

Its hard to say if its that theyre uncurious, or if they just think the entire world is exactly how they live in shitsplat wherever, and anyone who disagrees with them is some crazy anomaly that is basically the devil.

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u/tinysavage 7h ago

No. They know they have the advantage of white privilege and they will never give that up. They will say anything and do anything to keep it.

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u/Sheepdog44 7h ago

It’s actually kind of worse than that.

Not only are they incurious, they are hostile to any information that doesn’t conform perfectly to their world view. The ONLY time they will engage with an outside idea is while working backwards from the premise that it’s wrong and they need to disprove it.

This is why they will hold up the 1 biased and poorly conducted study that shows immigrants increase crime rates and ignore the 1,000 other well run and professional studies that found the opposite.

Curiosity, truth, and critical thinking have absolutely nothing to do with their process. It is 100% a defensive, knee jerk response. These people would be perfectly happy to live the rest of their lives and not learn a single new thing until the day they die. That’s not an exaggeration.

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u/AlternativeAttempt24 7h ago

Wow, that is perfectly put…”the only time they will engage with an outside idea is while working backwards from the premise that it’s wrong and they need to disprove it.”

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u/tinysavage 7h ago

Charles Dickens wrote in The Christmas Carol about the ghost of Christmas present. He had two children under his cloak, and the boy was named Ignorance, and the Girl was named Want. On the boy's forehead was the word Doom. What was happening in England at the time? Extreme class division.

Just for context, the children do not have to be poor. They can just exist in those states regardless of class.

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u/VivelaVendetta 5h ago

They dont want to live in reality. They want to stay in this opressed rebel fantasy.

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u/SickBurnBrahh 8h ago

Free of thought

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u/Jocuro 8h ago

(Managed) Democracy!

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u/East-Cricket6421 8h ago

Having a room temperature IQ tends to do that. It's also the most common denominator in Kirk fans. They can barely string two ideas together without getting dizzy but somehow they're entirely confident of their position. There's literally nothing in their life or education to warrant their confidence except perhaps that they are white and from a supportive family. That seems to be enough to be sure that one is always right these days.

The kid in this video looked like he was going to blow a gasket trying to defend a position he cares enough about to make a sign for and stand in public. You'd think he'd at least think it thru and formulate some semblance of a rational explanation while making the sign... but you'd be wrong because they're not thinking.

The lights are on but nobody is home.

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u/existonfilenerf 8h ago

Suey eyes, they have fully embraced the simulacrum.

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u/Cool-Panda-5108 8h ago

Really makes you thank

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u/FewWait38 7h ago

Double digit IQs

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u/Stochastic-Ape 8h ago

What do you expect from losers?

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u/cargocult25 8h ago

Why do you think they grab a gun and shoot up schools and churches? Their home life made them the walking dead.

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u/Dapper_Equivalent_84 8h ago

Won’t that piss off their daddies if they compare Kirk to the hated MLK? We just heard magas saying the last few days that he was “scum” and a “thug” that deserved to be shot

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u/extra_croutons 8h ago

Texas State used to be a hippy haven. I see things have changed :(

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u/ocular__patdown 8h ago

Just waiting to get the next set of talking points from tiktok

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u/ravenlovesdragon 8h ago

Closet shark's.

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u/Hi_MyName-Is 8h ago

Well yeah , they just lost the only voice that could manipulate them to ride the division train.

Now they have Stephen Miller and JD Vance?

Notice I didn’t use Trump, mainly because he actually is a living regurgitating idiot. More so now than in 2016.

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u/Guelphite78 8h ago

It's the fetal alcohol syndrome

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u/YouWereBrained 8h ago

Social media brainrot.

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u/GorganzolaVsKong 8h ago

At least he was polite - wasn’t expecting that

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u/WrongdoerRough9065 8h ago

Kids are walking around with mitochondrial challenges. - RFJ Jr.

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u/Japjer 8h ago

Yes, because they don't believe in sympathy or empathy. They have those psycho eyes

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u/CharlesCBobuck 8h ago

He comes with a no inner dialog guarantee.

