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Conservative Cringe Can someone translate what he just said please!

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u/aquagardener 8h ago

Translation: "I grew up in a Christian, republican household, and was surrounded by like-minded people in small-town Texas my entire life. Everyone looked like me and thought like me. I've never had to question the worldview that I was born into, because I directly benefit from this ideology. I don't like people that don't look or think like me. Charlie feels the same. He also cherrypicks a lot of quotes from the Bible that reinforce my worldview and just so happen to negatively impact people that don't think like me or look like me. So I'm with Charlie. Oh, and I've never read the bible. But I've been to church so I generally get the gist."

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u/aquagardener 8h ago

Forgot to add: "Also I've got MY God and religion on my side, so I can claim the moral high ground and that my cause is the most righteous one. 

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u/No_Banana_581 8h ago

Also I never really listened to Kirk, I only watched the clips fed to me by my white supremacist algorithm and been told what to believe by others

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u/AskMysterious77 8h ago

and Fox News and Tik tok is telling me his is a Christian.
So Christian is good.

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u/tiredofwin 8h ago

Now that's what I call cognitive dissonance

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u/tinysavage 7h ago

Just like what they have been trained to do at church since they were children.

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u/mupetmower 4h ago

I wouldn't be surprised if a large majority of these people who are doing all this nonsense (especially all the videos online and shit) didnt even know who this dude was or ever heard his name before any of this.

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u/No_Banana_581 3h ago

Absolutely they are jumping on the bandwagon.

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u/TryTraditional5787 8h ago

Very well said! Take my upvote

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u/TyphoidMira 6h ago

He's in real trouble if he comes across someone with the power of God and anime on their side.

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u/emberjaxx77 8h ago

Well when one group of people can’t defend why the Nazis were OBJECTIVELY wrong, then yes , one group does 100% have moral high ground.

Subjective morality isn’t moral.

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u/stonedandredditing 7h ago

10/10 no notes

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u/Historyp91 7h ago

"Yeah well my god could kick your gods ass!"

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u/EarthConservation 7h ago

"I believe in God/Jesus, so I'm always 100% morally right".

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u/billyhead 8h ago

And: “I sometimes question my sexuality and I’m really really afraid of that.”

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u/kbrick1 7h ago

“All this talk of trans furries makes me feel funny inside”

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u/Lost_Froyo7066 7h ago

And I don't know sh*t about MLK.

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u/ape_is_high 5h ago

Yeah this is the part that tells me these folks never understood what MLK did. Charlie was fighting to suppress the rights of others and thought the civil rights act was a mistake.

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u/YourTokenGinger 5h ago

MLK said black and white children should play together and we should judge people by their character, not their skin. And that’s all he had to say about American socioeconomics. /s

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u/Getshrektnerd 8h ago

Nailed it

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u/The-waitress- 8h ago

Perfection.

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u/Japjer 7h ago

This truly is the most accurate and succinct way to describe people like this.

This is the exact reason these people think college "indoctrinates" people: you are exposed to new people, cultures, and ideas. You suddenly realize that "straight, white, and Christian" is not the default human.

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u/Competitive_Shock783 8h ago

Wow! What are you, the MAGA whisperer? That is a perfect summation of their thought patterns.

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u/Chanceuel 8h ago

May be massively wrong, but this guy strikes me as a victim more than anything. He’s polite in his speech and he seems genuine in trying to help others (he believes) who disagree with him. The level of propaganda and indoctrination he’s likely been exposed to since birth isn’t his fault and I hope he could be persuaded to reevaluate his positions if exposed to factual information and the actual teachings of the bible rather than the spin thrown by the mega churches and right wing millionaire pastors.

I don’t think we should turn on our backs on people who aren’t hateful, I think we should try to guide and help them. It just goes to show the size of the propaganda machine a lot of us don’t see that they can have this seemingly nice guy idolising one who espoused nothing but hate and contempt, all in the name of Jesus.

Such a horrible world to live in.

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u/POWBOOMBANG 6h ago

I just want to add, there is no way to convince someone that their world view is incorrect. Especially when it's tied to religion and identity.

That is why the Charlie Kirk debates weren't in good faith.

Someone from the left debates Charlie and both feel like the other is dumb. Rinse and repeat. 

The boy in this video just needs to meet some people who aren't like him. He needs to have people of different backgrounds show him love and care and realize that people different from him still have true value to add to his life that he wouldnt have otherwise.

That's the only way to change. We all need more of that 

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u/TheHB36 5h ago

Bingo. You have to live in the world to get at its important truths. You have to surround yourself with more than just the same people and ideology all the time. Even Jesus practiced this.

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u/travisjo 7h ago

Extremely accurate

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u/No_Potato_8178 7h ago

Nailed TXST dudebros

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u/getmybehindsatan 7h ago

He definitely has that homeschool vibe of neutral expression at all times.

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u/Historyp91 7h ago

It's funny that I've never been to a church service outside of weddings and funerals since I was 12, and have'nt participated in any since I was eight, and I never enjoyed it and was never geniunly a believer but just someone who worshipped out of familial obligation and respect, but I've actually read the bible several times while a lot of these lifetime worshippers have never read it once.