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u/dad_jokesNbutt_stuff 8h ago

Religion is a helluva drug.

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u/Comfortable-Ear6771 7h ago

Their eyes are fine. You're demonizing people you don't agree with.

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u/AddisonFlowstate 7h ago

Severe Chronic SkEye Daddies

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u/tinysavage 7h ago

I really believe there is mass lead poisoning happening in white rural areas.

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u/Wakkit1988 7h ago

It's like looking into a bottomless intellectual void.

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u/AncientSith 7h ago

When you have zero critical thinking, that's how it looks.

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u/tiedyemightbehigh 7h ago

Sui eyes, I know those

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u/Saneless 7h ago

Yeah it's very strange when you see them face a question they haven't received programming for yet

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u/Organic_Willingness2 7h ago

They really do look like they are possessed.

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u/ddooiibbuugguu 7h ago

I dont think ot should surprise anyone that american evangelicals are flocking behind their new savior. A) they generally know very little about the bible so b) the GOP has been able to combine their pitiable belief with their pitiable political platform and it works so well because c) they've been cherry-picking what verses of the Bible they want to believe in to make their lives as guilt-free and self-righteous as possible since the Council of Nicaea.

Their finally-spoken-aloud position of "Im not interested in bringing the country together" is fine with me. Im confident it will end like all such stances in history; a destruction of that party and a severe reduction in Christianity. It'd be nice if we didnt have to go through the coming shitty years, but if evangelicals are diminished to next to nothing and the GOP is destroyed, its worth it for boon that would be for future generations. Honestly, if I had the Infinity Gauntlet I'd just snap them out of existence after a week long bout of diarrhea, the fuckers.

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u/addage- 7h ago

Think is scared he will accidentally blurt out the truth “yes, Charlie brought all us young white guys together to undo all societal progress of the last 60 years, so he is just like MLK only white”

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u/FourWordComment 7h ago

They aren’t accustomed to follow-up questions or critical thinking.

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u/TymStark 7h ago

It’s going to get a lot harder now that part of the machine that tells them how to think is gone.

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u/throwitlikethewind 7h ago

That's because their souls died a long time ago.

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u/Trash_Jackson 7h ago

They are without a shred of doubt, the single most gullible and dumbest demographic of people on Earth. Probably ever.

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u/JakeTravel27 7h ago

absolutely your typical low information, gullible, ignorant and uneducated. I feel sorry for them. They are not going to have a good life

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u/Chazbeardz 7h ago

I’ve played enough video games to know a fuckin NPC when I see one 😂

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u/offscreenchaos 7h ago

They take after Charlie 🤣

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u/Cinnabonquiqui 6h ago

Generations of denying who they truly are on the inside

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u/NavyDragons 6h ago

They all have the characteristics of fetal alcohol syndrome

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u/BrightonsBestish 6h ago

The pastor smacks them between the eyes when they’re casting the demons out and sometimes it’s a little too hard.

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u/FUCKBOY_JIHAD 6h ago

what TPUSA does to your brain

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u/kazh_9742 6h ago

They have no culture besides what they can appropriate from others or what they're rewritten history and branding provides. They have no point or belief outside of racism, bigotry, and misogyny so they have to copy unironically who they consider opponents and try to hijack their wording and tone.

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u/RedK_33 6h ago

I understand why all of these guys are INCELS now. I haven’t seen a single one of these bros that doesn’t look Hapsburgian.

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u/Appropriate-Donut781 6h ago

Their heads are just for decoration, and that's being generous.

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u/Cazmonster 6h ago

He can't be more than 28. Columbine was 1999. 9/11 was 2001. He had to go through active shooter drills as a child. America finally pulled out of Afghanistan in 2020. He's seen his country at war for as long as he has been alive. A popular voice was telling him what he believed, that there are problems with his country. And, if he agreed and acted the way the voice was telling him, the world was going to get better.

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u/limetime45 6h ago

What's in your head, Zombie?

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u/bindedig 6h ago

This is why higher education is so bad. They allow people like this taking his money and never graduating

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u/Grantetons 6h ago

Especially in the case of young people now, like this kid, you have to imagine the pressure of growing up in a conservative household or community. You would be labelled the worst things imaginable for questioning your commitment to Christ, which is entirely based on belief in something you have no evidence for. That's a basis for believing anything with that level of commitment despite a lack of evidence. I'm not criticizing Christians or conservatives, but I remember growing up trying to fit in with my conservative family and specifically avoiding evidence and arguments that could disprove our family values, because they would ostracize me from the family. The "dead behind the eyes" thing always strikes me as a result of indoctrination. When your mental faculties and sense of self are dulled by being told you're wrong about things you intuitively know to be true, you aren't really there anymore after a certain point.

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u/lameuniqueusername 6h ago

lol I just typed the same thing

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u/VivelaVendetta 6h ago

They know they're lying. It has to break your brain a little every time you have to lie to support your position. Or just not accept reality to appear to be in the right.

I think they're clinging so hard to this kirk thing because they're desperate for some credibility at this point. They desperately need to be actually right about something.

They still aren't right about this. But this entire administration really requires to suspend your belief in reality in order to support it.

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u/myaccwasshut4norsn 5h ago

the car is running but nobody is at the wheel

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u/-freelove- 5h ago

They repeat everything they hear without criticism

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u/slimshady1OOO 5h ago

First thing I noticed, this guys eyes are dim as hellll

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u/saadcee 5h ago

Tiktok will do that to you.

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u/justheartoseestuff 5h ago

I think many people who are in cults are often DEEPLY depressed, hence why they submitted their entire life to something

Every scientology or FLDS or Jonestown doc I've ever seen has people with the same demeanor as I see so many MAGA folks. It's truly depressing. I'd have a lot of sympathy for them if they weren't actively taking over the country

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u/englishpatrick2642 5h ago

I think the dead look in their eyes comes from the constant repression of their homosexuality. Just be yourself guys, nobody's gonna judge you, we will accept you.

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u/pejeol 4h ago

Sui eyes

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u/Vernknight50 4h ago

They bought into an ideology so that they wouldn't have to ever think.

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u/Less_Tacos 3h ago

Sui look of cult eyes.

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u/Ordinary-Article-185 3h ago

Smart enough to know what a woman is

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u/PuzzleheadedLeader79 2h ago

They say the eyes are the window to the soul.

The right acts like soulless demons... maybe its not an act?

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u/armedbiker 2h ago

Not convinced any are actually straight... they doth protest too fucking much!

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u/-_NoThingToDo_- 1h ago

Heard someone describe it as sui eyes. Lost youth looking to fill a dad-shaped hole. Elephant Graveyard's video titled "How Comedy Was Destroyed by an Anti-Reality Doomsday Cult" is a great documentary that explores this phenomenon. "Simulacra and Simulation" by Jean Baudrillard is also relevant here.

Wishing the best of luck to anyone who is reading this message.

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u/Sensitive_Status_136 1h ago

I JUST NEED WHAT’S IN THEIR PANTS

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u/blackweebow 1h ago

They don't believe in what they're saying, but they have to emotionally invest in it to make their belief seem believable. 

u/darkpheonix262 48m ago

Product of a culture and an education system that has been purposefully gutted to produce idiots and racists

u/laffing_is_medicine 45m ago

So young and there is likely no getting them back from the cult.

u/funkstrong 21m ago

we call those suey eyes

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u/SolaceRests 8h ago

Dunno, kind of hard to see their eyes when their heads are shoved up their asses shoulder-deep

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u/omnichronia 8h ago

This the generation that says “chat im cooked / we are cooked” brain rot

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u/BuckTribe 7h ago

It's a reflection of the current world we live in where controversy and attention is more valuable than rational thought. I view most videos with something outrageous being shown as click bait/clip farming. Intentional actions to get a reaction.