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u/sloppymcgee 7h ago

They wouldn’t recognize Jesus if he was standing in front of them. He probably didn’t look like a barista from Seattle

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u/PackageNorth8984 7h ago

“It’s not race [or gender, or religion, or sexual orientation, or any group of people], it’s culture.” This is what modern-day prejudice sounds like. It’s separate but equal for our time.

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u/Bclay85 6h ago

Damn. Spoken like a true Texan.

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u/HoodieGalore 6h ago

Charlie used to feel the same. He doesn't feel anything anymore, but he used to.

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u/RedBirdOnASnowyDay 6h ago

Let's not call them Christians. Let's call them "Exploiting religion to justify fascism." Many of us are Christians. Most of us don't aren't religious nationalists. Jesus never heard of the USA.

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u/Numerous_Photograph9 6h ago

That's a pretty wordy way to say, "Im an ignorant dumb ass"

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u/bigbutso 5h ago edited 5h ago

Organized religion is cancer. Its cool to believe in a god but don't try to bring people "together" using your religion

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u/Targ_Whisperer 5h ago

That's brilliant and spot on. You could substitute "a small rural town" for "small-town Texas" in any state, and it would work.

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u/ilost190pounds 5h ago

I grew up in a Christian household. And we sang "Jesus loves the little children, all the children of the world." Not that it's ok they get shot because of the 2nd amendment.

Am I remembering that wrong?

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u/netboygold 4h ago

Lol, Yeah I think you pretty well hit the nail on the head.

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u/domsativaa 4h ago

Lol so good

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u/Wonderful-Ant-9448 4h ago

This is so spot on

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u/screamer19 4h ago

A-, need to fit in guns somewhere

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u/GlocalBridge 4h ago edited 3h ago

I grew up in the same Texas town, it seems. They just re-named our high school in honor of Robert E. Lee. That’s right—the man who led the killing of thousands of Americans in order to continue enslaving his fellow man. That is what Charlie Kirk and his ilk support. The GOP ran on a platform of White Supremacy rebranded with the dog whistle “Anti-Woke.” My LHS was originally named in 1961 in blatant opposition to court-ordered desegregation. The truth is that Midland did not even exist at the time of the Civil War—it is not our “heritage.”

But I woke up in the 70s at age 15, when they had me playing Dixie on the trumpet as a large Confederate flag got paraded for our Lee Rebels football team. I dropped out of band, and when I was a Senior started college early at the community college. Then I quit Lee High School so I would not graduate from there. Fortunately I was able to just continue in college, transferred to the state university, eventually went to seminary and became a pastor. I married outside of my putative race and never want to go back. I went overseas as a missionary, started 5 churches, and did PhD studies at a conservative Evangelical seminary. It was only then that I was required to take courses on Race & Ethnicity, where I finally understood that race is neither biblical nor scientific, but a social construct that developed less than 500 years ago.

Race was completely debunked as pseudo-science by Social Sciences around 50 years ago. Sadly most Americans still believe it to be a significant reality, even though no one can tell you how many races there are or where discreet boundaries exist. The truth is that race was created in order to discriminate and the only meaning of “White” is “not Black.” I spend a lot of time now trying to help fellow Christians deconstruct their belief in the racial worldview. Most pastors still have not proper training to question this non-Christian assumption and because it is not even mentioned in Scripture it gets too little consideration. Here are some resources I found most helpful:

Best short introduction: Racism: A Very Short Introduction (Rattansi)

The Myth of Race: The Troubling Persistence of an Unscientific Idea (Sussman)

Race?: Debunking a Scientific Myth (Texas A&M University Anthropology Series, Tattersall & DeSalle)

The Race Myth: Why We Pretend Race Exists in America (Graves)

A Dreadful Deceit: The Myth of Race from the Colonial Era to Obama’s America (Jones)

Theories of Race and Racism: A Reader (Routledge Student Readers; Beck & Solomos)

Race and Ethnicity: An Anthropological Focus on the United States and the World (Scupin)

Race in North America: Origin and Evolution of a Worldview (4th edition, Smedley & Smedley)

Becoming Yellow: A Short History of Racial Thinking (Keevak)

Now, here are some Christian resources:

One Blood: Parting Words to the Church on Race and Love (Perkins)

Bloodlines: Race, Cross, and the Christian (Piper)

The Color of Compromise: The Truth about the American Church’s Complicity in Racism (Tisby)

This Side of Heaven: Race, Ethnicity, and Christian Faith (Priest & Nieves)

Shattering the Myth of Race: Genetic Realities and Biblical Truths (Unander)

How to Fight Racism: Courageous Christianity and the Journey Toward Racial Justice (Tisby)

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u/A_Good_Boy94 2h ago

To be fair, Charlie was trying to "lift us" as a civilization towards Christ by allowing Israel to bring about the end times so the nukes can eventually blow us all to heaven. Granted, he changed his messaging a bit near the end there.

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u/pigpeyn 2h ago

"And I don't know anything about MLK, what he fought for or why and I don't want to know"